That juste happened 5 minutes ago
> be me, 17 yo dude
> Quarter to one
> Leaving my room to make myself some tea
> Parents sleeping on the couch
> Kek they snore
> Go to the kitchen
> Make myself some good tea
> Mother bursts in
> Full karate mod
> ANON WTF ARE U DOIN' ?
> Some tea
> WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO HIDE
> nothing.jpg
> She search the trash can
> Finds the bag that contained the tea bag
> (whatever the fuck it's called)
> She takes it and throws it on the floor
> WHAT THE FUCK ANON, STOP HIDING THINGS
> wtf
> puts sugar in tea, go to my room
> G'night anon
> G'night mom
> Wtf was that
> best tea in years
Any anons with Weird ass mothers ?
>>35017279
>17 yo dude
I enjoy the fact that at least I will never be as retarded as OP
Goodbye newfaggot
sounds like your mom is a silly goose
also, underage b& please
>>35017279
i think she was referring to that big thing you're hiding in your jocks, lad
I entered a year relationship online with an Asian girl 8,000+ miles away. She is not stable and talks about suicide a lot. I seriously believe that if I ever left her, she'd do something rash. I'm white and 6ft so I really hope she doesn't become an alpha widow.
So now I have to make a choice. Trying to contact some of her senpai to let them know, but its an asian country so idk if the parents would even give a fuck. They'd just probably tell her to get back to work. I feel like such shit right now. Idk what I should do. Staying in an online relationship for however long it takes until we meet is bad for both our mental healths desu.
What should I do?
>>35017158
kill yourselfassfaggot
who cares
she's a dumb white worshiping bitch anyway and traitor to her race. parasites like her should die before she raises mentally fucked up children
>>35017158
I used to talk to a korean MILF on interpals
after a while she became infatuated with me, wanted to start an online relationship with me and told me that she is being stalked by a gang leader that wants to marry her
I need to eat some pussy
Do you understand my situation?
>>35017034
Get a hooker and enjoy your herpes all over your filthy ass mouth.
>>35017047
What if she has a feminine bepis
to me personally, the neet life seems like the dream life when your a kid, all the freedoms of being an adult, and having no responsibilities besides basic bill paying and cleaning up after yourself.he thing is, though, for the most part children are ignorant little shits and dont understand all the complicated social stigmas and stuff that comes from living that kind of life and openly talking about it to everyone you meet, which more often than not leads to at worse disgust/repulsion and at best indifference so after about a year or so of neet life the neet in question desparelty wants to get back to a job becuase if he does he will be respected and valued by his peers again and to the neet(who is now an adult) that is more satisfying than all the happy free fun time in the world.so even though the former neet may or may not despise the job he now possesses he does it first for the validation of his peers and second for the money.
tl;dr.
If you have any sort of drive or biological imperatives as a male, you will suffer as a NEET.
>he cares what people think about him
anon just do what you want fgt
Are you a robot because you lost when playing soggy biscuit?
>>35016869
>you will never play soggy biscuit with a group of femboys and lose intentionally
I'm a robot because 4chan has been my refuge since I was like 14. My parents are crazy and the world is evil.
>he calls it "losing"
>laughingetonians.jpg
>he plays dota/lol/csgo
my pussy when
I see nothing wrong with this post. Can't disagree, as a malebot.
>Hahahahahaahshahahhaahahahahah
>Memes
Kill urself u roastie creep
malebot here, adults who play videogames should demap themselves.
So we think 10/10 stacies live easy lives, but have we REALLY thought about how their day to day life is like?
> pic related
>>35016682
>that stomach
>10/10
nice try
It really depends on the individual. Some of them are trophy wives, some are doctors.
>>35016682
Most of them work out all the time and spend a lot on beauty products. When you're model-tier hot, it's basically your job.
Can you even begin to imagine it? 40 days without sex? its a crazy thought.
Whatever happened to Josh Hartnett?
>>35016743
He's no longer the IT boy.
This is how fast they come in and out of fashion.
>>35016622
If it were gender swapped
Welcome back, wagecuck. Hope you enjoyed contributing to my NEETbux today. Enjoy your few hours of freedom.
Jokes on you, just left my job fucking degenerate.
>>35016390
I think I just heard the microwave go off, NEETscum. Your Hot Pocket must be ready.
Don't worry about why your wife's mouth and vagina smell like neet cum, wagies. welcome home
>going to an anti-trump rally
Is there a more normie thing one can do?
>>35016092
going to a pro-trump rally
>>35016092
Fucking fag following sjws
>the only brown person is a fat woman
seattle?
Post your favorite Pepe. Pic related is mine, he just looks smug, devilish and conniving in it, also kinda funny and cute.
>>35016032
This one
odicknal
oral-anal
original comment pls
>>35016032
Your choice leads me to believe that you're a filthy, big-nosed, coin snatching, Messiah murdering kike
I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the domiate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little baby to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT IDIOT GO AWAY DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
>>35016023
PIs telI me more
>>35016154
We also get into gangbangs with his gang which is quite fun to have a 2 or more massive juicy black cocks in my orifices.
>Hire Hooker
>get to Hotel room and take pants off
>tell Hooker to undress
>while she undresses start making a slightly disgusted face
>once she is fully naked you start playing nice so she doesn't think you're just being a sadistic dick and tell her that you just can't fuck her because she disgusts you/is ugly etc...
>pay her for her Troubles so it seems legit and stay polite so she really thinks it is her fault
>get off to seeing her self esteem drop even lower in front of you
Who else /gets-off-hurting-others/?
>>35015947
>Howtogetstabbed
byaheroinneedledhooker.jpg
>paid a girl money so he could maybe hurt her fee fees
lmao I wouldn't be surprised if she is dead inside and chalked that entire encounter up to "some cuck gave me money and I didn't even have'ta touch'em lol"
Ballbusting thread? Okay, get in here kinky rbots.
Gonna bump it now
Just gonna leave this here.
How is it not originl
>moved out for the first time yesterday
>already homesick
How do I fix this?
Not being funny but stop being a pussy. Life is hard. Get over it
>>35015897
>How do I fix this?
Stop being a faggot
>>35015991
>>35015994
Thanks for you're input