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>be neet for 3 years
>get a job
>mfw my first day at work is this friday
I'm scared bros
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where at?
orginenal
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not so tough now ey blanketfrog
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>>35048056
good shit getting a job bud.
First days are always scary. it'll go better in a week
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I'm trying to figure out if i'm a virgin. The only time I engaged in a sexual act was when a girl put my flaccid tip in her mouth for about 3 seconds. I never penetrated anything.
I didn't feel different. I know virginity itself is an ambiguous issue, with people ranging from simply having impure thoughts to needing to penetrate a vagina. If you are of the camp that oral sex is way to loose your virginity, my only question is "does licking someones flaccid penis for around 3 seconds really constitute oral sex?" I could see if I was hard and she was deep throating, but as it stands i'm skeptical.
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>>35048046
you're a virgin.
having sex is more than a flaccid dick in a girls mouth for 3 seconds.
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>>35048065
This is helpful. tx anon.
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>>35048100
Correction
Yes you are a virgin. However you do not count as an oral virgin anymore. Doesn't matter how shit it was the fact is you had your dick sucked.
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outside my window right now there are a white slightly greyish pigeon and a black raven who seem to be best pals
they've been sitting on tree together, then the raven takes off and the pigeon follows and stays behind them, they take a few loops, then they both land again, they've been doing that for the last hour again and again
it's a great sight to behold, friendship between incompatible species beats your daily same race tfw no gf any time, pigeon decidedly not >blacked
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>>35048035
That's a good feel.
The other day, I saw a cormorant, a heron, and an egret all moving in a group down a river. The cormorant would scare up some fish and the heron and egret would eat them.
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thats very cute, anon. very, very cute.
by the by, how did you manage to upload that pic? seems like uploads dont quite work right now.
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>>35048077
well nevermind that, seems like image uploading works fine now!
cute thread!
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LACTATION BREAD LET'S GO! Everything lactation, inducing discussion, dating advice, anr, abf, porn vids, webms, gifs, pics, hentai, hucows and moar! Even if you don't have anything to contribute feel free to stop by.
I've been sick for a week and haven't been able to stay up late for a thread. That changes tonight, and I plan on making a triumphant return.
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>>35046849
Hi again, OP.
orig
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>>35046849
humans are so primitive it's sad..
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Working at a Grocery Store has it's ups and downs.
>Be me, 17
>Work at busy grocery store bagging and pushing carts
>Old lady comes up with lots of groceries
>"Would you be a dear and bag these groceries light?"
>Say ok
>pack really light shit
>halfway through I forget about her request and pack really heavy bag, handles barely able to support the groceries
>She doesn't notice
>Hell yeah boi
>She leaves with cart full of groceries
>New customer
>bag shit regularly
>some of my coworkers run out of the store freaking out
>Apparently an old lady pulled her back trying to lift groceries from her cart into her car
>fucking pussy
>ambulance comes, lady seriously injured with a crowd gathered
>I don't get blamed for it
>Never brought up to me again
>mfw
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>>35045143
You fucker, that was my grandma.
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>>35045143
>be out on smoke break at supermarket
>some old guy falls in front of the store
>everyone rushes over
>slink around side of the building so they didn't notice me
Haha, fuck them, my break is MY 10 minutes
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Almost nothing here these days add value to /r9k/.
But then another question suddenly arise: does /r9k/ itself... add value to /r9k/?
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>>35044972
did you really think that comment warranted its own thread?still better than most of the threads on here
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>>35044989
>did you really think that comment warranted its own thread?
Yes I did, sir. Yes I did.
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>>35044972
I'm fucking baffled honestly. I'm going to play it safe and go with "no."
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Perfect cartoon representation of the anons on this loser board.
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>>35044942
this board is nothing but eugene's and chocolate boy's
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>>35044942
Nah, I'd say it's Curly.
He's the unstable one.
