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>tfw no gf who's into doll play
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>tfw no doll who's into gf play
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>>35068705
the japs have the best porn ideas ever. I love time freezing and also dollplay. their traps are ten times better and yeah. also love when they finger chicks on real trains
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Costa Rica beach house 2017-02-23 09:14:13 Post No.35068674
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Please help robots. I am going to my neighbor's beach house in costa Rica over the summer, they are ny old neighbors that I used to live next to in NJ when I was younger. They have 2 stacy daughters one is around 22-23 and the other is around 24 I believe. I will be staying there for 2 weeks. What can I do while living with these super hot stacies? I will have to sleep in the same room as them. I'm actually quite nervous because I haven't seen them in a while. They don't know I'm a KHV NEET robot. Have any ideas on what I should do? How how I can avoid Questions from them?
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>>35068674
p[ost more pics maybe we can help
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Don't try to get anything. Don't try to be someone you're not. Be polite and considerate, but mostly don't expect anything from them and also don't try to avoid them. If you don't already know how to talk to girls, don't know how to kiss girls and move it to sex, then don't get your hopes up.
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>>35068701
I don't have any pictures of them, I forgot how to spell their last name so I can't find any online.
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>tfw it has been over ten years
>Thought about ex-gf while fapping.
Why does this happen?
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>>35068663
Because you're weak and haven't moved on. Stop being weak and move on.
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>>35068663
Because you dont want to move your ass and find a new one.
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>>35070319
What if he's tried and keeps failing?
Honestly a lot of us here got a gf though sheer fucking CHANCE, planets aligning type of shit
You just don't get lucky like that twice
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do any robots like famous dex or are too autistic to listen to good music?
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I'm drippy drippy
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you are an autist
w4iwrfIFIW
Has anyone seen her recently?
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only every night in my dreams
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>>35068332
She's got a blog that she updates pretty frequently.
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who /snitch/ here? Nothing like leaving FBI tips.
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>school has a Dreamer's Association
>tfw I sicked ICE on them
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>>35068325
Only when it's convenient for me, or if somebody's really bothering me.
Dumb normies never see it coming.
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>>35068325
In pretty sure they only care about national threats
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>Tfw all you want is a dominate gf
>Treat you with love and respect
>But also order you around
>Put leash around me when we have sex
>Cuddle after
Why cant I have this.
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>>35068321
Post frogs some more, I'm sure she'll just show up.
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>>35068715
Maybe she will...
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>tfw just ate a pack of jelly doughnuts
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>>35068284
Tasty.
Throw on a trip, just for this thread. Let's talk a while
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Hey OP
It's >>35068357
Just thought I'd let you know I'm going to stop monitoring this thread. Have a good night, glad you had jelly doughnutsNo, I'm not a gril, stop imagining me as one!
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Well this is it fellow Robots.
I got myself here I need to figure out how to get out
>finally decide to move out of my parents house, 23, semi /fit
>buy a motel for the week for when I'm finalizing apartment leases and shit
>hop over to the Denny's right next to the motel so I can work on craptop
>decide to post to /b
>blah blah blah (*****67777) or something of that post number nature
>shout at the top of my lungs "QUAD GOD QUAD GOD"
>everyone in the diner looks at me, it's dead silent.
>slam my stuff into my bag and stand up super fast, spilling my shit
>"Sir you need to pay for that!" Screams the fucking waitress
>bigass burley dude positions himself in front of the door, they think I'm some fugitive because I didn't pay for coffee
>spurg out and punch the fucker square in the jaw, knocking him out
>rush back to my room, preying in safe
>fast forward into 3 in the morning, sharp knocks on my door
>I pretend I'm asleep, but I look through the peephole, and there's 2 cops standing there with the manager
>the manager is the dude from dennys
>fuck fuck fuck what Do I do I'm posting this while they're waiting for me to come out of my room the next morning help robots.
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alpha as fuck anon
now knock out the cops B-)
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face the music anon.
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Who else here a big dick virgin?
Who else shares this peculiar pain?
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>>35068224
I'm 9.5 inches long and 23. I'm a virgin because there are few women where I live.
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>>35068373
9.5? show it dude
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Why is a woman that uses any internet site that isn't facebook, or other social media shit always fucked up with mental problems?
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>>35068137
Flesh out your theory and get back to me.
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>>35068137
Pioneer woman has some good recipes though
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>>35068277
>he reads recipes instead of making his own
haha, do you even know what the ingredients do? Do you know why you put them in or do you just do it because youre told to?
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Why is it so hard to find a gf /r9k/?
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>>35068122
cuz even a 1/10 girl can easily get 5/10 dick on demand
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Huh? It's not. It's easier than ever with modern technology.
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>>35068122
Judging by that pepe, you dont lift
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Postman's got your back 2017-02-23 08:07:54 Post No.35067941
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Postman's got your back
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How to get rid of any negative emotion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wG2FA4vfLQ
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Postman?
Oreos
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>>35069099
No oreos, If my schedule is disrupted by even a few seconds, information delivery will be delayed...
Public service is very hard.
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hay guys i got grilfren
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>>35067849
wait a minit, she loks preety yung. how old iz she?
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>>35067875
dnt wrry shi legal i luf her
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>tfw you realize if you ever had children you wouldn't have any teenage experiences to share with them
>they would most likely have a more successful teenage life than you
>they would probably be fucking right and left
Fucking little shits
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>they would most likely have a more successful life than you
What more could any parent want for their child?
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Dont worry anon. Normans raise fucked up children all the time, so you might fare better
t. Chad and Staceys kid
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>>35067809
Can you just fucking imagine it? Being some beta fuck in your 30s who marries the first you seriously date and having kids coming to you for advice in highschool?
>Son:"Hey dad what do you do when you have to choose between two girls that you really like?"
>Me:"haha oh man you better ask your mother"