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Professional gay onahole

Take lessons from OP

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>>35321297
IT Tech Support.

Probably not

>>35321297
>>35321351
I thought OP said
>How will you achieve it
F-fuck you

There might be people who are just like you who use it too. The only way to change the way it's used is to use it differently yourself! If everyone who's like you chooses not to sign up because they doubt that anyone else like them will use it, then of course no one who's suitable for you will be on it.

>I've been craving affection and a gf and whatnot pretty badly as of late but i feel like it would be very difficult for me to enjoy intimacy with someone I'm not deeply familiar with and trust, though on the other hand there's almost no opportunity for social interaction in my day-to-day life, and my complete inability to expose myself to my peers is driving me crazy so tinder seems like the only option
feels

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>>35321364
thanx pal maybe I'll just take some photos with my cat and make my bio "I hate myself and I want to die" and my dream gf will see my profile and think "wow what a cool and radical dude" and then we'll meet and i'll kiss her soft neck

>>35321593
pic related as shit, good taste OP

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for all to see

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwabyeong

BE CAREFUL when interacting with koreans.

You just never know when they are gonna SNAP

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>>35321143
>STOP KOREANS FROM ENTERING THE UNITED STATES

how do we get them out?
Do they realize they aren't wanted here?

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kek could have gave you trips but you juts had to go on and disrespect him.

it caught on after DT became associated with 4chan through r_thedonald

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Don't disrespect Kek you heretic piece of shit

>>35320892
>PArents didnt follow the recipe and decided to " be creative."

Fucking hate it when people do that bullshit.

>>35320892
Mushrooms are GOAT. You ha e shit taste

>>35320932
This
>low calorie
>taste great
>simulate a meaty texture with none of the drawbacks of actual meat

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Have not seen one of these threads in r9k for a while but in wsg and wg I saw some similar ones today. This is one of my favorites, I'll add some good rain sounds in one tab and comfy music in another to create a comfy image I could stare at for hours or study with.

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Posting another classic

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I'll dump ya a 3rd op and one more after this

NAWLEJ

Hes the "just bee urself" of richfags

fuck him

>>35320665
Knawledge and books led me to my uhh, my laamborgheeni.

Women outnumber men until the 40+ age bracket.

Also 80/20

cuz 20-25 girls are desired by men 20-40 so they are highly desired and sought after

40+ women are more often single than 40+ men and 40+ men are more desired

>>35320337
is the 80/20 rule really true. it makes sense but i don't know

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>>35320072
>tfw gay but like cuntboys
what the fuk

that's disgusting, where is the penis?

>>35320072
>>tfw gay but like cuntboys
BUMP

>>35320072
This is the truest of all patrician attractions
>mfw a thin, flat-chested, princely FtM who you can tell is definitely biologically female but doesn't act like it at all

I hear they are expensive and hard to maintain

>>35319765
can confirm. My tanga flip zero went bad in only like 20 uses, and its one of the easiest to maintain toys out there.

>>35319784
what is the problem maintaining it? it is just dried cum or what?

>>35319461
Commies are truly scum and all their social experiments are failures

>wanting to be an eternal wagecuck for 5 kopeks an hour
Fucking retard.

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Kill yourself commies

>>35319375
you'll miss out on all new memes yet to be invented

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>>35319375
How are you doing it?

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35319375
You're spending too much time here. Leave this site. This site, full of poisonous "humans" who do whatever it takes to destroy everyone around them. There is no good on this board. Go outside, enjoy the air and never return to this pathetic, evil shithole.

>>35319318
Bumpity bump

Jgsjge

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>>35319318
Usgkgsjwvjs

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>>35319318
Jgwhkvsgugg

>>35319315

Throw in a sixer of Milwaukee's Best and you've got yourself a deal

Yes, now fuck off
Oreganol

>>35319315
No. If I see people playing a o***a board at a party I'll leave

>>35319222
>It's 6pm.

It's 9pm

Almost done with Dracula. It's a good read.

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>>35319230
>It's 9pm
uhhh you are clearly wrong man, both my phone and my computer say it is SIX pm.

maybe you should check your clocks