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Iy lik caek
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>>35018343
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
>Did baby like his "cake"
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>>35018366
yhes mammi tenk u
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so what's the point of it all, lads? not life, but the universe?
when do we get to meet our analogs?
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>>35018329
to make a point
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the universe was made so god can point and laugh at your autism
ITT: when did you realise that you had no hope to ever become a normie?
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>You will never have a vagina
What's it like, guys?
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>>35018281
when i broke sid's heart
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in school when even the weird kids stayed away from me.
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A want a wife that can vacuum really fast like pic related
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That's a pretty good wife.
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>>35018267
That's a pretty fast wife.
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Gonna ask a girl out tomorrow if I see her at school...
Do you think she is going to say "I have a boy friend?" If so, how do I proceed?
Do you think that she won't want to date me? How will she reject me.
I'm basically asking her out so I don't wonder for the rest of my life whether or not I should have asked her out.
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>>35018160
take a gun
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>>35018160
I've been here before, I stood where you stand.They called me the hero, the hero of man
Just distract yourself with whatever you have on hand. Don't put so much stock into it lest you end up desperately orbiting a girl that, most likely, never has nor ever will entertain the idea of taking your dick. Ask her out, sure, but be casual about it.
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>>35018263
Thanks bro--I'm at the point in my life where I feel like giving up...but I like this girls clean cut look.
Nice hair, nice nose, tall, lean, looks intelligent, no odd piercings or tattoos.
Stirrs odd feelings in me--not lust, but respect.
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Have you ever had someone stare at you creepily?
>in Walmart with mom and grandma
>we check out
>some depressed looking girl keeps staring at me
>in driver through waiting
>some old man in the parking lot is sitting in his truck staring, waving, and smiling at me the whole the time
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>>35018158
bumparunu organito
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>>35018158
Maybe you had something on your face.
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>Senior year of Highschool
>Decide to steal bag of Doritos from class party everyone in class donated food to
>Walk in front of everyone and take entire bag of Doritos
>Person sees and is visibly disgusted
>Everyone in room starts to hate me
>Have his face flicker in my mind for years afterwards
>Can't forget it now
>Have to open my hand and close it really fast when I think about what I did
I stole a bag of Doritos to spice up my day, and now I'm paying for it.
I'm glad it was just a bag Doritos. I now know what kind of person I am. It wasn't even a good flavor.
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>>35018030
Also, this was 2 years ago.
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well, thanks for sharing my guy
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>meet a girl online, easily an 8/10 and dresses well
>get to know her, talk for a while, share pics every so often
>asks me to get on skype
>it's a tranny
Should I just stick with her and see what happens? It can't be that bad
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TRANSGENDERISM IS DEGENERACY MY HONORABLE BATTLE BROTHER. IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR YOU MUST PUT A BOLTER THROUGH HER SKULL AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
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>>35017996
>girl
>her
anon, i...
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>meet a girl online
Well there's your first problem.
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>get home
>parents arent there
>get mail then go inside
>greet cat by calling it faggot nigger
>pet head
>turn to kitchen
>black man fiddling with thermostat
>forgot dad said he was coming by to fix
>walk back out
>drive to park and post this
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i have two questions. how often do you call your cat a faggot nigger and does it respond to it? and how did the he react? did he just look at you or kept his attention focused on the thermostat?
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>>35017703
Play stuupid games, win stupid prizes
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>>35017753
Cat looked in my direction cause I opened door. It doesnt respond when I call it faggot or nigger but does when I say hey. Black man gave me a thousand yard nam stare until i left.
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GET IN HERE!
https://discord.gg/tX4mp
No normies or roasties. Unsavory characters are welcome.
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I have literally no friends and if you faggots dont join Im literally going to kill mtself
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hot twink lf big man with small penis to physically dominate me
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full of normies don't bother
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>there are people here RIGHT NOW that started using 4chan post 2010, even post 2015
How do we deal with the rising newfag problem?
They are literally responsible for every shit-post, every cuckold thread, every """"""""femb0t"""""""" thread, every weeb thread, every role play post, and all of the /soc/ IRC discord cancer.
How do we eradicate them?
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>>35017613
>They are literally responsible for every shit-post, every cuckold thread, every """"""""femb0t"""""""" thread
I'm responsible for the majority of these and I've been here since 06
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>>35017634
>I'm responsible for the majority of these and I've been here since 06
Wrong.
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>>35017634
ayyyyyy i post in the trap breads p much all the time
l8 07 tho....
>>35017715
i'm pretty sure you are a newfaggot.
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>neutral canthal tilt
just fucking end it lmao
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You want a fucking negative or positive canthal rilt? wtf?
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>>35018470
positive so i can become chad
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>Had a shit day.
>Got home feeling depressed as hell.
>Broke down and dialled her number. We hadnt spoken in 4 months.
>She never picks up.
>Sat there realizimg how pathetic and desperate I must have appeared to her.
She was the only person who made me happy when things were going rough. But it's in the past... 4 months on and I'm still not fucking over her...
I want to kill my feelings but it wont just die. It's like I keep chasing the past. Back when we were happy. When I made her happy....
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at least you got to be with her fml
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>>35017519
I can feel that shit, honestly. In fact, I used to get real creepy and stalk the shit out of my ex through Tumblr. This was like immediately after the break-up though, so after some time she said to me "if you message me again I'll fucking kill you" or something to that effect.
Haven't seen her in a long long time. Four years, I think. I like to say I've made my peace with it but you know how things go.
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>>35017732
I never stalked her. But at the beginning of the relationship she was being very needy and messaged me everyday. She would cry if I didnt answer on time.
Now if I messaged her once a week she would be annoyed by my presence. I will never know what went wrong between us.
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When someone in public asks you, "why dont you use an iPhone, they're so much better" and all you can say is "I don't know" to avoid sounding like a socially inept outcast who spergs out over tech companies
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>>35017439
nobody does this
prerogon
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I'm an Android app developer
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>>35017439
Nobody has ever approached me in public
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Stop neglecting yourself
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You can't tell me what to do, vibrating foxgirl.
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>>35017420
>Stop neglecting yourself
this get a girlfriend to neglect