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What are some personality traits of an alpha male?
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>Acts without hesitation
>Confident
>Charismatic
>Good Leader
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>>35043697
>posts all day on /r9k/
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>>35043853
Is it still alpha if I post on /pol/ instead?
I love being an above average looking man. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the corruption of society, I can assume my role as the alpha male. All of my colleagues are beta cucks, and even if they're chads physically, they're not 6 feet tall like me.
For example, my cuck friend filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was banging his girlfriend. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking his wife, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to spout anything else than typical beta whining about how he loved his wife and how I was a terrible person. I continued to sleep with his wife for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while he was home. He had to listen to us fucking and his wife getting pleased by a superior chad cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I let his wife clean out his joint checking account and froze it and froze his credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, his wife was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for taking advantage of a broken society. Meanwhile, I married her, assumed custody of (my) his kids, and moved out with her to San Fransisco where I can continue to cuck Betas and fuck their girlfriends/wives. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch baby to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay his wife what he owes her (Little does he know she just gives the money to me). So pathetic.
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>>35043630
>6ft tall
>tall
Lmaoing at your life manlet, 6'4" here, when will you learn?
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>>35043630
originaligigigig
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>>35043630
You're almost definitely LARPing but if this were true you're a faggot. enjoy your stds
pic related is probably you
who here too broken to go on, too scared to die?
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Most of us are. I plan on finishing college and finding a job that will at least make me able to pay for a shitty apartment. Other than that I have no other higher plans or goals; the only reason I'm still in college is because I would be homeless otherwise. I'd be better off dead, but I am too scared/not motivated enough to kill myself. I guess we all die eventually, so it doesn't have to happen right now. If I can get a cheap apartment and be able to play vidya, then I will stick around for a while longer.
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Yep. I climbed over the railing of a bridge in January with the intention jumping but just couldn't bring myself to do it. Feels bad.
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last minute stopped before killing yourself thread? inb4 pussied out, faggot
>getting ready to drive my mom's car
into the overpass
>playing loud radio window down
>Blue Boy by Mac Demarco
> "Calm down, sweetheart, grow up"
>cryed, thought about how
my mom needed the car
to get to work the next day
>drove home, told nobody
that was last summer, and now i'm getting ready to head off to college and begin a new life
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>yesterday cut my mole shaving and bleeding wouldn't stop until today
>today I stab myself inside my mouth with a fucking almond that I'm eating and I'm bleeding again
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>tfw the second text happens to me all too often
>tfw i get sick very easily and have a damn near daily
i hate being clumsy and having such a weak body
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>>35043055
*cold
damn keyboard
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>>35043055
-3 END.
Next time you level up, take Intense Training.
>inb4 meme perks like Educated
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my teeth are fucked beyond recognition. Molars aside because they are beyond repair, how can I fix my front teeth? they are kind of okay still but very yellow from all the coffee, cigs and beer.
What are non meme ways to make them appear white again? I can't afford a dentist so I need household shit. I have brownish lines between my teeth and gums how can I get rid of that? Can I just scrape it off?
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Tooth brush, dental floss and high fluoride mouth wash every single day. It'll be a long process, but it will make a huge difference.
Get your destroyed/rotting teeth fixed ASAP.
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>>35042835
Spray paint them white, it works trust me.
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>tfw no dirty NEET angel gf to sit on your face and make you smell her musky pussy before she lies on her tummy and lets you sniff her ass for the rest of the evening while humping her feet
Why even live desu
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>>35042819
>Why even live desu
There are other reasons to live. Like getting money so you can buy nicer food, or supporting a family who loves you.
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>>35043307
Your post
Why does it hurt my eyes
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>>35043307
I can already buy nice food. I will never have a family; that is not even a realistic option for a 28 year old virgin who has never had a GF.
All of those things are inferior to being the dedicated ass-sniffer of Gab-chan anyway.
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Do any girls want an INTP bf?
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>>35042744
INTP girls
If they even exist
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>>35042790
All females are extroverted turbonormies so I guess you answered your question.
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>>35042939
Damn, you sure never had ny form of contact with a non 2D girl to believe that kind of retarded memes to be true.
