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>>35338699
Have you tried talking to them about any of this?

why did you shit yourself

But youre just like them anon.

Stop hating yourself and stop hating the people who are most like you. Just because theyre old and look like shit doesnt mean theyre different from you. Odds are your going to be just as ugly and retarded as them when youre their age

>>35338687
Yeah, but you'll never get a GF if you don't.

You are too right, especially after I found out she already has a bf.

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>>35338700
fuck my life. . .
randomword

Keep your feet straight I dunno.

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>>35338471
hnng, show me your soles tiger

>>35338471
stop crossing your legs, mine is worse, i can twist my feet to face backwards if i try.

The only person i ever connected with on a total level died last october. Everytime I see a date i immediately check to see if its before or after October 26.

God damn I miss her so much, I think half of me died with her.

>>35338063
I went to a clinic and got a prescription for feminizing hormones two months ago. I haven't told anyone and I'm not sure if I ever will. I'm more than likely going to move away from my hometown before any noticeable change happens

>>35338063
I am a gay faggot nigger

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>>35338056

>despite all that he has loving friends and family and is going places in life

>>35338120
>going places in life
Fucking kek at this meme, unless you're one of the 0.01% of humanity which will actually accomplish something great and will be remembered for a long time after they're death, the only place you're going is the grave. Almost all people live and die and are forgotten and accomplish absolutely nothing.

>>35338243
>fatalism
>0.01% remembered by history
Fucking kek at this meme. This doesn't change the fact that happy people exist.

Those faggots just manipulated probability because they had great will.

But they did that because they wanted to change the world.

if everyone changed the world, it would've in utter chaos faggot.

On the flip side, there exists people who embrace the absurd. They forego will, and instead accept the world as it is.

Once they do that, they can be happy in any scenario. Even if they rot in hell, they wouldn't give a shit.

Those people who changed history are just narrowminded faggots who couldn't accept the opinions of other human beings. They're the same as you, frustrated at everything there is with the world, going as far as to change it.

I mean, does truth even exist if humans refuse to settle on one ideal?

Humans with probability manipulation powers are the worst.

Today was the last fucking straw for me.

>an obvious bought account with no post history posts documentary
>the documentary is stolen and reuploaded on the guys youtube account
>bought upvotes get it to the front page
>call him out for it
>downvoted
>response "ah ok..." gets upvoted

Depends on how you use it. Just ignore the front page/all and subscribe to subreddits you actually need, like the ones for homework help or something, or the ones for a specific and obscure hobby. And of course, porn subreddits are cool.

>>35338134
The voting system is such a joke since it enables children to silence you by downvoting you with different accounts until your post is hidden.

>>35337934
Iktf
also
>want to go for a walk
>nowhere worth going

>want to go to the gym
>too fat and don't know how to work out

Where's a gymbro when I need one?

>want to go get food so I can survive
>scared of being in public
>stay in and starve

maybe quit your job and go work at a kindergarten or something. they can always use a strong women there.

>>35337894

I used to get bullied at work and because HR didn't give a shit, I got my mommy to sue them, saying they were discriminating against disabled people. This only worked because of my autism though. I don't know how you can do something.

>>35337894
keep a record of it and get a layer

>>35337847
I rarely dream but I have a reoccurring one that happens every few months
>running through a field
>sometimes it's flat but most of the time it's a corn like near where I grew up
>somethings chasing me
>look back and never see anything but I know it's there
>can't stop running
>feel like I'll trip but I keep running
>always wake up right as whatever it is gets to me
>normally hyperventilating and terrified for a bit until I realize where I am when I wake up

havent had this dream in a while but i am always surrounded by cateye marbles and then i feel that weird feeling in your stomach when you are high up and just get the feeling im falling. then i wake up feeling like i just landed on the bed

I have a couple that I can remember off the top of my head:


>Standing on a hill near my house
>An old man is standing nearby
>He turns to me and says "You'd better watch out for that one, young'un"
>Walk up the hill
>There's a mushroom cloud in the distance
>Me and the old man begin to float into the air
>Our bodies catch fire, then get torn apart by the blast

Another one:

>Walking on a trail in a snowy forest
>A deer approaches me
>It lunges forward and bites my arm
>Its teeth start moving like a chainsaw blade, ripping the flesh up

I dropped out in the middle of sophomore year, and became an autodidact. I'm now working at a federally sponsored art museum earning 50k a year. I'd recommend taking a gap year, and see what works for you. Formal education (w/ the exception of vocational training and STEM) is a waste of time and money imho. There's an unfortunate bias in our culture towards getting a degree, but hopefully that will change as more people begin to wake up.

>>35337813
Not yet, but on the verge of dropping out. Lv 22 here, so at least I've got some time on my side still. My job is closely related to and dependant on my painfully uninteresting studies, so I won't be able to continue gaining more practical experience for a while if I leave uni. I want to finish it just to get the damn degree and not turn the past four years into waste.

>>35338240
CompSci and want to drop out entirely. Would u recc a gap year for STEM

>>35337778
Then you hopefully transform and get out of this place

You kill yourself.


Do it OP.

>>35337778
>americans get into livelong debt to live like inmates in an european prison while people in europe get better education + single room for free/almost for free.

Sure watch my doggo while I get my wallet

You're both gonna grow up to become filthy WHOOOOOORES!!!

*SLAM*

>>35337734

Just give me the fucking thin mints.

>>35337520
As many as you can spare ;^)

>>35337520
just give me the maximum amount.
they make great masturbation aids

>>35337520
"oh you don't have magnums ? I guess i'll get my own later"

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>>35337505
storms are comfy
background noise generator for you
http://asoftmurmur.com/

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>>35337505
I wish these threads continued endlessly

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continuing my comfy animals, though I don't have much left

>>35337571
comfy is a feeling you travel with, not a destination

be confident and assertive
be tall, broad-shouldered and square-jawed and have a big dick
also be yourself :) hehe

>he posts cartoon frogs making certain expressions in varying situations on Zimbabwean falconry imageboards

Someone chubby that can cuddle
Sadist
Deep set eyes
Tall
Good haircut
Nice kind face with a nice jaw