>parents are Muslim
>tfw forced to go to the mosque as a kid
>typical friday session consisted of 45min in the praying room followed by people socializing for a long time
>too autistic to get along with anyone
>parents were my ride home, I couldn't leave until they were ready to leave which was usually an hour or two
>people are in every part of the mosque, I can't stand it
>end up hiding in the washroom stall or behind the trees outside of the building and periodically checking if family is ready to go home yet
every Friday was a nightmare for me lads
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>>35076323
But first...
>Are you a virgin ?
>do/did you have a gf ?
>How many friends have you ?
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>>35076364
>Are you a virgin ?
yes
>do/did you have a gf ?
never
>How many friends have you ?
not even sure what a friend is exactly
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>tfw no pythonista bf
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>>35076310
Thanks, Doc.
[devving in Python on iPad intensifies]
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>>35076310
pythonista
Pythonista is a complete development environment for writing Python scripts on your iPad or iPhone. Python is a widely used high-level programming language for general-purpose programming, created by Guido van Rossum and first released in 1991. (original)
>lose my car keys
>get into a incredible fit of rage
>punch myself, kick things
>time passes
>realize how fucking stupid I am and want to kms
I hate myself so fucking much
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you're on the spectrum m8
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>>35076251
i know. The worst parts is that my family forbade me from seeing a professional because "it's kike pseudo-science"
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>>35076235
my friends kid does that
little autist just smacks himself in the face out of nowhere sometimes and I have to try so hard not to laugh because neither of his parents believe he's autistic
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"Anon please don't look!"
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>>35076007
wow, your butt must be really cold right now
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>>35076007
>*looks*
Hshhkd
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>>35076007
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M BROWSING THE LATEST MEMES ON 4CHAN
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Are feet or armpits the most robot fetish?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12402094
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>>35075916
Dubs are the most robot fetish.
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>>35075916
Feet of the same girl, for fairness
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Most robot fetish is scat. Prove me wrong.
>can't ever have a bf or gf because fucking nobody likes it
>disgusts everyone
>p. much worst fetish you can have
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>tfw i realize what my problem is
>tfw dont want loved
>tfw dont want friends
>tfw i just want to beWITNESSED
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I have to return some original video tapes.
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>>35075890
Witness these digits
and watch the succubus steal my soul.
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>>35075917
Thats my goto line to get out of nonsense conversationsIF I HAD ANY CONVERSATIONS
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>be me(15 years at the time)
>be angered easily
>be not a total failure at the time
>be on ski vacation with school
>be in one hotel room with your mates
>one is sometimes a total dickhead but a nice guy normally
>be in the hotel with the first bus from the mountain that day
>go to shower
>feelsrelaxingman.jpg
>hear the other 2 guys come in
>say "i'm showering"
>hear a 'ok'
>continue to shower
>have the kinda dickhead guy open the bathroom door
>have 6 other guys stand behind him
>ohfuckimnaked.png
>turn around a bit, cover your dick with your leg, but be too surprised to hide it with your hands
>ohfuckIHaventShavedInAMonth.png
>kinda long hair(around 0'2)
>hear everyone laughing
>a bigger problem comes to mind
>mfw I'm a grower (erect 6'2, but 1' otherwise)
>yell at them to close the fucking door
>they do after the 5th time
>be really fucking mad at my friend because of that 'incident'
>argue about 3 hours
>don't punch him because he buff af
>have to forgive him because if i don't i wouldn't have friends anymore
>mfw the jokes didn't stop until 10th grade where the fucking started
>fuck my 9th grade
You guys have had any experiences like that?
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>>35075605
this, FUCKING THIS. We need more greentext stories on this board
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>be 17, at this girls house with a bunch of people
>disrobe
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>>35075838
also, b at a party, also 17, get naked in bathtub, people are coming in
>she told me I was annoying her texting her all the time
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>>35075603
Why are you acting so beta though?
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>>35075708
i don't even fucking know anymore
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Is it weird that I carry around a tiny bag in my wallet that has medication pills like aspirin/ibuprofen, etc? I mean girls can carry around purses with this stuff but what's a guy supposed to do
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>>35075558
I carry around some for allergies now and then
who fuckin cares, dude
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>>35075558
why do you care? its not like anyone looks in your wallet ever and even if they did why would you care if they think its weird? sounds really practical to me, good to have them.
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>>35075558
I carry folic acid like that because it has short halflife and I need to take it every couple of hours for my autism/fatigue protocol
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Why don't you lower your standards and date a mixed race girl?
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>>35075517
>lower
You missed the news, mixed race is now master race,
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>>35075517
ive seen maybe five mixed race girls in the wild in my entire life
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>>35075517
because the only mixed race girl that i know is a huge sjw and fuck that shit.
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What happened to escortbro? He hasn't posted a thread in a while.
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>>35075485
May I ask for delucidations ?
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>>35075527
He's the guy who wrote the so called Marina threads last year, and he's also the guy who makes the threads with an image titled "Mallory" (sometimes Malloree, Malory, Mallorie etc.) which feature nothing but a single sentence greentext and a youtube link to a song.
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>>35075435
Say all you want about /b/ but there's been some amazing shit on there
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>>35075618
>XXX
whyorgnaal
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>>35075435
I'll take low hanging fruit and keep it limited to this board.
Best and worst together was this thread maybe two years ago.
Some poor fool having to deal with his roommateslooking back, I cant see how any robot could actually deal with the concept of having another body constantly presenttalking shit because he didnt say hi enough when arriving or maybe not at all.
It caused a near day and a half bump limit thread that literally tore the fake skin off normalfag sleeper agents all over who couldnt deal.
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i feel so fucking bad right now, i don't think i can keep on, i honestly feel like dying, my team lost and i have to listen to all my friends banter, i don't think i can cope with it
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>>35075407
There is hopefully more to your despair than your team losing.
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>>35075442
yeah it was against our biggest rival
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>>35075483
Ohh. I dunno what that's like. My team didn't even get a chance at their rival this season.
I tend to keep competition out of my friendships so I don't have to deal with that feel.
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>be me in high school
>never talk to the girls and girls never talk to me, have some friends tho
>philosophy class
>teacher asks everybody to read their assignment
>in front of class
>anxiety.jpg
>I read my assignment
>it was pretty OK
>two girls asked me what did I wanted to do for college that day
What did they mean with this?
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they're trying to tell you that this board is 18+
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>>35075276
>go to reading and math classes
>talk in them
>most i've gotten is a weird look from one girl
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>two girls asked me what did I wanted to do for college that day
What
>literally all women have to do in order to secure a decent guy that will literally give her the world is to save herself for marriage, not be fat, and be willing to be domestic
>most women refuse to do more than one of these three things at a time
Fucking WHY?
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>WHY?
Betacucks.
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>>35075252
The problem is that they're fucking the "chads" and then complain about "settling" for the betacuck providers when there are chad-lites that are the best of both worlds, they just need to keep their legs closed.