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why haven't you taken shrooms yet?

>be me
>take shrooms a few times
>depression is gone
>functional and less socially awkward
>level up from robot to cyborg
>lose virginity

most of the problems of everyone here can be solved by chemically fixing your brain and giving you a new perspective on life.

you don't even need connections, they can be easily bought online with bitcoins.
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it helps at first but new problems come along and shit things up than your back to how you were. fun tho
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cigarettes do literally everything you listed.
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>>35315804
Shroom thread?
They re-wired my brain and made me remember so much stuff I forgot as a child, good or bad. I just remember a lot more hidden stuff from my childhood

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>You will NEVER fuck a 10/10
Why even exist?
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What's the name of that Blondie in the middle? Keep seeing her on /pol/
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>>35315782
smash it suzy
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>>35315644
To tell the truth, I don't know what you're talking about. These 6/10's in your pic are attainable. They're all ladylets who'll give birth to manlets who will someday come to /r9k/ to post because their inferior stature keeps them from getting laid.

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What did you guys do all day today?

>made tomato soup
>boiled 6 eggs
>made noodles with poppy seeds
>watched 3 episodes of Seinfeld
>browsed 4chan
>lostened to music
>took a shit
>took a shower
>haven't talked to a single person IRL or online that isn't anonymous
Such a great day, yet I'm still sad.
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>>35315572
>played vidya all morning
>trimmed leg hair/shaved junk
>worked out and watch King of the Hill
>played more vidya
>literally did 10 minutes of homework that was two weeks late
>shitpost on 4chan
WAKE ME UP
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>woke up at 10:30
>got dressed
>walked to the store
>bought some DXM syrup and some frozen food
>walk home
>take DXM
>sleep until 6pm
>wake up and fuck around /r9k/
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>>35316316
How much did you take? Were you robotripping?

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Who else here /masked/ ?

Why do you wear masks?

I do because I despise myself so much that i cant stand my reflection anywhere
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Masks dont have to be real.
Emotional masks are welcome.
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>>35315539
I would love to wear a mask. I hate it when I'm doing shit on my god damn computey and I see my reflection.
Where does one go about getting nice masks, OP-kun?
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>>35315539
I wish I could wear masks that reflect my mood
It is apparently illegal

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botwhores will defend this
generic whore (aka women) hate thread
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It's her choice. Let her do whatever she wants.
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>>35315496
honestly it's the dumb cuck's fault for fucking up his education and ending up in potato freedom corps to contribute to society.
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>>35315531
"It's his choice. Let him do whatever he wants,"

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Black men are usually taller, more confident, women know they have bigger dicks. And they're more masculine. No girl wants some pale feminine white boy, especially a blonde white boy. I'm gay but I have convinced many of my girlfriends that they should try a black guy, because I'm with one now and it's the best sex ever.A lot of women i know usually keep a black guy on the side. I'm gay so we do girl talk. It's 2016, and white bois are at home playing video games and not making an effort to start relationships. Black men are the definition of confidence, masculinity, and pleasure. White women won't and don't miss you.
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6 million shekels deposited into your goybank acc.
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>>35315445
i'm taller and stronger than any nigger i have met lmao
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>>35315474
>Mad
>>35315484
Sure and 5'4 isn't manlet-tier

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Hello robots.

any of you in relationships with a bordelrine girl? If so, post your story here. I'm in a relationship with one and I have made progress and I researched a shitton about it and put a lot of thought into it. I would like to give advice.

Fembots that are bordelrine can post too, of course.
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>>35315180
I have Borderline and I'm married. My husband is really understanding and knows exactly how to help me when I'm having an episode. I've been on medication and going to therapy for a few years now and it's really reduced a lot of my symptoms.

Before I got help, I was extremely emotionally volatile, suicidal, self-destructive, suspicious, and sometimes even outright psychotic. It's a horrible thing to have to deal with, but it is so much easier with treatment.

I think a lot of people here are probably suffering from one mental illness or another, so I'll monitor this thread if anyone needs advice. Thanks for starting it, OP.
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>>35315180
The only thing awaiting you is heartbreak, physical assault, emotional abuse, false hope, and permanent mental damage.

