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Why don't you ask out girls robot? Don't you wanna make them happy?
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>do work
>for free
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Years of brutal social rejection has made me withdraw myself from others. I cannot be myself without being a pariah.
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>>35024922
no they're all fuckin idiots

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Post nice Chads

Not all chads are bad. Pic related seems like such a sweet guy that i'd never hold his genetic superiority against him. If we were at a pub and he told me to just be yourself, i would just laugh and be like

>oh.. You! You silly chad you!
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brad pitt. cool guy, good actor. i dont think its possible to hate him
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Oh boy, l wonder who could be behind this post.

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>hear sister having a seizure again\
>do nothing
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>>35024444
>>do nothing
I wouldn't say getting quads is nothing, anon.
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>>35024444
>quads of 4
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MAH NIGGA

ORIGAINO

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The BBC was made for white girl pussy. It's a scientific fact. They worship it. Also black guys are generally better:

Black guys
>Larger dicks
>Fun to be around
>Interesting conversation anytime you want
>Nicely dressed and groomed
>Crack jokes all the time
>Will take you places
>Broad social spectrum
>Know interesting people you will be introduced to
>Behave like real men
>Smile on their faces most of the time
>Can dance and cook

White guys
>Tiny dicks
>Socially awkward
>Quiet
>Inhibited socially
>Boring
>Prefer to stay home
>Hate to dance
>Sad faces
>Angsty
>Creepy
>Often have either anger or anxiety issues
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Here's your reply

sage
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Cuckposting should be a bannable offense.
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>>35024425
There are a lot of weird things on that image

>the guy is "dancing" to some rhytm/playing the guitar
>the pink thing that looks like some plant also moves
>the ""white"" guy has a brown uncut dicklet
>the nigger has his socks on
>he also looks to somewhere and laughs as if somebody is talking to him
>a bed? In the kitchen?
>the apartment looks like it has nothing inside, almost abandoned, yet clean
>the woman seems to be tickling the nigger's leg
>not only the guy and the plant, everything seema to move at some specifical rhytm

Damn. Wtf is this image, OP?

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How do I belly gf?
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you jsut don't
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>>35024406
Be attractive but a sperg

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>tfw the only pleasure I ever had from this site was /pol/2016
>tfw grew out of it
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same here, im done with this site forever

see yall tomorrow
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>>35024331
im not leaving because theres nothing else to do

im just screaming at you

die faggots

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Help me robots. I've developed an embarrassingly large crush on my barista. She approached me once during her break and always chats with me about stuff going on with her when I go to the shop. How can I tell that I'm not completley delusional and avoid seeming like a stalker
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>>35024285
excellent quardinates my friend, centrist libertarian best libertarian.

but the key to not being a delusional stalker is just think "maybe she is, maybe she is not interested." and to not do anything threatening or heavy handed. You're probbably too worried about coming off that way; stalkers aren't worried that they are stalkers.
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>>35025310
lel quardinates
coordinates I mean

also I would like to add that there is a fair chance of it being either way.
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>>35025310
This is very sensible advice

Anyone else notice the huge influx of normies as soon as the weekend is over?
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I think what stood out was New Year's. The board was almost dead.
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>>35024264
Yup that was an nice day. I miss the holiday season the amount of normalfags goes down that time of the year.

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GET IN HERE!

https://discord.gg/hyGJG

We have low-quality discussions, we degrade women, and we all fucking hate our lives so get in here and make us feel better or we'll fucking pull some shit so
GET
IN
HERE.
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>expired link

New one please!
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https://discord.gg/X2Q5t
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>>35024181
https://discord.gg/feQ29rC

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Honestly i dont even want a gf for the sex. I just want to have somone close to me
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>>35024029
Me too. I think a lot of us here feel the same way tbqh famalam.
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>>35024029

This is why it infuriates me when people say "hahaha why are you still a virgin? just hire a prostitute" because it says they don't get it. It's not about just the sex. It's about intimacy. It's about having someone close enough to you so that you do something this special together. And this will never happen because you are a failure, and paying someone to fuck you won't change that or make you into a successful human being.
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>tfw a qt pie will never ever lay her head against your chest in bed

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I currently have 6000 dollars total in my bank account and I'm earning 8.10 an hour, can I finally move out and be alone robots?
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>tfw you realize money can't cure autism
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Being alone is overrated. Keep going.
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What state do you live in? If you live in an expensive state and/or city, that's not gonna be enough and you're gonna have to find a private room for around $500-$700 dollars as the alternative.

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Here's a thread for those of you who are feeling real alone
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>>35023589

Being alone feels natural to me. I remember trying to socialize in high school, only for it to come off as forced.
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>>35023663
Have you tried having a close friend?

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>mfw my ex-oneitis who i'm still obsessed with deletes a third of her instagram photos but i have them all saved
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>>35023341
>mfw my oneitis posts lovey-dovey instagram pics directed at me.
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>>35023341
I still have pictures of my old oneitis that I'm still obsessed with saved in a hidden folder on my hard drive, including some nudes from when we dated. I cut contact with her completely and will most likely never talk to or see her again and I have no intention of ever looking at the pictures. I haven't for years. But sometimes the directory with her name on it shows up in certain programs I use that can see hidden folders for some reason and it makes me momentarily sad.

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>tfw you want to die but some keeps bumping your life thread
>tfw no clear bump limit
>mod won't delete my life
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>>35023317
You know you can delete your own thread, right? It's easy enough.
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>>35024031
too much of a pussy to delete his own thread
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>tfw can't delete yourself irl

My neighbors are smoking meth again.

I like the smell.
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out of curiosity what does it smell like
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>>35023281
A cross between burning plastic and caramel.

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