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I always feel like suffocating when I'm lying in bed. It feels like it's really hard to breath and I don't get enough oxygen. Anyone else knows this feel and know what it might be?
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Forgot to add that it mostly happens when I'm lying in bed and plan to sleep.
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>>35033172
lose some weight fatass
oregan
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>>35033251
I'm 5"7', 120lbs.

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If we are not correct on TV, it might confuse Gods or Godess.

E.G.: CNBC: The United States savings account to $4 Billion
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>>35033035
hell yeah, man

origin story
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>>35033035
yes, I completely agree
thank you
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Kek'd.
This was a wonderfull time.

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>fell in love with a character I created in my head
Is this the ultimate form of autism?
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probably one of three things
>you've given up on finding a mate and invented an alternative
>your tulpa was created to satisfy your impossible standards
>you're not interested in real-life relationships but still want certain aspects of one
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>>35032893
how do i do this

original anal

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>Regret never asking out the cute exchange student in one of my classes
>Promise myself doing it if I happen to meet her again
>Do meet her again
>Oh shit what now.gif
>Wait for her after class to chat her up
>Walk over campus and talk
>She starts to say goodbye to go on with her day
>Nowornever.jpg
>"You are busy? That's too bad, I just wanted to invite you for a drink."
>Literally surprised, she stops, changes her plans and we go for a drink
>Talk for hours
>She is interesting and funny

It is literally THAT easy. And a Yes feels so amazing, it's worth every No you got otherwise.
So what is your excuse?
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What do you mean 'a drink'? Like what fucking drink? Why? What am I supposed to do at a bar or coffeeshop? Why not just play some GTA or Saints Row over Discord and talk over that. Have some interesting and bonding stuff to do as well.

Who the fuck goes for '''''''''drinks''''''''. I don't drink coffee nor alcohol.
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dont let the door hit ya on the way out normie
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>>35032889
>She is interesting and funny

Hope you'll laugh at her sense of humor when she'll inevitably dump you for someone "better". See you later.

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>2017
>He hasn't accepted that the earth is flat

Why are globe heads so stupid?
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>>35032808
THe globe theory is one I can't really take to
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>>35032808
If the earth was flat, explain how seasons work, how in winter sun sets earlier and nights are longer, and the opposite of that in summer... tell me fuckboii
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>>35032808
Why are all the other planets round.

Why is the moon round, why is the sun round, why do we rotate around the sun.

Everything's balls, dawg. (No homo) it's the most efficient shape. Or the universe is just gay.

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Anyone else got a good feeling of euphoria and adrenaline when you first fapped. It sometimes comes back when you find some top notch hentai.

http://kisshentai.net/Hentai/Cream-Lemon
the hentai I watched
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>>35032723
Had a no hands orgasm when I first fapped.
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>>35032755
How do you have a no hands orgasm. How does it work?

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>tfw r9k turned me gay
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>>35032643
You will never grow up having a best friend of your gender whom you secretly crush on.
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>>35032675
>You will never grow up having a best friend of your gender whom you secretly crush on.
>tfw you will never have a best friend
>tfw you will never have a friend

>yfw you're literally called Elliot
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>>35032635
Beta name, sorry op
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>>35032635
Is that your given name?
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>>35032786
Yes. I was literally born Elliot.

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how do i become the little girl
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Fucking kill yourself you goddamn faggot
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>>35032573
please i am lost in life

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Why the fuck is momcest a thing. My mom is a rough woman who nags and yells all the time. She makes a killer boeuf borgogne though.
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>>35032421
>Why the fuck is momcest a thing
>My mom
Don't assume everybody has the exact same family as you. That's like saying "How the fuck can people be gay? I've never had feelings for another guy."
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>>35032421
I love my mom to death, but I wouldn't have sex with her.

I'd smash someone elses mom, though.
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>tfw find momcest hot, but not at all attracted to my own mother
I guess that particular fetish will have to remain unfulfilled

Robot Haven discord
Talking about being a fag or fag related activities is a bannable offence
Being a trap is a bannable offence
Mostly everyone is right wing or right leaning
Very low amount of self-posting
the usual channels like music, politics, comfy and self-improvement along with general
Pretty much everyone is severely autistic
Lurkers are welcome, drop in/out of the conversation whenever you want

Pls join we are lonely.

https://discord.gg/JMA8ZNY
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>>35032288
normies go home pl0x
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https://discord.gg/fGvtGQk
D
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whats the purpose of get a job if i will never have a qt girlfriend?

im 5'5 and i dont wanna work if at the end of the day i dont have a qt girlfriend to cook for me and get her wet pussy
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Have you ever done something for any other reason than getting a gf
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>>35033777
nice trips but whats the point if no qt gf is involved
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A job leads to money.
Money leads to freedom if you're not an idiot.

To escape society, meng. That's why I work anyway

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You're now aware that you're clenching your jaw.
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>>35032100
I'm not though, there's a good quarter inch between my jaw being closed
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>>35032131
Good for you anon, now stop slouching and get your hand off your face.
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>>35032203
>hand on face
Shit, got me there

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Why do you want to live?
i have no reasons anymore
Pic unrelated. It is cute though
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>>35031943
cock transformation is a high level fetish, possibly worth living for
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>>35032657
statistically this is the fate of most threads.

Anyway, to answer OP: I don't wanna live, but I don't wanna die either. So I just keep going with what I know and rolling the dice hoping something nice will happen. I've joined in on the whole /systemspace/ doomsday cult thing, and will probably kill myself at the end of the summer unless I either find a good job or my beta oneitis falls for me before then. I'm just sick of building sandcastles before Poseidon in my life.
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>tfw no rat penis

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>blowjobs
>sex
>handjobs

I feel nothing, no pleasure at all.
Tried no fap and it didn't work either.
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>>35031900
maybe you are a gay boi
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I used to visit escorts and realized it was a huge waste of money. Unless I can get a really pretty GFE one I simply don't bother, an hour of edging to a good doujin is free and much more pleasurable.
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welcome to the life of a cutfag. thank your parents.

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