CUTFAG THREAD
Lets all talk about how much we want to kill ourselves for being mutilated at birth.
>every time I bring it up to family they just say I'm being ridiculous
you can tell there's a lot of normies on right now because the thread count has a few threads with hundreds of responses and many unreplied to threads, normies go for the most popular things in general.
nobody but you cares if you are cut
>>39220550
If nobody cares then why the fuck was I mutilated?
"Sometimes when I lie in bed at night I feel a terrible urge to touch my breasts and
listen to the quiet, steady beating of my heart.
Unconsciously, I had these feelings even before I came here. Once when I was
spending the night at Jacque's, I could no longer restrain my curiosity about her body,
which she'd always hidden from me and which I'd never seen. I asked her whether, as
proof of our friendiship, we could touch each other's breasts. Jacque refused.
I also had a terrible desire to kiss her, which I did. Every time I see a female nude,
such as the Venus in my art history book, I go into ecstasy. Sometimes I find them
so exquisite I have to struggle to hold back my tears. If only I had a girlfriend! "
>>39220119
Anne Frank was basically an Agatha prototype
>>39220308
>Agatha
who?
Sounds a lot like an old man pretending to be a teenage girl.
>Why is your character standing right there, anon? Come on in, the water is great!
>>39220118
I don't like sausage fests.
>>39220118
okah den
get reddy for
the bellyflop
>360 and turn around
What the fuck is wrong with the leader of my country?
>>39220048
hey if you dont want trump ill have him
we need him in europe
our muslim problem is bigger than yours
>>39220093
The dense fucker can't even locate Europe on a map
>>39220327
>Calling a man who is the pres of the united states which also owns a massive real estate empire dense on a Mongolian throat singing community centre
>tfw ballsack dandruff
>head and shoulders doesn't do shit for me
JUST
Don't hesitate so much, champ. Just reach down here and give us a firm handshake, it'll clear right up.
>>39219973
FUCKIGN FUCK WHA THTE FUCFK IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WRAPPED THEM IN CLING FILM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
didnt even know this was possible. you either have bad genes or shit hygiene
Do you know any girls with autism/Asperger's? How different are they from the male version of the disorder?
>>39219872
She's obsessed with cartoons, anime and sex. She has a super high sex drive and jerks off like 5+ times every day.
The same as the male version basically.
>>39220980
who is she to you? a girlfriend, roommate?
>>39221011
Just a friend. I'm gay or else I'd be all over that shit.
hurry up and pick whitey
i ain't got all day
>>39219867
Better fucking be playing that Thousand-Year Door
Metroid Prime, or RE4
Or if you wanna 2P, I'd be down for some Metal Slug.
The PS2 stack has more games and more variety in genres.
I know who you are anon
>>39219835
you forgot that they hide their inferiority complex with defeatist and cuck ideas
>not ugly and usually attractive
>>39219835
The Barnum effect, also called the Forer effect, is a common psychological phenomenon whereby individuals will give high accuracy ratings to descriptions of their personality that supposedly are tailored specifically to them but that are, in fact, vague and general enough to apply to a wide range of people. This effect can provide a partial explanation for the widespread acceptance of some paranormal beliefs and practices, such as astrology, fortune telling, graphology, aura reading, and some types of personality tests.
The Forer effect is a specific example of the so-called "acceptance phenomenon", which describes the general tendency of humans "to accept almost any bogus personality feedback".[1]
Whats /r9k/ opinion on the Solar Eclipse? It was kinda overrated in my opinion. Probably because I only got a partial Eclipse
>>39219823
It was cloudy as fuck where I lived so I couldn't see shit.
I'm going to sleep extra good tonight knowing at least a dozen chads wake up tomorrow with permanent retina damage and get cut from the team.
>>39219823
Watched the full ones on FOX, don't have eclipse glasses and live in the Northeast.
GoT s7e6 has some of the worse writing and performances i've ever witnessed in ages.
i can see why you call this show normie trash, i've seen no one complain about this episode just seen them eat it up; half the characters dialogue feels incredibly out of place.
The pacing of the show has become wild to me. The acting seems really forced, and I hate how all of the remaining characters have plot armor and can't die somehow.
I feel really let down by this show and I don't know what will fix it.
>>39220070
the bumped up the action and turned down the acting and writing
>>39219646
It would've made a nice twist for
SpoilersArya to kill Sansa. The episode would've been 100% better for it.
My sister offered to show me her tits because she knows I've never seen any before and she realises I'm going to die a virgin. Not allowed to touch them or anything just see them, and might be down for letting me masturbate in front of her.
She said she doesn't want to have sex and this is as far as it'll go. Should I take her up on the offer?
>>39219416
>My sister offered to show me her tits
So why the fuck are you still here?
>should i participate in degeneracy
yes
>>39219416
>Should I take her up on the offer?
Absolutely. That sounds amazing.
I got the news today since she wanted it to be a surprise along with the eclispe that she's pregnant...I'm going to be a father...I don't know how to process this. I'm incredibly happy but scared.
How do I father a kid...I'll be there for him/her but Jesus I'm in the state of disbelief. I never seen myself as the type to be a father in life.
Please guys help me
>>39219114
>I never seen
Tyrone detected. Why even make this post if you're going to leave the kid when before he's 2?
>>39219212
I'm white you fucking racial ass.
>>39219224
Stop LARPing, Tyrone...We get it, us whyt boiz iz infeeeerior ns sheeyut...Don't have to be a jerk about it
Let's get another ideal gf thread going
>she literally cannot exist
>>39219050
I have a few good ones in my opinion
>>39219062
God I wish I met someone like this, just knowing she's out there would give me hope.
>Your self-harm scars will never go away.
>The time you mutilated yourself as an edgy, depressive teenager will never go away.
>These things are visible to everybody and always will be.
>To family.
>To children.
>To employers.
>To your spouse.
>You will never look okay.
>You will always look like an edgy attention whore.
>You will always look mentally ill.
>You can never have arms that aren't ugly ever again because you were stupid and crazy.
>Even if everything else inside heals and you don't even think about it, this shit's still gonna be visible.
>You're going to be an old man and still have these stupid fucking marks from when you were a teenager.
>>39218774
poor fool. who is the qt in pic
>>39218774
>implying I will ever be olf
Who cares. You think a soldier cries about his scars? Hell no. If someone calls you a baby or a nutjob, tell them to fuck off.
You don't have to put up with shit from anyone. Least of all from yourself.
Having children is never morally permissible.
Anti-Natalism is the last pill.
>>39218685
Please leave, you anti-life cuck.
Tbh I probably would of had children if I had the chance with the right person.
>>39218732
did you know that i influenced that fuck out of your work Nietzsche?
nice try silly nanny.
>>Durr embrace the absurd!!!
>>Just get existential bro!!
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