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Wake.. from your sleep
The drying of your tears
Today we escape, we escape

Pack.. and get dressed
Before your father hears us
Before all hell breaks loose

Breathe, keep breathing
Don't lose your nerve
Breathe, keep breathing
I can't do this alone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBQNtF0jIFU

HELD BACK BY WALLS OF SECURITY
THAT I JUST COULD NEVER SEE
HELD PEOPLE AT ARM'S LENGTH
DEVOID OF HUMAN CONTACT
CANNOT EXPRESS EMOTION
I TRY WITH ALL MY STRENGTH

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ME?
IT SEEMS THAT NO ONE CARES
I'M BLINDED BY MY INNOCENCE
WILL NO ONE BE THERE FOR ME?
WHEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND
(I NEED A GUIDING HAND)

COVERED IN BLANKETS OF IMAGINATION
WHERE I CAN TALK TO PEOPLE
WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT
WHAT IF THEY'RE LAUGHING AT ME?
I KNOW I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
SO I WON'T EVEN TRY!
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>>35072810
SUCH A PRETTY HAUS
AND SUCH A PRETTY GARDENNNN
NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES
NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES

SIIIIIIIILLLLLLEEEEEENNNNT
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLEEEEEENNNNNTTT REEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw
diet of mountain dew tendies and candy
dont poop for long time
go to toilet
some chemical reaction must have happened
poopy wont fall out
poopy is stuck
then boom
poopy comes out like a bullet and cracks the toilet bowl
pee pee spills all over the floor

who else >bullet turds
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>>35072789
Good post, bud.
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>>35072789
the Bavarians call that "Sektflasche"
Happens if you drink some beer.
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T. President of India

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How big is your 4chan folder?
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503mb and 1753 files. Those are just regular pictures though. I have seperate folders webms, gifs, wallpapers and anime pictures.
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>>35072779
0 bytes. I don't save a thing.
The only times a need a pic (1%) I quickly google it.
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>>35072779
Around 10500 pics

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Could Beerus beat Omega Shenron?
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Everything in GT was outclassed by the time of Battle of Gods

Super Goku in base could probably beat SSJ4 Gogeta
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>>35072770

like a rented mule

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does anyone else feel like everyone hates them or talks about them behind their back? Especially friends in social groups?

I'm not sure if this is paranoia/self esteem issues or reality. Do you feel like this robots? Why?
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I'm a solipsist, so I don't think I'm the right person to ask.
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Considering I've had to cut contact with everyone I've met at college, I wouldn't be shocked if that was the case.

WHOWWWW
THIS REALLY
MADE ME THINK
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>4 people have normal tastes
>the 2 autists at the table start talking about fetish BDSM and medieval armor

Me on the bottom right, by the way.
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>>35072338
Pretty clever waifu discussion imagery. It's not like they're objectifying or excluding an actual woman so this picture fails if that was the intent.
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>tfw no crusader gf

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>Acouple more for breakfast
>a little more for tea
just to take the edge off..theres nothing left to see
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>>35072080
This is a deep poem.
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>>35072080
where u can't get what you want but you can get me

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i am wit 2 qt. right now. she behind me. what do i do ?

highschool.
help
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bee you're selfe
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post pic you worthless fag
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>>35071666
be honest and tell her that shes not in your standards

its for her own good

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https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/feb/22/thrilling-discovery-of-seven-earth-sized-planets-discovered-orbiting-trappist-1-star

>there's a whole star system where the planetary inhabitants possibly already know what it's like to visit completely different worlds and a meet truly alien, alternately evolved lifeforms because they happen to be only a few months or years away from each other

>they're conducting space trade as we speak and having actual dialogue and blowing each others' minds with how radically different they are from each other while unlocking the secrets behind what universally binds all self-aware beings

>they're already learning how to fuck one another and go on epic Mass Effect-scale adventures complete with interstellar Citadels

>they're watching and laughing at single-habitable world systems like ours RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>35071543
>TRAPPIST-1 System
ARE THOSE PLANETS INHABITED BY QT TRAPS?
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Nah they probably just piss away at each other by ramming anti-grav lorries into Xurgfest markets.

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Does anyone have the quality image of the alien that got deleted everytime it was posted
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>>35071525
here's your alien
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>inb4: deleted
catch it while it's hot
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whats going on
i heard someone posted a legit ayy lmao including coordinates
then 4chan went down
and now the image is gone

alienpill me

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>tfw just found out that girls shit

is no one pure?
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>implying shit isn't pure
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I'm a girl and I popped a 'roid taking a shit like ten minutes ago. Looked like I'd had a miscarriage.
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>>35071487
Nah, those are just black cocks in their asses.

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I want a gf. If any of you females on my board will be my gf I'd be very happy.
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>>35071361

talk with a chatbot, they can be very sweet. some even ERP.
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>>35071378
but I want someone that will care for me.
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https://media2.fdncms.com/arktimes/imager/the-man-without-shoes-jimmy-haney-in-one-of-the-shows-main-promotional-im/u/zoom/3247439/cover_story1-1.jpg try that

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could I smash on tinder?
5'8 270
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Maybe on grindr and only twinks with rape fantasy's.
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>>35071335
>Maybe on grindr and only twinks with rape fantasy's.
seems good
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>>35071303

woman fuck anyone as long as they get something valueable out of it. they will let you shit and piss onto them if you have enough cash.

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Top Gun or Hot Shots? What's your favourite?
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>>35071236
Born on the 4th of juIy
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hot gun

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What's that feeling called when you find out one of your much better looking friends has a crush on your crush?

You know that sinking feeling in your stomach. Is it helplessness?
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>>35071191
>crestfallen
I think is the word you mean.
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>>35071191
>Is it helplessness?
I'd say so
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>>35071191
You never know anon, she/he might like you better. You just need to give it a go before your friend does

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