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We're going hiking.

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>>35319005
kek

sdlfjaljglkajdglkjalsjgalksd

>>35318997
we /ksg/ now

Self bump. If you could mostly talk about how ugly I am and how no guy will ever want to fuck me that would be great. But don't forget to bring up how fat I am. Thanks again.

Another, somewhat shameful this time, self bump. Please, you guys. I need your help!

And yet another self bump. Please don't leave me hanging. I'm literally begging you to insult me. Is that so hard?

>>35318736
Just do what I do, search paranoia and go on randoms' playlists

>>35318736
Any genre you're wanting, OP?

>>35318736
Linkin Park and their album Hybrid Theory

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>>35318701
>I want to be mommy gf and take complete responsibility for my bf and cook for him and love him without him feeling like he's a burden. Is this too much to ask?

fantastic bait thread

I will still have to ask you to be my gf even though I know this post is fake

>>35318701
Are you real? Are you an angel? Were you sent here to save me?

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>>35318701
if you live less than 200km away from me i'll come to you and you can cook me food and cowgirl me

>>35318616
red wine is p ok tho

moscato is the most civilised wine

I'm more a rum or scotch girl anyway

I can be your girl (male)

>>35318616
where do you get photos of her

i love how they die

they all do eventually

we are humans after all

our fate is to decay

>>35318600
wow man

3deep5me

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>tfw 3'11

FUCKING ROASTIES RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35318399
Registered sex offender and pedophile

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>>35318399
not fucking off but who is that and what did he do?

free my nigga

Nothing wrong with this. We will indoctrinate the normies to accept meme magic and create an entire future generation of robots. We just need to keep creating OC so the memes don't become too diluted.

We're not fucked until they start accepting traps and Brad and Chad start arguing if they're gay or not

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/r9k/ memes outside of /r9k/

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32 here. Internet and social media don't work anymore to meet and chat with grills.
I am very screwed romantically and in the head.
I am struggling with things that I should have solved ages ago because "I am a grown up man now and should be able to overcome any baggage of my younger ways and fears".

I do have some great things happening in my work but only because I work really hard for it. I am poor as fuck, freelancing but it grows.
No woman close to a Stacy/normie wants me because np stable career and car yet.
Not sure how to pull 21 year olds either..

32 here

I'm just starting to lose my social anxiety, but jobs are hesitant to hire me because of my lack of my work experience despite me being a good wagecuck

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>>35318181
45yo standing by...
not much to report , I am a NEET for life
- Musician
- Smoke weed
that is pretty much my life
..I love it.

its a well known fact he had a scat fetish

probably liked getting rammed in the ass by a big jew nose

>>35318107
>>35318107
The kind to be sweet 95% of the time but get startled by a slightly above average size nose and start throwing shurikens

because i don't know how to be a man

Cause it's the only way I can make a girl do what I want her to do.

B-because I want to show other players that women are just as strong as men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4nwiDyetGg

nick drake is always comfy

This song always makes me feel comfy and snug. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XK_FnzVfpo

>>35318017
What's comfy about a McDonald's in a city? That's anxiety enducing

If anything a McDonald's in a quiet suburban town at 12am is more comfy

fuck you moot, you left us.

you don't get to meme around here, you hear me?

>>35317823
my life completely turned around after i started fucking exclusively qt asians

Thier faces are fucking hideous they have decent bodies i guess (if you are into little small humans that is)

I had one back in highschool, her dad died and she broke up with me saying she didn't deserve to be with anyone because it was her fault her dad died. I tried getting to her, but failed, and she ended up killing herself. That's something I have to live with everyday of my life. I think damaged people deserve love too but you need to be careful, when two broken people date, most of the times things don't turn out very well. You should search for a gf that supports you.

>>35317749
It's such a preferable option to having a gf that actually expects you to work on yourself, isn't it?

Yes, I share your longing. Besides, it would level the playing field. If I'm gonna date a sound-minded girl she is always going to have an advantage over me and she can always use this advantage to get her way.

My personal dream is a gf with a bad drug habit. Nothing too grotesque like heroin or meth. Maybe pills, xanax, that's cool af. Or just your everyday weed addiction like I've got. That way we can both just keep telling ourselves "shit's gonna get better tomorrow" until we die like clueless happy cunts waiting for a better tomorrow.

So much more preferable to dying like an insecure person with anxiety about whether he did enough to achieve his goals, isn't it? Liberating af. The normies literally don't know what they're missing.

>>35317792
I'm sorry, anon
Origns

White
Christian
Virgin
Faithful
Housewife

white
18-30
no kids
faithful/loyal
honest
voted for Trump
under 200lbs
brown hair


Literally I will marry any grill that fits this. Am I really asking for so much?

boipucci passable