There might be times when you think to yourself, "Hey! She's getting better." She very well may, for a time. Some of it might even be somewhat permanent. Then you'll hit a fucking plateau, where she never improves from. The smallest fucking thing will still set them off, and you'll be cursing your existence, simultaneously despising her and loving her, hating her guts while still being willing to do anything for her. You'll walk the line between being her caretaker and her lover, not sure the degree to which she merely is reliant on you versus how much she loves you. Your friends and family and her friends and family will have no extent the actual damage she does, maybe having an inkling that something is off, but never truly being able to consider the extent of it.

Then your relationship will end eventually, and you'll forever be a changed man, living the rest of your life in resentment of her and mourning for her having left, unable to truly ever love again the way that you loved her. Every girl you meet, you'll compare to her good points, and they'll never stack up. You'll think what could have been if only you did a few things different, or if she were born "normal." Some days, you'll only focus on the good, mourning the "best thing to ever happen to you," then other days, you'll only focus on the bad, grateful that she left.

Quit walking this path, it leads nowhere.
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>>35315621
This.
Breaking up with her is probably the best you can do.

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What medication do you guys take? or have taken in the past. ?

I am on Suboxone , Prozac, Adderall IR, Klonopin and Gabapentin.

My doctor completely trusts me, I take it all my meds exacly as prescribed and it helps
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Ive managed to be on Klonpon for two years and and can stilt take a low dose and its just as effecitve as a first started taking it.

It really does help people that truly have crippling anxiety and cant take benzos responsibly
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I take abilify, lithium, wellbutrin and propranolol.

I also take all of ny meds exactly as prescribed. I drink heavily though.
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>>35315043
The jews tell me to take my pills, but I don't. I know they just want to control my brain, make me a normie. Tbh I feel fine anyway, sure Im far from healthy but it doesnt hurt that much and im living fine. When i do take the pills i feel no different so I don't.

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>tfw you haven't showered in 22 days and your hair is so greasy it leaves a damp spot on your leather headrest
>tfw you smell so badly your parents who don't give a fuck start commenting
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>>35315000
take a shower retard

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Seriously, get a shower. It's not like the water doesn't work.
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>>35315000
Just shower man it will feel nice and boost your self-esteem for a little bit
Nothing beats putting on some fancy clothes when you're fresh out of the shower. Feels like you can conquer the world.

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what are you reading right now?

pic related, its what i'm reading right now
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I'm reading pic related. It's really interesting, but when I read it I can't help but feel like we're living in a lovecraftian hellscape.
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I'm reading the Count of Monte Cristo atm.
Ultimate adventure-core. Edmond is a baller.
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just starting pic related. not too sure what to expect, but ive heard overwhelmingly good things.

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>tfw my parents are talking about selling me as a sex slave to pay for rent this month

I don't wanna be a sex slave...
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>>35314898
how much do they expect you will sell for?
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I would buy you.

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>autist crying because parents taking away his video games
>expecting his parents to take care of him while he's a worthless NEET

Which one of you is this, /r9k/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcqkozRfx_Q
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>>35314777
What was he thinking recording that?

I'm currently NEET and try not to ask to much from my parents.
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>>35314777
>>35314777
trips of truth.

Kek at this video as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MkGJWHS3bI
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>>35314777

>i can't get a job because the economy is bad
>the economy is bad
>bad

He deserves to get kick out for that retarded statement.

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Is there anyway I can meet local robots? I need some friends, desu...
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>>35314772
why local
irl friends are a meme
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>>35314772
> wanting to meet other robots
Other robots are insufferable. You're better off socializing at a fucking game-store, than with a robot.
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online friends is where its at anon

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What would it take for you to be happy anon?

Oregano
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>>35314627

right now a cold 6 pack should do it. then im going to bake the pizza i bought earlier today.
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>>35314627
Once I find an internship for the summer, I'll be good to go.
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>>35314627
become a successful animator, game designer, or some kind of entrepreneur.

get a gf or bf that I will be happy with. marriage and/or children are optional.

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Dubs decides. Be nice.
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>>35314369
Yes you should.
Originally.
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>>35314369
Yeah sure, why not. Got anything better to do?
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>>35314679
Yeah, a ton of uni work.

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