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Why read or write when I can shitpost on /r9k/?
Why get up and go when I can sit here and stay?
Why work to improve when I can rot and decay?
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>>35059344
Exactly. /r9k/ is the epitome of escapism.
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>>35059344
sigh the fact that theres no good answers to those questions shows how too far gone society has degenerated, we need a collapse and rebuild
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Can somebody give me a quick run down on the situation
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>still trying to force this meme
Die desu
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>>35059248
This
So glad these shit posts are getting pruned lately. Why are there no more organic memes? Its all forces unfunny 'le so randumb' bullshit the last year or so.
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Convince me that death wouldn't be a sweet release.
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You're right. Kill yourself.
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You would probably be tense some way or another in the moments preceding death, and like ma boi Epicure said, when death is here you are not, meaning you don't feel death happening, thus you don't "feel the release"
>Do you feel it,
>Do you feel it?
>Do you feel that I can see your soul?
>Do you feel it,
>Do you feel it?
>Do you feel the beat in your heart?
>I-I want it, I want it real
>Run away with me now
...
>Run away with me now !
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>>35059202
It's a decent song, not really a feels song though. I only heard it on kike and morty
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>>35059297
Well, you're only saying that because
YOU DONT FEEL IT !
Eh?
Eh?
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>>35059329
This is a feels song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD-a1FjUtU
Not that popbeat trash that you can only listen to when not sober.
Anyone else here mostly masturbates to femboys and overall gay stuff in order to keep the sanctity of women intact?
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do you suck dick and take it up the ass too?
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>>35059213
obviously I have a level of attraction to feminine dicks but I couldnt phatom getting my ass fucked now that would be fucked up
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>Buy game
>It's shit
>Keep playing in the hope that it gets better
I should really stop doing this...
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>>35059068
shut the fuck up nerd lord
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>>35059068
Sometimes it does get better,undertalewas good after the first forty minutes or so.
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Girl wants to come over, but she has a boyfriend. She doesn't know I know she has a boyfriend, and we've had sex before. I haven't had sex in a while, but it's kind of fucked up.
Be /moralfag/ or get a nut?
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>>35059023
kys
smegmaking
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>>35059023
1) If she doesn't cheat on her boyfriend with you, she'll cheat on him with someone else. Women are all whores, they can disregard loyalty in an instant and justify it in their own heads, "it's my boyfriends fault because he doesn't pay enough attention to me." So fuck you whether you want to or not, she's gonna cheat anyway. Just don't develop feelings for her, or any woman for that matter, they are not worth it.
2) Get off this board, you fucking normie. You've had sex. You don't belong here. Obligatory REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Get that poon my friend this is her boyfriends fault for being a cuck
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>be me, 21 years old
>college students who just failed an entire term
>how the fuck did a dumb fuck like me got into engineering?
>just came out of shower
>sitting naked on a chair in front of the computer
>look at the rolls on my belly
>look out the window, saw my shitty haircut in reflection
>member the days where i had pacs and was a brutal beast on basketball court
>now cannot walk over a distance of 1km without knees swelling
>member the days where i was not autistic and had the courage to flirt and talk to girls
>now too autistic to talk to girls
>where have i gone wrong?
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fuck me, what should i do?
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thread dieded, fuck me
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>>35058926
>fuck me, what should i do?
I dont fucking know
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How warm is it inside her pink matter?
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>>35058825
I want to fuck the shit out of her
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Roughly 41 Celsius.
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I love having my feet massaged and touched. Is that an inherently feminine thing? I'm a boy
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>>35058822
what the fuck is wrong with your feet
pls respond
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>>35058822
What are you fucking originally gay faggot?
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>>35058850
Im bisexual but mainly into girls
oriiginal
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What is it that you want the most right now anon?
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Sniper Elite 4.
I'm a simple man. Next week I'll be able to buy it.
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i want purpose. something i can work towards that will still be there in a trillion years.
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>>35058805
A time machine so I could go back and change everything.
But if it's something that actually exists, I'd like an apple pie. Or an oven that works.
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>tfw you'll never be a young hopeful warrior of an early iron age Danish raiding village
>tfw you'll never help your father pack provisions and prepare gear for a raid
>tfw you'll never watch him sail to raid far off eastern lands
>tfw you'll never anxiously await his arrival until he returns, spoils enough to last your family the winter
>tfw you'll never pledge your loyalty to the local Jarl and begin raiding yourself the following spring
>tfw you'll never be among the first war-parties to sail west, in search of undefended and fertile new lands
>tfw you'll never rape and marry and unwilling Celtic she-wolf, a spoil from your raid into Wessex
>tfw you'll never learn to love enough other as you raid western Brittony together the following spring
>tfw you'll never fight along side your father in defense against an invading local chiefdom
>tfw you'll never hold his head on your lap as he sputters his dying words, a warriors death
>tfw you'll never assist the shamans in giving him his last rites, as his soul is carried to the Halls of the Slain to assist Oden in preparations for the end times.
>tfw you'll never raise a beautiful and strong blonde haired boy, eyes a glacial blue like his grandfather's
>tfw you'll never teach your son to fight, farm, ride, and fish.
>tfw you'll never take him on his first raid
>tfw you'll never you'll never see him off to his first raid without you
>tfw you'll never reach an impressive old age, rich in both wisdom and silver.
>tfw you'll never understand the satisfaction of giving all you can to your family and tribe while you still have strength
>tfw you'll never set off into the wilderness to seek your own honorable death once you've exhausted your usefulness
Why even live, robots?
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>he thinks anyone will read this wall of cringe
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>>35058676
Jokes on you normalfag i read it
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>>35058646
You wouldn't have even survived childhood, you would have died as a baby
why don't we nuke japan?
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you missed /pol/ idiot
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rather nuke china desu
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We should, but we need to figure out a way to get all the weebs from the west to go there first. Some kind of free trip to japan from the government or something.
Good night /r9k/Have a great day tomorrow and don't stay up too late!
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>>35058484
lt's friday I'm in love, goodnight
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>>35058484
Don't worry, I won't. I'm not a retarded NEET loser that will stay up until 9 am browsing r9k, fall asleep, and wake up at 8 pm.
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>and don't stay up too late
Not likely. I keep staying up till 6 and it's fucking everything up.
>Back in hometown over President's day weekend, visiting my family
>Go to the neighborhood chipotle to get a barbacoa quesadilla
>See my old crush from school sitting down at one of the tables
>This is the girl I had tried to ask out for six plus years, but never could work up the nerve to.
>My onetitis, if you wish
>By herself
>After receiving my food, I walk up to her table
>Tell myself this could finally be it: I could ask her out this weekend, finally fulfilling my dreams
>I ready myself
>Hey (name)!
>"Oh hey Anon! How have you been? What have you been up to?"
>"Nothing much, going to (state college). What about you?"
>Explains to me that she has been transitioning from a woman to a man, and that he has adopted the new name of (male name), and was really focusing on his art
>Tell him that I think he made the right choice, not keeping it inside. And we share a quick hug
>Say goodbye, leave Chipotle
>Go home to eat my food
>Quesadilla now cold
>Mfw
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>>35058374
I dont know about you, but that would have turned me on ever more
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>>35058414
I agree desu familio
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Shoulda still went for it. I bet he would love to have a little bitch hanging off his arm.