Daddy, I was looking through your copypasta folder and I found this:
"I fucking hate this meme
I hate this dumbass kids' ugly face and I hate the stupid expression she is making
I hate every one of you autists who post it and I wish you stupid ugly people would just fuck off
this is the worst fucking meme in the history of r9k and is 100% only posted by the worst fucking posters
THAT'S RIGHT, I rank you goddamn retards under frog posters, under /pol/ posters, under every single one of the newfags that came in the newfag waves, you FUCKING UGLY ASS DUMBSHIT KID posters are worse
You people need to fuck off with this stupid kid and that stupid expression. That picture and all of it's derivatives need to be a bannable offense. None of these memes are clever, none are funny, none add to the culture of this site, IT'S WORTHLESS. SO STOP POSTING IT. You NEED to be aware that you are part of the problem. People like you who post the same rehashed garbage on /r9k/ are never gonna be orginal and never gonna take /r9k/ closer to what it was originally intended to be. This is why moot left, because of people like you. He left because he HATED people like you.
I hope you get something out of this anon, I really do. I hope you read this and really take it to heart. I don't know why you chose this dumb meme when you decided to make a post, but I want you to really consider next time you make a post - does this add to the value of /r9k/? Is this the best picture I could use to post this?
If you are using a picture of THAT FUCKING KID, the answer is NO. ITS FUCKING NO EVERY TIME"
W-what meme are you talking about?
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>>35044797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
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>>35044859
I wonder if the net boom, and chan culture had occurred twenty years earlier which 90's pop stars, shows, and movies robots would like.
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>>35044797
You look sad sweetie.
There you go. Thats better.
Now lets see a big smile.
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Tomokazu Fukushima where?
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I heard he was disappeared by the nip mafia. is this true? can't find fuck all about it. I even checked jp yahoo and jp google, nothing. yes I used his name in kanji when looking. This guy is litterly just gone. I've been looking for the past 30 mins now. is this another video game industry conspiracy? like the supposed hit jorb on the gameboy dude? Someone Get Larry Bundy jr on the job!!!
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Did you post this on >>>/v/?
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>>35044390
>Tomokazu Fukushima
literally WHO
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>>35048412
He wrote the metal gear games from MGS1-MGS3. People seem to think ever since he stopped writing, it's why the games have gotten shit story-wise. I don't know why it was posted on here, though.
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> in discord with steam friends of five people including 2 females
> "cmon anon, post a pic of yourself in the discord so we can see what you look like!"
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>>35044379
Just own your face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbxinUJcLGg
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>>35044379
Just go to the fb page of someone attractive (but not too attractive or they'll get suspicious) you know and use one of their photos. It has to be someone who has their photos set so only his fb friends can see them, that way your friends can't reverse search it.
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Anyone remember this meme? I miss it.
I always remembered getting heart attacks when finding the scary face some had.
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>>35044114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk17NoHmbP4
ogkphr
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>>35044114
seen it all
not a brick was shat
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>>35044156
Gotta admit it was like a fun adult i-spy.
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Are all the military threads genuine or is the US Army trying to recruit NEETs ?
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You're fucking dead, kiddorignalio
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>>35044044
I like those digits anon.
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omegle thread / / friends from omegle
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>>35043954
>facebook open
>omegle thread
>soc
why won't you normies just fuck off already? Why do you feel the need to come here?
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>>35043954
How the fuck are there Stacey's on this site? Why do they come here?
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i hate everything about this and i wont bump it
why would someone post this even ironically?
why is this done under the guise of r9k?
why did you make a new thread for this when theres one up thats barely used?
I'd say dox the name in the facebook tab and/or follow it to the disgusting roastie that created this image
Jake Surkeroe? dunno
>try to jack off in shower
>late at night so family hopefully won't hear
>try it
>can't cum for shit
>go into maximum overdrive
>end up shaking the shower and door frame making way too much fucking noise
>i can't hear it but everyone else can
>they bang on the door and scream at me about if there was a window open
>i lie and say yes
>they go back to bed
Am I doing something wrong?
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>taking a bath 1 day
>decide to fap
>kind of a pain in the ass but finished and felt pretty good
>little while later
>mom: anon, what was all that splashing
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Am I not supposed to go into flexed crab stance?
Am I supposed to put only my dick under the showerhead?
For any robots who jack it in the shower please give me feedback.
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>tfw the only girls you ever have interaction with are cashiers and they're probably just being nice and smiling at you because it's their job to
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haha even cashiers dont smile at me even if its their job
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cashiers are mean to me DELET THIS FUCKING THREAD
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lol I feel so happy when a cute cashier smiles at me and tells me to have a nice day
and then i remember its just their job
why am I like this