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Is slut-shaming a good thing?
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It's a sanitary measure.
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roasties be roasties

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>masturbate with nylon material and things like swimming clothes
>only eat very specific fruits such as fully yellow bananas and green apples: everything else makes me feel sick
>constantly pick my teeth with a toothpick
>always cleaning my ears with cotton swabs - but can never satisfy that itch in my ear
>constantly looking for people to talk to on normiebook but prefer to wade away from conversation with the same people in real life

anybody else?

is this a classic case of the spergs?
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also:

>get pissed of when my music has too loud vocals or treble. Feel like smashing a window if I can't continue my music without fixing or equalizing it properly.

thanks replay-gain for stopping my autistic meltdowns
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>>35028976
helpo umpo

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I WANNA RUN AWAY
I WANNA RUN AWAY
ANYWHERE OUT THIS PLACE
I WANNA RUN AWAY
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>>35028596
>I GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO GO SOME PLACE FAR AWAY
>USA
>THERE I'LL STAY TIL THE END OF DAYS
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>>35028596
I GOTA GET OUTTA HERE
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>>35028596
I WANNA RUN AWAY AND NEVER SAY GOODBYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R95KftL2H1g&ab_channel=Jackariya321

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>making roasties off omegle fall in love with you
>then ghosting them

who else /devilish/ here?
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I use a fake profile to set up dates with women on OkCupid just so I can stand them up because women deserve to feel my pain.
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>>35028429
>pretending to be Chad on dating sites
>set up dates
>Chad never shows up
>go there myself, strike up a convo with the girl
>catch them on rebound
>set up a real date
>ghost them AGAIN

Makes me laugh to think of them scrambling to figure out what's wrong with them.

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>Bf is gone for another four days
Where am I supposed to get my supply of cum now.
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>>35028283
I'm always here for you if you are a girl(male)
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>>35028283
Stop bait-threading !!!
And if you're a girl tits or GTFO.
If your a girl(boy); this is not your blog.
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>>35028288
I'm running low on fuel, help me.

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If there were aliens, wouldn't we all do sports?
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>>35028256
But anon, you're doing sport right now
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>>35028256
If you didn't have autism, would you have made this thread?
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>>35028264
I mean running.
Running from aliens if there were an injective (a common) valhall (heaven).

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*obstructs your route*
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>>35028137
Ranch. Or Cool Ranch?e
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>>35028137
id suck that dick

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What is wrong with me?

>be me
>recently moved from my parents because i was old enough to be alone
>never had a girlfriend
>decided it was my time to pick up chicks and make love to them in my comfy appartment
>installed Tinder
>got a lot of matches
>one girl specifically got me attracted
>we started going out and doing sports together

That was 1 year ago
Fast forward to now

>we live in one room
>never had sex or even kissing sessions
>she is mental and always shouts at me
>she has a drug addicted boyfriend
>can't have other people come over because she is against it
>can't kick her out
>can't move back to my parents
>can't afford new place because poor.

WTFFFFFF
Never use Tinder pls
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>>35027831
>talking to women
Eww
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>>35027831
Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your innerspace boy
You had
hands girl boy
and steel boy
You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you
Boy and you just groan boy
She said comeover comeover
She smiIed at you boy.
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>>35027831
More like you step on a landmine there - Better make up your mind and kick her out or something before too late anon (talk to her parent/ralatives or police or something ,...)

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>at the gym yesterday
>guy who works there is wiping down some of the machines and minding his own business
>fat bitch with a redneck accent is walking slowly on a treadmill
>she starts obnoxiously saying "Yeah boy wipe them machines. Yeah get it son." And stuff like that to him.
>she keeps saying it over and over again and won't shut the fuck up

What the fuck is womens' problem? Why do they act this way? Do they think they're funny or something
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>>35027786
Might be an outlet to get attention, or to show shes interested in him
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>>35027797
Then she is fucking retarded
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>>35027786
>>"Yeah boy wipe them machines. Yeah get it son."

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>Why aren't you transitioning to become a trap?

>Why aren't you dating black women?

>Why don't you get a job?

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO /R9K/?

The last bastion of people like us...
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Why don't you transition into a job so you can get a black trap gf?
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>>35027781
>black
>trap
Is this even possible.
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It got killed by being exposed to /b/tarded cunts and normies for far too long. It`s pretty much all lost. What you can do as a robot is post robotic threads. If every one of us posted a good thread when they saw shit ones,this board`d be fine.

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I was thinking about buying phones with cracked screens fixing and reselling them. Is there money to be made doing this if I don't know anyone and can only get them online?
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>>35027380
Most likely not. Phone is used + you have to buy a new screen. Probably not worth it.
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Theoreticly sound concept interneetodeedough

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Who else /outside of comfort zone/?

>first day of uni
>time to get rid of that abomination I called a reputation from high school
>have one really quite, shy-type friend from high school
you know the type, ultra-nice, ultra-modest, to the point where it's almost annoying. Beta, no offence.
>he decides to introduce me to his group of friends from outside of school
>they are all normie as fuck
I have no fucking idea how or why this kid of all kids is in with the chads
>since they dont know shit about me, they accept me for the night
>im in a chad group
How long until Imposter Syndrome settles in, I slide out of the group due to my residual self-deprecatory self-image and I live alone for the rest of my life?
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Stop thinking like that to impress the retards here. You can make it out OP, I believe in you
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>>35027204
Thank you Anon. I believe in you too.

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Messed up things you did as a kid

>be 11
>sister has hot friend over
>they ask me to get them each a glass of pepsi
>happily oblige
>fap and cum into friend's pepsi
>watch her gulp it down
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>>35027132
I fail to see how that's messed up
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>>35027132

She knew, and wondered why you didn't make a move.

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>Ayo mawfugga, heard you like to rap, spit sum bars dawg.

What do? Please rate.

Bitches on my lap, rising my snake
I ain't sliding in no roastie
what the fuck did you say?
I ain't no beta fuck my nigga your rumors ain't true
I fuck with bad bitches only I don't know about chu.
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2/10

Go learn from /lit/ and /mu, then come back and try again.
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I don't think there's anything more pathetic than a white boy that wants to be a nog.

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>want to jerk off with my small flaccid penis
>the thought of doing so makes my dick big and hard
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>>35027015
condessa is god
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>>35027015
is she(?) fingering her ass or her pussy?
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>>35027015
Wow jerking off makes you hard. Whoda thunk it?

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