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It is possible to be chad and still be a cucked beta

>Be muscular and /fit/
>Drive sports car
>50k per year job
>Play guitar and in a band that plays around local bars on weekends
>Have friends
>Excellent cook
>Decent facial aesthetics

This is what signals you as a beta to girls and dry their panties no matter how amazing you may be

>She looks at you and you quickly break eye contact and look away
>She ends up "leading" the date at any point
>You text or say something offensive and profusely apologize
>You follow up text when she doesn't reply
>She ever gets the idea that she is the most exciting part of your life

Take this wisdom. I have failed with many a oneitis. Getting girls is all about the attitude. As long as you're in good shape and not a pizza face and dress well, you can alpha your way into any drunk chick's pants at a bar and then keep her around your finger with the attitude of a real man. But act like a beta and she will slowly fade away, her texts getting colder and colder. Sorter and shorter. Less and less frequent. Until she disappears
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>>35050707
>50k per year salary
>sports car

Nothing is more beta than being cavalier with your finances just to get pussy.
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>>35050743
My whole life is manufactured to get pussy anon, you are not enlightening me in anyway.

Vying for validation is my religion. I have tried to reprogram myself but it's just what I am
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>>35050773
That's beta tho.
To be alpha, you don't need validation. You need to manipulate others for your own advancement on the social ladder, and to acquire more resources.
Sociopathy + narcissism = true alphaness

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How often do you change your clothes?

>underwear once or twice a week
>general clothes every two weeks or so
>sometimes just don't put them on

I'm in too deep.
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>>35050672
>Underwear changed twice a day. Once when I wake up and put new clothes on, once at night after I shower.
>New shirt every day, but I usually wash my fleece outerwear once a week that I wear over the shirt, same with pants.
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>>35050672
I'm a wagie, so:

>underwear, shirt, and socks once a day
>jeans once a week

If I was NEET I'd probably twice-a-week the daily stuff, and never wear jeans. Or socks for that matter.

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Just a little longer. Fear not, your time is coming.
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>>35050618
Are we the pioneers?
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>>35050618
it's like wayward pines except the aberrations are adult children. what a time to be alive
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>>35050618
what the fuck is wrong with her (male) face?

Anyone else here struggling with being ugly manlet with body dismorphia and feeling sick when you see your image? Is it possible to get better somehow?
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You're not an ugly manlet though.

You're very average. Also you don't look short.
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>>35050640
Idk about that, maybe from another male's perspective but a few girls have told me i am ugly, laughed at me, etc and i am a khv approaching 30. And i am about 5'7, school girls are taller than me.

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>hey anon can you take a picture of us

How do you respond in moments like this?
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>>35050533
"No."

Is this supposed to be difficult?
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>>35050533
Apparently they know my name, so sure?
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>>35050533
No I shall not, my time is precious and I am far to intelligent to be deluded into thinking there is a sequence of events starting with me taking your picture and ending with me having sexual relations with any of you.
Good day, ladies.

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What are some comfy things you do before you go to bed?

I take off my blanket so I'm freezing and then when I put the blanket back on it feels amazing and comfy. I usually just keep repeating that.
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I let my cat in who patiently waits outside my door and runs in under the covers and we nap together. The only thing is she snores like an old man.
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That's so qt OP. I like it when mommy tucks me in real tight. It's comfy sleeping with stuffed animals.

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So what is the strange phenomenon when you are high and convinced that everybody else is high too, including all the writers who are just "making a story for the public" yet they give you hints like "Yeah dud, i was high as shitwhen i was writing this".

/Drugs/ general, what are you on rite nah
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The strange phenomenon is called being stupid.
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I smoke a lot of weed
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>>35050411
>the strange phenomenon when you are high and convinced that everybody else is high too
You are actually just a retard

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I have to stay up for the next 12 hours to re-set my sleep schedule, when I'd normally be sleeping during the day. Entertain me niggers.
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What is your actual sleep schedule ?
I usually go to bed around 5-6am and wake up at 5-6pm.
I had to wake up today for an appointment, and have to wake up again tomorrow for another appointment. Kill me.
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>>35050804
same time going to sleep but waking up at 1 or 2. I don't know how you can sleep for 12 hours.
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>>35050835
I always needed a minimum of 10 hours of sleep, the ideal is above 12. A few days ago I slept for 17 hours, it was great.
The most sleep I had was more than 24 hours, I loved it. I love sleeping, I don't know exactly why.

Who here lives in a city/area with a lot of criminal activity?
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>>35050258
I live in Baltimore, in a relatively gentrified neighborhood though.
Still, between the heroin dealing, carjacking, daily murders and occasional riots, its still not great.
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>>35050367
On the plus side the Wire is a really good show.

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Is he right? By he I mean me btw.
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When was the last time you talked to a real girl
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>>35050226
Laughin at this

Fhbfey

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Does anyone else really have the urge to make content on youtube to try and grow a channel, but just can't bring yourself to do it?

>pic somewhat related
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I'd love to, but I am boring and stupid and nobody would enjoy it anyway.
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>>35050215
I feel like I'd be entertaining but lack the materials for a good video.
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>>35050386
What do you want to make videos about?

Do robots like to trip? Im doing a high dose of lsd and some dmt this saturday with a buddy. What are some good things to do on high doses? We've got tons of instruments and shit. Also general psychedelic thread. Favorite psychedelic? Stories?
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Slef bmup
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Nobody interested?
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why don't you just go to 420chan to talk to others guaranteed to be interested in your normie hobbie/addiction?

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>tfw childhood friend whom i havent seen in 4 years came to my house when i was in job and asked to see me
what the fuck /lit/. I was dissapointed with this man and how he abandoned me when i need friend most, and i thought he hates me. Now he would meet me probably even today. Help me /lit/, i am interested but i am not sure if want to see him. I dont have any alcohol to calm me, only 500 mg of extremely strong opioid. Also what are some books for this feel?
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Wrong board you friendless faggot.
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>>35049985
>/lit/
Im bumping just to try to make everyone see your stupidity
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Problem is: i dont know if i should ask him what he wanted. He probably will not come, he asked for me because of sudden desire, and fact that he was close. But not asking him would be rude, no?

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God damn it I just want to be a rapper. I wish I could go to the city streets and live the hard life until I'm cool and get signed like slim Jesus.
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All I want is to pump and dump this girl I know

She got a nice ass
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I just want a big ass gas powered assault rifle with a jumbo mag. Fucking Canada.
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>>35049942
But you need money to live

Testing. I think I've been banned from making threads
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>>35049875
It doesn't look like it.

I was finally able to make a thread this morning.
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>>35049875
sauce on that pic plss

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