>sex assignment due tomorrow
>>35014279
have you practiced?
>cum creation class starts on moday
>>35014295
o-onaholes counts, r..right?
I pretend to be other people online, with slightly different personalities and backstories. I have played some characters for longer than a year at a time. Overall it's been going on for several years.
This needs to stop. I feel mentally ill. How can I make this compulsion just GO AWAY.
I used to do this on MMOs. Had 4 ''personalities'' at one point.
STOP GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS YOU DUMBFUCK
Will robots hit me up with some ASMR with qt's saying nice things to you?
Pic related... Kinda
Pls don't talk shit about my waifu
Source?
orange my inalo up desu
This is the best waifu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWxCJgkD2ro&t=798s
>>35013931
Sure man,
http://m.imgur.com/a/5ERww
>i've only had sex 4 times
women are scum and should be killed.
why live?
>>35013580
Well, you beat my meager record of 0.
>>35013580
>has had sex
get out
Live for other things like family and friends or hobbies.. if you have nothing like this -> end yourself or die quiet
Do these videos work? I see them all over the internet and I see the comments approving of them, but I can't tell if it works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5YSnXNOGcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Iwh2aOkY4
>>35013504
It doesn't.
Learn lucid dreaming instead.
>>35013504
This binural shit doesn't but actual hypnosis audio does.
I wouldn't be so sure about anything that promises physical changes unless it involves changing your own mindset to want to achieve those changes. Hypnosis is definitely real, I hypnotize people in my free time every now and then. usually through recordings and voice chat.
>tfw too stupid to make connections so i can get a job with my degree
>almost everybody I know with a decent job got employed because somebody hooked them up
>only optional available to me are job search sites with a million scam ads
Ree.
Well into my second year of the job search. I had a couple of interviews to show for it. Three even went to a stage two. Maybe it will work out eventually and I'll get a dead end job that pays about as much as manual labour.
>tfw parents angry with me because i've spent 700 euros of my neetbux in hookers
they dont wanna talk to me, i live with them, are they angry because i have spent money in hookers or because i have spent the money in two weeks?
>>35013477
Tell them it was either getting a hooker or raping a cunt, They understand.
They're angry because now they can't lord the fact that you're a virgin and they aren't over your heads. It's crab bucket mentality at it's finest. Fuck them.
You should tell them you tip 50 yuros to the ones who swallow/let you go greek/raw.
>tfw no autist friends to write and film sketches and short films with.
>tfw no autist friends to form an improv group with.
>tfw no autist friends to pool together and film pornography with.
It hurts.
i'd more seriously consider all kinds of autistic pursuits if i wasn't wage enslaved
as it is, the best i can do is puzzle out some porno ideas to possibly eventually write down
>>35013557
>as it is, the best i can do is puzzle out some porno ideas to possibly eventually write down
Why don't you write them down now?
It's fun.
>>35014276
i'm world building
it will be a masterpiece or it won't happen
Post music that you listen to while gaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VUa99-tJqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuzUq3ZeXec
While playing Tracer in overwatch and it somehow feels great
>>35013131
music distracts me from the game.
I listen to the game's own music.
Get in here fellow boomers. It's time we start our own threads here.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
>tfw the newer generations will never know what it was like when the JFK Assassinated
>tfw you take your son down to Donnogan's pub down the street to discuss his lack of a career, buy him some hot wings and a beer to watch sports and try to get him motiviated to finally get off his ass and get a real job, get married and buy a house but all he wants to do is sit around and watch Anime
>tfw your kids are going to probably push your wheelchair into a swamp and drive away like nothing happened once you hit 75
>tfw the latter generation will never know what it's like to have a mortgage, a 401K, a wife, a dog and a retirement plan at age 35
So much disappointment
>>35013003
Oh heya bill. How's your wife been? how about those Patriots eh?
