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>>35323717
Just shotgun an entire bottle of viagra. You'll die but they'll have to make a custom casket because you'll still be rock hard when they bury you

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>>35323737
>20 minutes
more like 5 and no I can't

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:41:08 Post No. 35323703 [Report] [View this topic]

>two weeks and she still hasn't unblocked me ;_;

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:45:23 Post No.35323780
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>>35323703

>one day since I blocked her

anon, it's best to let these things go. being on the other end hurts too. But it's better than the hurting before you were blocked, right? It'll get better

Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:46:59 Post No.35323810
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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:46:59 Post No.35323810 [Report]

stop trying to talk to her. work on moving on instead of forcing a half-hearted friendship

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:48:49 Post No.35323838 [Report]

the dilation of her pupils makes mee think I'm in love desu

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:39:31 Post No. 35323666 [Report] [View this topic]

lm too cool.

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:43:48 Post No.35323748
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o fuk I played this back in the day... HA! thanks anon for the feel

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>>35323748
Itscaus im cool

Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:45:51 Post No.35323792
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Man I wish that game didn't constantly crash nowadays

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:31:58 Post No. 35323548 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: people who've been the victim of your autism

>in high school my principal noticed that I was reclusive and wasn't fitting in. She invited me to her office to chat and instead got a full hour sperg out where I detailed my lolita complex, self-harm, social anxiety, love letters I wrote to teachers, the different entire universes I had created in my head (I had entire notebooks full of sketches of maps and descriptions of fictional places), my "pattern game", suicidal thoughts and virginity and manlet issues (I even cried when I tried to redpill her on heightism).

My parents got called in and I was reccommended to transfer to a different school for special kids. My parents refused so I stayed by I had to go to the counseller every Friday afternoon after that.

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:35:35 Post No.35323605
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>I had entire notebooks full of sketches of maps and descriptions of fictional places
That's p cool

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>>35323605
>sex cat planet
that book got found again by a different teacher and I got detention

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>>35323548
>lolita complex
what is that

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2017-03-06 05:24:34 Post No.35323407
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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:24:34 Post No. 35323407 [Report] [View this topic]

So... who here likes trapezoids?

For those who don't know, it looks like a ~~square~~, but it's not. It's supposed to have ~~4 RIGHT angles~~. but it doesn't.

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:27:52 Post No.35323469
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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:27:52 Post No.35323469 [Report]

its a diamond and quadrimalion fucking idiot.

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>>35323407
I'm having trouble seeing that as anything other than a 2D representation of a 3D sheet

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>>35323469
>In Euclidean geometry, a convex quadrilateral with at least one pair of parallel sides is referred to as a trapezoid
BRAINLET BTFO

>>35323485
It doesn't matter. Do you like it?

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:23:23 Post No. 35323383 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you fuck a fat trap/femboy?

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:26:45 Post No.35323449
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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:26:45 Post No.35323449 [Report]

Chubby, androgynous guys with shaved legs are perfect.

Chubby + androgynous in general is perfect.

They would have to be into facesitting though.

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>>35323383
>Fat
>Trap
This doesn't exist

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>>35323383
>Would you fuck a fat trap/femboy?

like cheska?
I would fuck cheska type fatties but not fatties like the obese sack of lard in your pic OP

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JAIL Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:19:41 Post No. 35323314 [Report] [View this topic]

I spent the last 3 days in jail for "assaulting" my mom, my dad posted bail for me this afternoon. Have any of you other robots been arrested and if so what for?

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:20:56 Post No.35323334
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>>35323314
Why did you assault your mom?

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>>35323334
I was sperging out and throwing shit in my room. The door was locked but she came in anyways and started yelling at me. I yelled back and she slapped me so I tackled her. She called the cops and told them I hurt her neck and next thing I know I'm in handcuffs.

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>>35323472
looks like it's time to pack your bags and get the fuck out of there, big guy

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:12:47 Post No. 35323179 [Report] [View this topic]

Why would you need this if you're not a slut?

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>>35323179
>Why would you need this if you're not a slut?

this
what kind of idiotic woman wouldn't have a long enough convo with a guy to know who the fuck she is meeting?

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>>35323252
Can you faggots not fucking read?

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>>35323277
Lol okay Cletus McBetaProvider.

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:01:10 Post No. 35322966 [Report] [View this topic]

No no no no fuck no this can't be happening again! I have a crush on a qt3.14 who doesn't even know I exist and I can't ask her out cause it's creepy over social media and she'll say no and then I won't even have the dream of the possibility anymore what do I do

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:06:29 Post No.35323072
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send her a message to talk to her.

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>>35322966
Do not hope anon, even if you muster your courage and ask her she will say no and everyone will treat you like dirt. School is based on a caste system and you and I are near the bottom. Do not hold hope in her anon, it will lead to your downfall

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>>35323072
What do I say? I've literally never met her I just know she exists from a mutual friend

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 04:57:21 Post No. 35322897 [Report] [View this topic]

if your dick is less than 6 inches, you WILL get cheated on

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>>35322897
I know. I'm 6 inches but it will still happen

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>>35322897
my dick is over 6 inches and i still expect fidelity from no one

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:06:27 Post No.35323071 [Report]

jokes on you I will never be in a relationship.

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 04:56:40 Post No. 35322882 [Report] [View this topic]

I LOVE pirates
I wanna be a pirate so bad pirates are SO cool

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>>35322882
I would rather be a wizard

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>>35322882
enjoy your scurvy fagget. Rogues master race

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>>35322882
Only if I could be a ~~space~~ pirate. Not the metroid variant, I mean just a pirate in ~~space~~.

>>35322915
Yeah wizards are p cool.

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 04:55:32 Post No. 35322863 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you realize /pol/ was right

I feel sick.

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>>35322863
I don't know if /pol/ is right, but I am creeped out by all these leftists attacking people.

And I don't like how there is constant attacks on Trump by the media.

Obama did a lot of shitty things while he was in office (attempt to pass legislation by executive order, kill American citizens overseas without due process, fail to close Guantanamo Bay, etc.) but the media never said shit about any of that.

The public shouldn't support a media that selectively decides to criticize presidents.

I think we are in a situation where the public is the biggest loser.

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>>35322863
some times you wish you had taken the blue pill

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 05:09:17 Post No.35323121 [Report]

All human nature. All of it. Those who are aware of human nature can make accurate predictions about it. Those who are extremists lack enough self-awareness about human nature.

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Anonymous 2017-03-06 04:47:34 Post No. 35322701 [Report] [View this topic]

My cat died tonight. I rescued her as a stray 12 years ago. She was grumpy but loyal. She got stuck out in the rain in some bushes when I found her and died in my arms warm and comfy.

RIP Lexi, this shitpost is made in your memory.

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