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When a person is too rich we tax their wealth and redistribute part of it to the needy.
So why can't we do the same to attractive females by redistributing their body to the incels?
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we wont need to soon when the sexbot revolution happens
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this right here is the worst type of shitty post, but always gets tons of replies

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ok /r9k/ i have an asian(one of the really poorfag bad genetic countries) friend who is like 5'4" and cant speak English very well. He wants to ask a 6'1" 8/10 german girl out on a date he hasn't been red pilled on western women yet he thinks he has a chance what do /r9k/
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>>35040417
You need to give it to him straight - lay the full force of our horrid women on him. Tell him he should try to get an arranged marriage and/or bring a girl back in from his native country.
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>>35040417
tell him to do it
sometimes learning from experience is the best thing

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When I feel depressed I listen to music that makes me nostalgic,
I need that
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>>35040203
I know this feel all too well.
I started filling up YouTube playlists and then downloading them,
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If nostalgia had a theme track it would be the runescape tune
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>>35041361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL8oQw0nm0M

JUST

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So this normie loving fuck is one step ahead of us, he saw through our ruse. I have a plan. How about we actually make Zenzi a real meme to fuck with him.

I suggest we find a catchy and relatable image and attach a phrase about some guy called Zenzi so it catches on. I'm thinking we make a fake celebrity called Zenzi and when someone posts something stupid we reply "oh shit guys it's the real zenzi XDd." I think this might gain traction but I'm open to suggestions.
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Incase you don't have a suggested videos box on youtube so don't know who I'm talking about here's his channel.
https://youtube.com/channel/UCdsE9y553KP7Z7MDXzM1sRg
He's cringy as fuck and ruins memes.
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>>35040168
>>35040214

first time i've ever watched one of this cringeworthy fuck's videos. why hasn't someone swerved into this faggot yet?

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What does it feel like to fuck a pussy ?
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>>35040133
It feels like fucking a pussy
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Loose, your own hand is more enjoyable.
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like a dogs ass only looser

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I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME, LIKE IM A HOT VIBE
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>>35040114
I do

arigato origashi
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>>35040114
impossible.
you were born with a penis.
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>>35040114
i don't know what you expect me to do with the post you've provided

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What's next for her career?

totes aregano
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Clinic for Parkinsons disease
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>>35039997
being my waifu desu
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>>35039997
entering hospice care

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How do I get a PYSDUCK as apet?
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psy
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learn how to lucid dream

originalio
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you don't
a psyduck is not real
play pokemon that is the close you can be

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>roommate is making shitty coffee that smells like vomit every day
Fuck coffeetards.
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>>35039841
you poor, poor girl
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>>35039841
If you were my roomate i would make you a bowl of eggs every morning
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>>35039841
>OP with tumblr pic
>Complaining about coffee
You are the absolute worst

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>be me
>be in my college's library just watching people go by
>really tall girl walks by
>kinda shocked by how tall she is
>she has a bulge
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>>35039829

kek - library infested with gays
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>>35039829
Hot originalitos
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>>35039829
Nice blogpost you fucking faggot.

Sage.

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Dumb youtuber gets caught breaking and entering as he tries to show off the mansion pretending it's his

https://youtu.be/SP9A8Z1wvuI
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what the hell, did the owner not do anything?
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>>35040038
She must have been mentally handicapped
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Quit posting your terrible videos on this board.

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Can one of you help me find this fucking rice nigger that's been trying to hack into my online accounts and sign me up for shit. I only have this photo
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>>35039700
>looks like thise
>has a gf
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no
go home white piggu

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It doesnt get better
Life does not change
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It does though.
Oregano
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woah are you okay
you're changing colors and so is your room

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>meet a girl from the US on a private vanilla wow server
>talking to her for almost 3 months now
>skyped for tens of hours by now
>be open about my catasthropic hygiene, me being a frustrated virgin, me being an unmotivated successless student even at philosophy, me being mentally ill
>shes open about her problems as well, is basically unoffendable and willing to talk about any topic
>have fun leveling together
>tfw being a krautfag who lives thousands of miles apart from her

btw she showed her face on camera and seems to be a biological female i really dont think shes somehow lying about that

what do you think about this robots ?
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Make sure 100% that she is not catfishing you, then save up money and go with her, work in any kind of shit job so you dont become a neet.
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>>35039411
Fucking awful advice. God, your an idiot.

OP, honestly this is probably a romance scam. Don't come crying back here when you wire transfer $4000 to her and she never speaks to you again
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>>35039411
Go to her, don't let her come to you.
This way you know that its not a cat phishing scheme. also don't give them any money or buy them anything.

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> tfw wagecuck for the rest of my miserable life
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>tfw taught since I was a child how to avoid real work and find other ways to make money
>now running my own successful business, putting in at most 20 hours of real work a week
>all because I know how to exploit and fool people instead of toiling like a serf
feels good to be jewish
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>tfw trump might take away my neetbux
W-wagie B-BTFO....?

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