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let me eat your head.

what do YOU think of the jews?

>>35075216
You are a disappointment. You bring dishonor to yourself and your famiry. I'd recommend burgeru-ku.

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>>35075249
taste okay kinda pulpy though

Left is infinitely better and so are his movies. Literally hate right.

This is objective fact

>>35075077
no to both of them

Does FOMO cause renal or reproductive failure or is it some shit where you can't force people to enjoy your shitty company. IDK what the acronym means.

>>35075094
Fear Of Missing Out. It kinda speaks for itself.
Basicaly you are always trying to include yourself in everything you can.

why would they check?

>>35075007
It might surprise you but girls are pretty naive when it comes to this stuff, they probably never suspect someone is stalking them, don't overestimate them, women are dumb.
T.stalker

>>35075184
>>35075214
idk, it's for my piece of mind. I just wanna get my stalk on without them catching on.

>>35074925
bump but i got no pics.

The complementary video from their second channel is even worse. It's been down voted to shit.

>>35074740
>Can i survive on 2% oxygen.
Youll be fine, but why not make epic backpack journey before suicide?

There is chance you will be a vegetable forever.
Take a gun to your head.

>>35076027
I cant get a gun where i live

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>>35074700
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, WE LIVED IN PEACE AT LAST

NoFap changed my life. I went from a 5"6 indian manlet liberal who worked in a factory. Now I'm a 6"3 white blonde blue eyed engineer making $110k a year with 3 hot gf's.

Everyone should NoFap !

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>go cold turkey and falling for the semen retention meme
>not just moderate yourselves and slowly kill your habit
this is what reddit cucks actually believe. Fuck their broscience.

Tell me about these comfy gubmint jobs.

>>35074689
I'm from the UK. If you have 5 A star-C GCSE's, you can apply for the civil service fast track apprenticeship and get an easy 22k working in different governmental departments (i.e Ministry of Justice) by doing menial tasks.

>>35074800
>5 A star-C GCSE's
Oh that's me out of the picture then.

No. There are no hidden possessions that you might poach and profit from with the next big tv show or movie about it.

>>35074633
Why would I want to write something down that reminds me of how horrible I feel?

i want to start a diary because of my terrible memory

once i am old, at least with a diary i will know what i did the many years ago

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>>35074605
>somebody is in the only stall
>knock on their door to let them know there's somebody waiting
>stand right next to the stall so they can see my feet
>hold my nose as they get out and give them the look so they're ridden with guilt for taking a shit in a public bathroom

>>35074605
Haha, that's actually pretty funny
>Walk in to company bathroom
>See anon in the only stall
>"Hahah, hey! You workin hard or hardly workin in there, huh champ?"
>I can hear him adjusting his newspaper as he sighs and mutters "I got a number 2 extra bacon with your name on it, bro."
>Wash my hands
>"Chh, you're fuckin nuts, Anon."
>Leave
>Still have to take a shit

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>>35074605
>when they keep knocking on the door but I'm too entertained browsing 4chan on my phone
better tighten up that hole buddy

>>35074567

what

original interest

>>35074644

Yeah. It's giving us male (male) misogynists a bad rep.

The male body is good for any task.

>>35074439

im excited for the sarcasm disabled americanos to wake up and see this

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>>35074554
their going to applicate my high inelegance

i used spiel cheque

I want real romance.

But!

With every failure it becomes that much harder.

When you keep going to a bunch of different McDonalds and the McFlurry machine is broken in each and every one of them you kinda just start thinking you'll never get to have a McFlurry

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>>35074548
>lost
So far this is a pretty good YLYL thread

Idk but does anyone voice chat in them?

>>35074622
Hell yeah dude

At least in mine

>>35074707
post yours Ill join vc to sing luv songs

>tfw bimbofication videos make me diamonds now
>tfw imagining myself sucking dick with big tits is what i beat my meat to now when no internet

wtf is happening too me

>>35074231
>What has this board done to me
Absolutely nothing, if you want to fap to traps at all, you've been gay the whole time

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>>35074231

That's why they're called traps.
>pic related