What did Tostino's mean by this?
>>35015894
Not having pizza roles is equivalent to the flu
TOTINOS TOTINOS, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
>>35015894
By pizza rolls they mean 16yo pussy
Instances when karma worked its thing?
Just found out an ex gf got drugged at a party. She convulsed and was in comma for 4 straight hours. After the whole ordeal, she gave all of her weed to a friend of mine and is fucking terrified over everything.
She was responsible for turning my childhood friends against me and even took the piss of me with a guy that used to be a friend at prom, despite the fact that a friend of mine was brutally murdered and EVERYBODY KNEW.
Im hearing you robots, this feels good
nice, man. that's great. you rubbing it in or satisfied from a distance?
>>35015925
Satisfied from a distance.
Considering in rubbing it in but that would probably cause a shitstorm I dont want to deal with right now.
Whats even better is that after that incident her family will put a GPS tracker on her lmao
>get WEMT certification in a month long bootcamp
>spend two semesters at University of Vermont taking the most pointless classes, straight C student but they should've failed me desu, I didn't do shit
>summer semester in France
>take the English CLEP barrage
>transfer to Evergreen State College, "independent study" all three quarters and write a novel (basically lived as a writer, not a student)
>summer quarter NOLS course
And that's how I got my piece of paper without really going to school much. I did it that way because I got no education when I was 18 and 19, besides the bootcamp, and I wanted a degree before my 22nd birthday. At long last, I am "Bachelor of Arts" (no specification).
whats the plan now? degree seems pretty useless imo unless it was a requirement for something else
>>35015829
I moved to Cuba when I turned 22 and have been involved down here, planning on going back home when I turn 23 for the next step in my master plan.
>>35015829
>>35015929
in other words, I have nothing planned for 22 or 23 that requires a degree, but after that? Who knows. I suppose it's nice to have the options and to have the status bump, too, but I DO wish I'd done something different with my years right out of high school. College is pretty stupid.
>tfw calling business just to bitch them out on how stupid their commercials are
Does anyone else do this?
>>35015621
I haven't tried that before, got any funny stories to share?
>>35015621
Ah, the fascinating life of an autistic NEET
>>35015936
t. assblasted wageshit
>too ugly and socially inept to achieve social fulfillment
>too dumb and brainfogged to achieve intellectual fulfillment
>too bland and unimaginative to achieve artistic fulfillment
>too weak and short to achieve fulfillment via sport
Why even live anons?
>>35015590
>too thoughtful to shitpost
>too shitty to make anyone think about your post
It's quite a conundrum, anon.
>>35015999
Checked and we posted by the by.
>apply at a small market to stock shelves/deliver food to people 4 days ago
>get a call today asking to come in tomorrow for an interview
>suddenly feeling like I don't want the job
>>35015510
Go in there and shit your pants and reee at them
hey, at least you haven't gotten the job and are starting tommorow
we both know youre not going to go
>tfw shave butthole for efficient pooping
>start getting annoyed with body hair in general
>am now silky smooth
Am I turning into a tranny?
>>35015398
>Pickle pee
>Silky smooth anon does pump a rum
>>35015398
Yes
But how'd you do it?
>haven't left the house
>no gf yet
Is this the reason I have no gf? It doesn't seem logical
It's one of many reasons. It is logical. There are no girls for you at home.
>>35015147
that is a understandable conclusion to come to but the truth is that the only reason you don't have a girlfriend is the fact that you aren't being yourself
>>35015147
I, too, have yet to leave my house.
I've been staying inside on a 24/7 basis since I was 12.
I've never kissed a girl before on top of this despite being ran through the scholastic system, so it's likely more than mere isolation.
>walk into bathroom
>another dude walks in right after
>It then becomes a race to see who can piss the fastest
>my anxiety hits and my bladder seizes up like the jaws of life
>this is be the moment when every normal person would start to urinate
>I, however, will proceed to flush the toilet and leave the bathroom with a still full bladder
>acquire kidney stone
>>35015131
great job OP, I'm glad you made this post
>>35015131
Hey nice I think this was a pretty solid post OP I hope you have a good day.
MY FUCKING NIGGER ROOM MATES KEEP BRINGING A LITTLE GIRL IN THE FUCKING APARTMENT AND THEY DON'T STOP SMOKING WEED!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!?
SMOKE AND WEED DON'T DO A DEVELOPING BODY WELL!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>2017
>he doesn't like weed
>>35015105
>2017
>partaking in degeneracy
absolutely disgusting
>family restricts children's dating options to UBER chads for generations, making everyone a turbo chad
>my mother dated someone no where near "good enough"
>got pregnant
>cut off from the family for this (effectively disowned)
>partner left her after giving birth
>I'm the child
>>35014772can someone explain this pepe to me please
>>35014823
It is a "retarded" variation of pepe, crying possibly because he lacks tendies.
Do I dare say... that he is /ourguy/ ?
>>35014675
Sure, he's hilarious with his social awkwardness
And if you remember, he finds his perfect one...
>>35014707
CHEESE
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
He finds his perfect girl and lives happily with her. How could he possibly be our guy.
Where do I have to go to find a qt bf?
>>35014653
rite here bby :*
gimme kisses
>>35014668
cunt.
>>35014653
4chan is not the place to ask.
>>35014751
Where do I ask?
I don't leave my home
>make a post
>think it's really funny
>actually crying because I think it's so funny
>post it
>thread dies
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good thread senpaithis post is in fact original
Stop having violent thoughts.
>>35014388
Stop posting other peoples faces to appear superior.
Take a pic of yourself making the same face and let us all laugh.
>>35014388
MY SEETHING RAGE AND VIOLENT THOUGHTS ARE THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO FUEL ANY ATTEMPT TO IMPROVE MYSELF. COMFORT AND CALM MAKE ME COMPLACENT AND WEAK SO FOR NOW I MUST AND WILL RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!