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fall asleep on the phone with my boyfriend

>>35027019
You should try using a mattress instead.

>>35027035
i like his lap

>that file name
>that meme
>Nigger references
>drank
>wanting to be a ape
Get off my board you fucking nigger loving cuck

>>35026910
>>35027044
I think I can understand why OP thinks this way.

Black people in America have a culture. It's a shitty culture but at least it's something.

White people in America have literally no culture at all unless you think that Starbucks, megachurches, and iPhones count as "culture." This is what (((capitalism))) has done to us. The Jewish overlords have degraded us to the point where we are just generic cardboard zombies and most of us don't question it because we're comfortable.

It's not surprising that even retarded black culture looks cool to a young white robot. It's shit but at least it's something.

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>>35027531
If we continue down this path, our lack of culture will destroy us.

We need to learn to look out for each other. Capitalism has created this sick cut throat culture where stabbing each other in the back for a quick profit is seen as a virtue. We need to learn to have loyalty to our white brothers. We need unity and culture.

Look at certain Asian cultures. Family is extremely important to them.

Kikes look out for each other and give each other jobs and rule the world through nepotism.

Black people stick together and look out for each other.

White people are the only race in the world who have no loyalty to our own kind. The ones that try to have pride in our history and try to create white culture are seen as neo nazis and racists. We are destroying ourselves and we don't even know it.

Christianity was a mistake. That's where it all started. White people killing other white people and destroying European tradition and paganism in favor of a middle eastern semite religion. We never should have embraced that religion. What a disaster.

>>35026856
what'd you get fired for, OP?

>>35026856
Do you get unemployment, or are you living off of savings?

Have you set up your health insurance? If you have COBRA coverage from your previous employer, now is the time to become disabled, to take advantage of your short/long term disability coverage while it still exists.

>>35026867
Not communicating with team
>>35026886
I'm going to doc atm

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literally who is this hambeast?

>Dislikes
>4chan, Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, FLCL, Gundam Seed (and all of it's incarnations)
What a fucking pleb.

http://hotarutenshi.livejournal.com/

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FUCK IT ADDERALL AND REDBULL VODKAS

>>35026747
>REDBULL VODKAS
Similar to the plan. It's going to be whiskey and pre-workout supplements.

SHOW ME YA FANNY WAHEYYYYYY

>what do

put on my robe and wizard hat

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, MOM!!! YOU DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>35026533
What? Is this a real thing?

>>35026535
Totally. Snuggling and holding hands is so calming.

https://www.meetup.com/Cuddle-Party-Colorado/

>>35026412
Cut your hair faggot, you'll look like a girl

>>35026412
Wow, your hair is great for a girl (male)

>>35026423
I haven't gone to get a real haircut in over 2 years

>>35026384
So from what I speedread I think you want people to depend on you because you want to have their attention. Probably because of loneliness or if they depend on you it's mean they need you and you might feel a little bit superior to them but once they become dependent, it's the moment you know you are superior to them so you loose the interest

you want someone to validate you

you're worthless

>>35026318
Men will break you down.
Women will break you down.
Society will break you down.
The only thing you can trust is that gravity will still be accelerating those iron plates by 9.8m/s^2 when you wake up. The only thing you can trust is the knowledge the iron gives you about yourself and what your limits really are. In a world that lives to break you down, lifting is the only thing you can trust to build you up.
Call me boring if you want, it's all I have. It's the only thing I can trust.

>>35026382
Yeah for real dude, exactly man. I feel the exact same way except with psychedelics.

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>>35026275
>I hear it all the time in hentai.
I don't though

>>35026275
>Euro sockets

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>>35026275
>mum says this phrase all the time
>she thinks it means to be uncomfortable due to the heat (for non aussieanons we get 45c / 113f or hotter weather regularly)
>don't want to explain what it actually means but worried she'll say it to someone

w-what should I do?

>Implying trying too hard isn't just as bad if not worse

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>>35026136
>implying i can always be in the right place at the right time
Really makes you think. For example my autist friend got laid because he met a girl out of nowhere and clicked with her.

>>35026063
Yes it is but most people think awkward girls are cute

>>35026063
when girls do it, it's quirky and cute. when you do it, you're a creep and a weirdo.

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>one x chromosome away from being able to have a normal life with this personality of mine

Try smiling for no reason. Just do it you may feel retarded, but it may change your mood.

>>35026031
It's ok, Vlad. Maybe the vodka shop is open.

>>35026049
They are.
> tfw r9k detects that you are a slavic subhuman
> feels even worse

>>35026001
>tfw no homestar-sounding gf

Sure, why not?
But no funny business.