What's for dinner robots 08/21
how much did you pay for that anon? looks good
>>39222025
baked some chicken legs covered in cumin, cardamom, black pepper, olive oil, cayenne pepper, coriander and onion powder
then i had some dark chocolate and walnuts
>>39222057
$9.50 for the carne asada plate, $3.00 for the buzzball
Do you think you would make friends if you stopped coming here? I feel like 4chan and youtube trick you into thinking you aren't as lonely as you are.
>>39221969
No one in the real world truly appreciates my edgy sense of humour. Besides, normies drive me crazy with their predictability of interests
$chan has made me hate myself even more, I feel like it fuels your insecurities to the max, especially boards like r9kancer, I've wasted like 2000 hours on 4meme this year
>>39221969
I can't be sure since everyone's different and many people on here are just bitching normies who need a place to complain while also feeling superior to everyone else.
in my experience no, 4chan fills a hole in your life then it becomes all you have.
i don't even care about sex anymore i can jerk my dick all fucking day to get my desires out of the way. sexual feelings disappear once you purge yourself. the only reason i want a qt girl, specifically, to call my own is because i want to take pleasure in waking up to her bright, shining face every morning. i want to run with her through a sunflower field, wrap her up in my arms as the rain sheets down the windowpanes, buy her a dress i see in a store window, knit her a sweater, cook her chicken soup when she's sick. sex is nothing compared to this. i want to go on night walks and long drives into the countryside with her. i want to live by her side and come home every day with new things to tell her. i want a girl that is wholly mine, just as i am hers.
i'm born on the edge of the destruction of this possibility. across the world, casual sex is the only defining factor in any relationship. sex is everything, and i have a substandard contribution to the ever-growing demand for it. i'm 4/10 and white, not 9/10 and black. at least i'm above six feet.
are japanese girls still the way this place sees them? i am aware that japanese culture also is very sexually involved, but as long as japanese qts only have one partner and can make a lifelong commitment, i might take the japan pill. it helps that i like the place a lot, but i'll be hundreds of times more likely to find a cute, fairly traditional girl who loves me for who i am than in the west, where casual sex, multiple partners and dating up are "liberation" and "empowerment" for women who have no humility or self-awareness.
>>39221884
I know that feel, sadly we cannot achieve a monogamous loving romantic relationship. Also jap girls are whores just like western women (look at the male suicide rate in japan)
life isnt an anime bro
also the poster bellow me is gay or so i heard
Women are all the same around the world.I dont think it will be any different, so dont hold your hopes high.
What would you do if you got raped by a guy? Like some Chad with big muscles, pinned you down and fucked you in the ass without lube.
He came inside your butt then walked away. Would you be able to get over the depression? Would you commit suicide? Are you even a man anymore?
>>39221867
I have a beartrap up my ass.
He wont be walking away.
I would call the police. Why would I kill myself?
I'd kill his family, then him, and then myself.
new night image edition
Decided to binge watch The Twilight Zone lads
Post stories about sex with girls and boys
second for holy fuck 2017 is almost over
When was the last time you were happy?
When and where do you see yourself happy in the future?
>>39221652
Holy comfy
orogore
>>39221652
The last time I was happy was when I knew nothing about sex and hadn't gone through puberty. Finding out about girls ruined everything. Happy days are long gone.
14 when I was not cynical and severely bluepilled
Why do so many Jews have sunken eyes?
>>39221490
shut up, aggie is perffection
you have it wrong, jews dont have very sunken eyes compared to whites, what you see there are puffy bags making it "look" sunken
True, Sicilians have them too and they cluster close to Jews genetically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TogUHpH7kDo
I have an unexpected job interview on saturday. It's going to have a drug test, most likely urine.
I only smoke about once a week or two, last time I smoked was last saturday, and before that was the 13th. I weigh 150lbs and have an average metabolism. Will I pass the test? Is there anything I can do to dilute my piss or flush the THC out my system faster?
>inb4 DUDE
>>39221377
bring some slightly diluted apple juice in a small hipflask. Pour it in to the container when you go for your test. If they question you get very defensive and uncomfortable.
>>39221377
LOL oh my goddddddddd anon! Holy fuck anon!