>son turning 15
>doesn't play sports, has no plan for the future, no girlfriend
>very dissapointed in him
>says he wants a playstation 2 and a razor scooter
>tell him I'll get him something that he'll never forget
>Fill up a kiddie pool with 15 footballs. One for each year
>wait until he arrives back from soccer practice with his friends
>He thinks he'll have a large pizza and a gift waiting for him
>"hey son, I got that new game you wanted, ehhh what was it called? bobbing for footballs"
>start pegging the footballs at his head to test his reflexes
>they just hit him in the face
>"whatsa matter kid, you gotta think fast, this is what life is going to do to you"
>the little one starts crying
>call him a faggot to toughen him up a bit
>dance around in a circle making faces at him
>he runs away crying
>doesn't talk to me for a few months
>runs off and joins one of those transtestical groups
>still doesn't talk to me
Oh well...you know what they say. Kids: they can't all be winners right?
bum.....>>>>>>>pp----...
w/e I thought it was a good idea
well?
did her revelation that she's a carpet munching dyke kill the fascination?
we still luv miss aggie even if she hates us
Yeah, to hell with her. She is a liar, i can tell. Her behaviour is an act. And on top of that she is a vagina loving jewish dyke.
>>35012942
We discuss and fawn over her in different mediums now. Here's an Agatha fan club if you're interested:
https://join.skype.com/GoThL90412tG
why do boomers do this?
because they're passive aggressive meddlers by nature, like most humans.
>yfw mom put your delicates on HIGH HEAT
It keeps happening.
I'm living with my uncle right now and he thinks he's doing me a favor by doing my laundry, but he doesn't even ask what can be thrown in the dryer, he just tosses it all in there and turns it on.
Just a few months ago I rented a room and my landlord took my stuff out of the washer and just threw it in the dryer and turned it on. It's not like my stuff was sitting there for hours either, it's just that she did it automatically.
Do they not even realize that things can shrink? Do they not care that they can ruin clothes that cost hundreds of dollars? What the fuck
Is it because all their clothing is cheap?
Who is here /lowtest/ ?
I just got my results: 16,5 nmol/l , age 21.
The normal range for the ages 20-44 , according to my clinic, is: 4,6-28. Internet says: 9-38.
From a study (1996) the average level for <25 years old is 24,2. I have the test level of a 40 year old.
I didn't even fap for a couple of days before the testing and I definitely can feel that am not as horny as I was 5 years ago.
I am not even mad about this. Guys who have high test surely have more life motivation and therefore the drive to chase women. I completely lac this and now I understand why. Women are just "meh" to me now. All I see is fucking clowns with red lips, drawn eyebrows, painted faces.
Maybe its because of internet exposure and instant gratification or just simply genetics, probably the latter. Oh well, who cares. Its not like I would get the chance to use my dick anyways.
>tfw you are overcoming basic animalistic cravings and heading towards enlightenment and thus transcending the human condition
>>35012902
Do I have to go to the doctor to get the tests done? I have a suspicion that I am low, but I've never had it checked.
>doesn't want those fake stacey cunts
No-one does. Who the fuck would? They're cunty, fake, and look like fucking clowns. Chad would rather fuck a genuinely cute girl than those clown-looking bimbo sluts. I've personally heard girls (they don't talk to me, i eavesdrop) make fun of the Staceys for painting their faces and shit.
That's not low-test causing you to see truth, it's just reality.
>>35012989
I don't how it works in your country. I just went to the hospital (department for hormone testing) and thats it.
>>35013004
Nah. Its low test.
helo guys wna pluy vedeo gumes wit me ?
>>35012867
Sure! What do you play?
>>35012867
Okay. What do you play, anon? If steam reply here
Hey guys, I'm just posting this to proclaim myself as the biggest husky fan in /r9k/
I don't think there's anyone here who loves huskies as much as I do.
I've heard they've got bigger cocks on average then men. Is this true?
>>35012639
Alas, your reign has come to an end.
I, a humble user of this board, love huskies more than you
>>35012639
this original comment is meant to illustrate how your faggotry should neither be welcomed nor perpetuated here