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>computer not working
>beat the shit out of the desktop in an autistic rage
>it starts working again
who /genius/ in here?
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>>35063689
>mommy won't give tendie
>beat the shit out of her in autistic rage
>mommy give me twice the usual tendie
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>>35063689
>walking up to intersection
>see car coming up to intersection as well
>swiftly turn the corner to make them think I'm not crossing the street
>when they pass, I walk back and cross the street
These retards are so easy to manipulate
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>Private Tucker, you have to be THE sorriest excuse for a man I have ever laid my eyes on!
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>>35063590
Woah that's my ex's name and he just went in the military
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SIR I'M SORRY SIR. I'LL TRY AND BE LESS OF A DISAPPOINTMENT TO MY COUNTRY AND MEN EVERYWHERE, SIR!
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>tfw you're so bluepilled you're redpilled
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>>35063583
dosent work that way, normie.
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>>35063733
Replace whites with the word jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfcFNbsrdug&t=35s
>tfw i meant to upload this to pol
>tfw i forgot the video in the OP
hahaha yeaaa...
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>my attention span has gotten so short I can't finish long greentexts
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So meta. You'll get all the reddit upvotes
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>my attention span is so shor
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I want to be a trap, and I've come pretty far as of recently, but I think I look very much like a male still and... although I SOUND like a woman... I don't really think I have the same behaviors and quirks. I never took estrogen either, just hormone blockers... which fucked me up a bit.
I really want to be a good little trap NEET pet for someone, but I want to be as convincing and cute as possible. I need some tips. Anyone?
Also, would you ever want a trap boy for yourself, or will you stick with roasties and continue to get hurt?
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>>35063409
I guess I would date a trap, but I wouldn't marry one or let people know their secret.
Try spending more time around females, you'll learn how to act like them in time. Maybe your mom or sister or cousin can help.
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>>35063409
First off, shave your arm hair
Second, at what age did you start blockers? Your hands look quite developed and masculine.
Third, start taking estrogen
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>be me, 10th grade
>whistling "Katyusha", favorite 40s march.
>walking by three bimbos.
>just as i walk by, it happens to be a moment where a high-note is supposed to be played, alternating with a lower note.
>they think it was a wolf-whistle.
>already half the school thought i was a retard.
>since then everyone thought i was also a perverted retard.
>girls used to speak to me like a retard/pet, since then they would generally avoid me with disgusted looks on their face.
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>>35063028
Nice one. You showed those meat-flaps what for
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>>35063028
>girls used to speak to me like a retard/pet
Not gonna lie, I loved it when they did that. I also got headpats from them before my hair started getting greasy.
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>>35063110
if i were the only guy on the planet, you'd have no idea how happy i'd be.
it's just the feeling of getting a tummy rub and having chad look down at you is slightly disgruntling.
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>be me, 19 y/o cyborg
>tfw no gf, virgin, etc.
>pretty frequent /r9k/ lurker
>qt girl from school actually wants to fuck
>ayyyy
>she's talking blablabla my boyfriend blablabla
>the fuck did you just say
>oh yeah i have a boyfriend but it's ok he knows
>what
>yeah he was kinda pissed off lol but he says it's ok as long as i dont talk to him about it so whatever
>mfw i'm cucking someone
i don't know how to feel about this. anyone else here /unwillinglycuckingapoordude/?
>inb4 norman outie mi bordie reee frog.png
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bumping god damnit
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>>35063006
>having a chance to fuck a girl who isn't a prostitute and rid yourself of the horrifying curse of being a virgin forever
>thinking about not taking it
Are you actually retarded? At least when your parents ask if you've ever had relations with a girl you have something to say to them.
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not a fan of cucking in general but if this guy is going to be that much of a pushover fag and not stand up for himself, he deserves whatever happens going forward. do it.
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bored/lonely? you wanna talk to people on discord? join ours https://discord.gg/85cqp
(link doesn't expire for 12 hours so any other discord links in this thread aren't ours)
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stop bumping your shitty server noone cares
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wanker bump my wank
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your server is shit
sadboy feels discord
https://discord.gg/YzC73b5
come in here and talk about feels with us
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Reminder to report discord and steam threads on sight
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>>35062940
>80 people
>comfy
that's a clusterfuck and a half
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>mummy found the cummy cunny fum tummy wall
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>exchange student swapped the baby batter bottles
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>landlord saw the incest igloo
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>chamber maid discovered the coprophagia citadel
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>a fourth of the year will be over soon
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>>35062760
Shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to see your all-caps typing of lyrics to songs that most people grew out of before they were old enough to drive.
Unless of course you're drawing a relation to the years moving by faster and faster the older you get. Before you know it, you're dead.
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>>35062760
>when you realize you're not even a teenager anymore
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I want a qt girl (female) to teach me how to suck cock like a good boy.
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>>35062746
you do realise that in average, gay males suck cock better than straight females, right?
>inb4: it's a meme, bruh
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>>35063243
i'd have to be taught how in order to know that.
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how can I be a good boy? :)
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roleplay with someone who can pretend to be your waifu
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Go to church, make decent money, marry nice girl
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>>35062740
>eat your greens
>stay in skool
>listen to your parents
>never marry and reproduce
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Can a femanon please tell me that my future will consist of nothing but love?
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Even if I told you I were a woman, would you believe me?
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I could, but neither of us would really believe it.
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Your future is full of ups and downs. You will meet at least 2 women that you will fall in love with. At least one of them will love you back, but there will be complications.
Love ya
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To anyone here that is 21 and older, how does it feel to know that you will never EVER have a cute, early 00s punk rock gf? How does it feel to know that you'll never listen to System of a Down's album while jamming with her and puffing reefer?
Does it sting?
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>>35062541
I'm more disappointed I can't be a Athenian citizen and sodomize my slaves everynight, but I'm not crying about it.
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>>35063680
YES YOU ARE, OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SUCH AN ELABORATE DESIRE
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>>35062541
system of a down...fuck outta here.