Don't worry anon, you'll grow up.
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Oh, hey wagie, didn't notice you there. What am I up to? Just expanding my mind with LSD, exercising my right as a free human being. Nothing that would concern you of course. I'm sure you have plenty of meaningful experiences serving fried chicken and beef patties to more successful others at least. Another day, another dollar.
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>>35042731
I would love to kick your teeth in someday you smug cunt.
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>i use drugs while you work haha
okay friend :)
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>>35042731
But I'm a wagie at work right now and I'm expanding my mind with LSD too
Wouldnt recomend doind acid on your regular daily life though, that's only for some of the most magical people lmao
If you can handle the magic
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What does not existing, meaning, being dead, feel like?
Are we sure suicide is the way?
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What does being alive feel like?
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>>35042792
it feels like whatever stimulus my sensory neurons are currently getting, obviously.
if you were trying to be deep the question is "what did it feel like before you were born?"
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>One shot at life
>Born with average height and Penis size
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Oh just fuck off will you?
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so buttblasted about the conversation you're going to make a thread to mock me?
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>>35042674
I have so little but not too much
>watch as someone talks to 'cute'poster in steamfeels thread
>they exchange throwaways
>20 minutes later the guy who got dragged in screamed about how the 'cute'poster was fat and ugly and nothing like the cute anime girl facade
>rinse and repeat
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>>35042596
More and more pure aryan women get BEANED every day.
There is no hope for the white race. We are finished.
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>>35042655
I just found out one of my relatives actually married a Beaner but now he's been deported along with his kids, praise kek
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>>35042655
I fucking love this meme, literally kekking over this right now
>live in mommy's basement
>Do nothing but watch anime and play games all day
>Get autismbux Wich are designed for me to spend in food and housing Wich fuels the economy anyways
>Spend it all importing weeb shit instead
>Mom brings me all the food I want, she didn't want to retire anyways
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>>35042479
Good, roasties don't deserve rest. She exists only to take care of her good boy. She's lucky to have you, or else she would be worthless. Make sure that she does everything that she needs to do in order to make you happy
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>>35042479
ThisNEET has truely transcended his peers & relatives.
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To all of the NEETs ITT, how did you become so discontent with society? Did something happen to you, or is NEETism just an elevated form of thinking? Not trying to rag on your lifestyle, but I am genuinely interested to you ended up like this.
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one time I was a substitute teacher in the inner city and I wore garfield mask because garfield is mean to odie and inner city blacks shoot each other and that's pretty mean right so I walked in class and said "who wants lasagna" and they all just stared at me until I finally walked out.
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Weird ass nigga. I'm glad you didn't show up to my class.
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>>35042147
Thisis an interesting post.
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I swear to god if OP was my sub, I would die of cringe. Holy fuck op, why, WHY DID U DO THAT. FUCKITY FUCK
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Post your favorite reaction images.
original post smhtbhfam
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>op using this as an excuse to post retarded pictures of himself
nice try
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Let's keep this thread, my comp broke 4ever and I need reactions
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I don't have much, some of em are pretty mediocre but better than nothing I guess
https://imgur.com/gallery/oneui
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Why is the world of driving so fucking over complicated?
You've got to buy, tax, MOT, and insure your car before you can even drive it. To get it MOT'd you will inevitably have to get something completely trivial fixed for hundreds of quid.
Insurance is completely un-affordable for a new driver so you have to be on your parents policy, and you have to deal with shit like 'No claims bonuses' 'fully comp' and 'third party fire and theft'
If you want to drive it at work you have to have a different kind of insurance your provider will certainly refuse to provide.
And if you do anything even slightly wrong, the police will kick your fucking doors in like the Gestapo. Meanwhile, about half of crimes don't lead to a conviction.
Why can't I just fucking get in my damn car and drive it without having to invest thousands of quid and dozens of hours into technicalities?
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>>35042095
don't forget if you tell the insurance company your unemployed the will stick a extra charge on top
but yes I get what your saying its a bit of a piss take at times
also take this over to /o/
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>>35042095
Just wait for affordable self driving cars breh.
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>>35042175
fuck of normie
driving a car makes me feel great it feels like i'm in control