Personally if I smoke one hit or a full bowl a day for a month, it takes me three weeks to get rid of weed. I'm 195cm 100kg 18%bf.
If you're concerned about it, buy a drug test. You can get cheap ones on Amazon still and with prime you get two day shipping. That's plenty of time to test yourself.
I'd also like to add that I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!
Go to a gym with a sauna. Hit it every day focusing on cardio and finishing off in the sauna while drinking lots of water. Skip the gym on Friday, and the day of dilute your pee by drinking lots of water hours before the test. Be sure your piss at the testing facility is not the first piss of the day.
Stay cool, stay tokin', stay smooth with no lotion.
>have always felt like I was a girl inside my whole life despite all logic and reason
>not being born female has caused me immense lifelong distress and pain, no matter what I do I can't shake the feeling of needing to be a girl for absolutely no reason whatsoever
>transitioned to live as a girl to free myself from this pain but feel like a freak despised by all
>mom is ashamed of me and says I'm going to burn in hell for eternity
>my condition went from being completely unknown to normal people to being the subject of daily national debate in only a few years time thanks to sjws
>feel a lot better looking at myself now that my penis and testicles have shrunken so much from taking hormones for a long time, but then feel ashamed and hate myself for wanting that and feel like the rest of the world would see those changes as disgusting and indicative of me being a pathetic defective male
>feels like the more comfortable I feel about my body, the more the dysphoria is relieved which makes me immensely happy, but at the same time the shame and guilt I have increases to take its place
It hurts
>>39221352
You sound like you have it rough, I wish I could hold you.I wish I could make a woman out of you.
Danish girl, is that you?
Thought you died
>>39221740
I wish I had someone kind like you anon
>>39221779
I don't know who that is
Why haven't you gone full femboy yet Anon?
it gay
>sage
>>39221314
This would be better if they had tits and small boiclits
>>39221361
boys don't have tits, silly
What is your sign?
I wont to know what the majority here are...!
>Why?
Because I though I had a beta personality because I'm Virgo...MENA culture has lots of myths about signs.
>http://whatismysign.net/
Mine is Virgo
>>39220983
>Taurus
>"faithful and capable of strong love"
Confirmed fake
>>39220983
>Aries
>People of Aries sign are open-hearted and strong. Their main features are frankness and honesty. Aries sign loves work.
Sounds about right, although their definition of strong is vague. I do like to work hard to improve myself too.
>>39220983
Aquarius
>The key feature of Aquarius sign is curiosity and the ability of deep insight.
>Aquarius sign is the sign of geniuses.
Stay mad, faggots!
Yo blackboi. Which book should I read?
le serial killers are so interesting. are u 15 year old girl ? fuck u
>>39220955
Stay triggered niggered
>>39220955
>are u 15 year old girl?
i really hope this is bait
How does it make you feel that your mom sees you as a disappointment?
That you never ended up becoming a Chad?
That she fantasizes about herself ditching you and meeting her long son who resembles pic related?
>>39220817
I've often speculated that if I was attractive my family would have treated me better. Especially my mother.
don't give a fuck
she should've done a better job raising me
Driving cars fast is more fun than fucking meat bags
Misogynist thread
For all things anti-female related. Only those who inherently hate women allowed. Absolutely no normies
I really like women, my girlfriend is amazing, my sister is amazing, my best friend is also amazing. I don't get why you losers have so much trouble.
>>39220831
Shame.
She's probably a landwhale and you're clearly a degenerate.
Anon, my advise to you is not to reproduce. The world doesnt need any more of your shitty genes.
>>39220880
I'm heads and shoulders above the vast majority of robots, and so is she (figuratively and probably literally too). You should focus on your own issues intead of these lame attempts at bringing strangers down.
how do we differentiate ourselves from normies?
they steal our memes, our lingo - hell, even the word "normie" was co-opted by normies
is gore and shocking, politically incorrect content the only way to keep normies out?
>>39220651
Normies aren't real, "robot." You don't belong here. We're making this board great again.
>>39220740
t. fresh off the boat normie
>>39220651
shocking/gore content attracts normies
do you not remember all the normies in high school taking about the "fortune" website where they had posted porn and gross stuff and it was the dark place on the web