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>>35329567
You snooze u Iose!

>>35329575
i wish i could snooze

i've been awake for 3 days

>>35329589
>i've been awake for 3 days

why?

>>35329557
>>cheats on me with better looking girl

haha

>>35329557
gtfo larping faggot

>>35329557
>having a relationship based on appetite instead of love and contentment.
>expecting it to last
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>35329439
try it out, if it goes bad it's not like they will go tell everyone anything, they are autists too

Go and be that you want to learn more about anime and stuff. Also don't bother trying to date that girl.

>>35329439
Just go. Weeaboos are awkward themselves and usually welcoming to other awkward spergs. Just don't try to flirt with them. She's doing you a favor purely as a friend. Keep it that way.

What were the women in this photo thinking when they did this? What was flowing through their minds?

>>35329928
This is womans' natural state when their thoughts are on alpha bullies like Trump. We don't know this feel because we are virgin autists.

>>35329928

>"100000 likes in instagram"

>>35329174
>bi-monthly teeth brushing
>posting on r9k

yep checks out kek

I need to brush but I'm procrastinating

Haven't brushed my teeth yet this year. Is it worth it?

>>35329152
Bruuuuuuuuh just take advantage of it and work out , get toned and fuck a bunch of stupid race traitor blonde bitches before you inevitably get shot by a cop.

>>35329152
black dude here. i know youre not the guy in video but if he found 4chan he'd be a bit more happier at least. no use in self pitying

>>35329178
LOL no one would want an ugly FIELD NIGGER like me.

Tried, not worth it. It's really tiring to be around someone who will tell you over and over again how much they like they only to break down crying and yelling at you every other time you see them.

>>35329099
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
>nope

>>35329099
Why do robots expect a girl to date a guy with autism, but they're not willing to date a girl with mental problems?

Are you telling my r9k is full of retarded hypocrites?

They fucked after you left and made fun of you.

Honestly keep at it. You might get lucky and get some action out of it or at least they might let you watch. Especially if they drink. They must be somewhat interested in you if they asked.

>>35329082
>tfw she is wasting her broad hips and ovaries on some stupid carpet muncher

I do 300 crunches, 100 squats, 30 minute run, 50-100 dips, 20 handstand pushups and I'm gonna get myself a pullup bar soon.

>>35328887
Get a gym membership. Push ups are only good for getting good at doing more push ups. You won't gain any muscle doing them. Then do something like Stronglifts 5x5. Starting Strength sucks. Don't do that

Diet depends on what your goals are. I'd suggest a vegan or vegetarian diet for health reasons and because the amount of protein claimed to be required for building strength and muscle is completely overblown by the supplement industry to make you feel like you NEED to buy protein powder.

>>35329029

Why would SS suck? It works for me, although I could understand someone saying it is too focussed on the bottom half. I am not eating much meat for my own reasons, but isnt it "Eat tons of it if you are OK with that" usually if you start training?

>>35328835
who said I haven't?

>>35328853
>who said I haven't?
how did it go?

>Touching a part of yourself to provide sexual stimulation that is culturally associated with homosexuality while presenting no attraction or arousal to men
Haha what a fag

>28
>barrista
>meh

If I was a Chad this job would be perfect since I interact with dozens of 9/10 Staceys every day. But I'm not so it's all for naught.
It actually hurts to go into work sometimes, seeing all the pretty girls just wrecks me and ruins my night.

29
RN
Hell yeah

>>35328834
Does it pay well? Ar you at a starbucks or something?

yeah all the time. I get bullied at work too

>>35328740
Where do you work?
Plsunmute

>>35328637

Staceys get bullied all the time, but only by other Staceys.
Stacey bullying is some real tough shit though.

>>35328548
did you just say she got into bed with you and kissed you? jesus christ dude make a move before she gets bored

>>35328583
She didn't want to have sex because she's still a virgin and we were extremely drunk.

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nigger holy shit let me save you two years of my life i will never get back

> I have no idea how she feels
fuck you, you know exactly how she feels
>she asked if I was okay if she didn't like me.
this is how she feels.
your life is not some kind of happy story where people are just confused about their emotions and shit always works out like fucking parks and rec or something. this girl does not have feelings for you. she is not 'confused,' she just doesn't have feelings for you. you can't force her to create those feelings out of thin air, either.

if you are anything like me you will replay the whole "she said she wasn't sure" thing over and over again. don't. it doesn't mean anything. it means she knows she doesn't feel anything for you but she doesn't know how you feel about her so she doesn't know if telling you that will crush you.

you can make out in a bed for 2 hours with a girl and she can, in no way whatsoever, actually like you.

do not try to "read her signals." if you must have some kind of closure, just ask her. tell her you like her and you want to know whether she feels the same way because if she doesn't you don't want to waste her time or yours. there is no romance in being evasive. be straightforward with her and your life will be much easier, even if the band-aid gets ripped off a bit faster.

but you need to know that she doesn't actually want to be with you. you will not get the happy ending you think you'll get, even if you're this deep in denial about expecting it. most people never get their happy ending; they just try over and over again until they settle with an arrangement that's not completely depressing.

look: ask her. be as clear as you can. but you need to be aware that it will not go how you want it to. and you need to be able to make peace with that.

i spent a long time taking everything she said to me and everything she implied and rolling it over in my brain until it lost its original shape entirely.

don't do that.

>>35328519
The joke's on you.
I'm just another useless NEET.
Time for me to get some shut eye.

>>35328519
Jokes on you, I work a graveyard guard shift where I literally get paid to sleep. Good luck when mummy dearest kicks the bucket kiddo

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>>35328519
>3:28 am
ayyyy

>>35328482
>he fell for the job meme

Oh boy

>>35328482

Nice, Civil Service eh? What were you going for?

I work for DWP

>>35328656
oh cool
and it was just a shitty apprenticeship with 136 per week