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I'm not bad, just ugly. And here it's guilty until proven innocent.

>>39223734
Bad people have sex so, the rest shoudl deserve it, too.

>>39223789
proof that sex is bad
good people = virgin

>>39223549
>How do I meet a Yandere girl
they don't exist. sorry champ.

>>39223565
I've heard BPD girls are more or less the 3D equivalent

>>39223864
but im not you baka

>>39223438
Link? I'm a big fan of AJ but if he said this shit then DROPPED

>>39223464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGjF_t6avro

basically he hates the average robot he just calls them the left

>>39223438
>hard times creates strong men
>strong men create good times
>good times creates weak men
>weak men create hard times

Let
Her
Down
???

>>39223442
Yeah? I hardly know her but she is crushing hard. I don't think she has any experience with men which is why shes orbitting me. Kinda like one of the few guys who talked to her so now shes obsessed like a middle school girl. I don't want to hurt her but I don't see it going anywhere. Im a frat boy and shes a weeb with social anxiety.

>>39223397
Lure her into false sense of security, make her fall in love with you and then when she tries to confess make her realise how useless and disgusting she is. Destroy her self-esteem

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>tfw parents didn't let me leave the house by myself until I was able to drive

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>dont go to parties or talk to girls anon thats dangerous
>just stay home dont go outside where i dont know where you are

IM A SHUTIN NEET HIKKI 26 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WITH NO FRIENDS ARE YOU HAPPY YOU BITCH

THIS IS YOUR FUCKING GOD DAMN FAULT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>39223204
>>39223273
I feel. My dad is a shut in and he never told me anything. He just didn't let me leave the house and bought me computers to sate me. I'm full of dread and loneliness. I wait for death. Just don't hurt them anon, it wasn't their fault either.

>>39223195
She's white. Show me a mixed qt and I'll decide

quadroons are pretty white looking, so probably. the kids would be accepted as white 99% of the time.

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>>39223195

>Would you impregnate a mixed girl?

Yes, would absolutely plant my seed

>>39223179
s-s-sauce senpai

Humans are perpetually in heat, that's why there are so many of us.

Women go into estrus. It's called ovulation. Before their period they are the most fertile and most likely to seek out partners.

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that is me, where you at?

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Its shit like this that makes me devalue the yeasties/traps that post here

>>39223148
I'm 33 make 120k after taxes do you got a dick or a vagina also you will be a side girl

>>39223061
Sure go right ahead you can trust your sister to tie up your loose ends

>>39223061
Your sister loves you Anon. Don't do this to her. :(

>>39223061
Is your sister a normalfag? If she is, she will probably force you to 'get help' and not kill yourself. Unless your sister has no empathy, don't tell her. If you're worried about what will happen when you are gone, leave a note or something.

i have a good day in every week and it puts me back on top of the depression slide

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>>39222797
You are aware most here are normies and underage edge lords yes? Also why the fuck kill yourself when time will do it anyway, better or worse it's not like it's a once in a lifetime thing you can miss.

>>39222797
There is a chance I think. I have above average intelligence and I'm not too socially awkward, my only problem is fear of rejection from women, which of itself is pretty dumb since I'm 19 and already had sex with a 7/10

writin out some shit on the r-canine
sippin on that hennesy tastes so divine
wearing solar glasses cuz my future is bright
and I'm shitting on your game now every night

it's a rap thread
robot rap thread

>>39222596
Not bad for on the spot.

>>39222753
you
pull
up to your house and you get online
you get on the web looking for a good time
but commentators mess with you and call you a noob
you wish you never found mothafuckin YouTube

so you listen to some Elvis and ya listen to some vapor
you listen to some Dre while you roll up a paper
someone tells you bout a site where the memes are fukkin danker
so you surf the fukkin deepweb and drop the fukkin anchor

it's a rap thread
robot rap thread

>prozac

woah, would've thought this protodrug would be off the market by now

>>39222505
I legitimately want to kill myself right now
What the fuck can I even do?

>>39222469
I've taken those for years. In the first few weeks I got even more depressed but after that I just stopped feeling.

My body and brain did get a bit fucked up around the same time I stopped taking those, but the doctors don't think it's related

>>39222371
Why can't we just ban anyone who claims he wants le ebin gf?

I've noticed there are so many failed normies on this site

>>39222371
we have no power here anymore

idk why i keep coming back

guess it's a hardcore addiction like anything else

>>39222371
>>>/wizzerdchan/

Seriously, the mods literally ban anyone who hints at having a girl. Women are also not allowed and homosexuality isn't tolerated.

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Lmao. I gues shitposters are pretty hot.

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Neet sex model

>tfw 4/10

Man a lot can happen in 14 years, you need to stop wasting time though.

>>39222053
you will look uglier

>>39222053
Are you kidding? Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes was a babe. Older, sure, but rugged and manly as fuck.