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i'm so fucking mad right now why won't this stupid fuckinmg cunt call me
this is the last FUCKING time she strings me along. If this doesn't work out in my favor within the next 2 weeks I'm driving down to florida and slitting her fucking throat.
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>>35078372
Why wait? You should've been on the road 10 minutes ago
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>>35078779
maybe she'll call me and want to go out with me again ;_;
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>rips hair out of neck
>grinds follicles between teeth for a satisfying crunch
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i know this feel anon
i have nothing to add, i just want you to know that i also know it
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>>35078306
>have trichotillomania
>also do this with pubes, head hair and facial hair
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Who here attracts only trash women?
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The only women who have ever been attracted to me in my entire life have been cutters, juggalos, literal disgusting whores, fatties and single moms. That's it. If it's any other even decent girl she will have nothing to do with me, and I don't fully understand why.
>I'm tall
>I work out
>I take care of myself, I wear clean clothes and shower everyday etc
>People always say I'm a great guy, although now I am very disturbed by this because I think that means there is something wrong with me that I don't know, some vibe I give off that ruins my chances with women
I have never been friendzoned, nor am I a social retard... But I never ever get the women that I like. And because of that, I've only had sex with 2 girls in my 24 years on this earth, but both of them were chicks who have taken 100's of dicks...
>pic related..
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I'm also a tall cyborg and attract the same types. Fatties, single moms, etc.
The closest thing to normal girls I attract are repressed slightly-crazy religious girls. I'm thinking of just jumping on the next one who comes my way because I really want kids.
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>>35078314
I forgot to mention but I also get the crazy religious types. One girl I used to work with was a 24 year old virgin and waiting for marriage etc. The first thing she asked me was if I wanted to have kids and wanted to get married... Found out that she just married a guy she's been dating for 2 months. I mean what the fuck. She was nice but I'm not going to get married to someone I know for 2 months.
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>tfw landwhale and just remembered that if a man thinks I'm attracted to him he'll spiral into despair
Fugg, how do I avoid this? Is just being cordial too friendly?
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Friend said I laugh like a goblin crow.
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what the fuck is a goblin crow?
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I saw a crow in the parking lot today.
It cawed and I thought it was laughing at me.
I laughed at it in response.
I think we're friends now.
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>>35078280
Maybe He meant a Tengu or a yatagarasu
(A yo-kai crow with three legs)
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>tfw you go to take a shit and it stabs you on the way out
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>tfw the water splashes your ass cheeks
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>tfw you have too much ass hair so it sticks to your ass
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>tfw you're suicidal but making progress and slowly feeling better about yourself
>tfw you have a suicidal girlfriend
>despite making me happy and feel loved she also makes me genuinely hate life
what do
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>girlfriend
This aint the board for you.
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>>35078067
Nothing that sounds perfectly healthy
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>>35078121
she keeps saying that and i insist on keeping the relationship as long as she wants it to last. I genuinely want her to be happy
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Who here drink or drug on the job
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Location
Why you do it mane
I think it's justifiable. Just look at bartenders.
Share what you want
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I dont think I've ever met a person working in food service at any level, fast food all the way up to fancy restaurant, that didn't harbor a serious drug habit, myself included
Rationalization is, how could you not? Seriously
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>>35078016
I used to deliver pizza full time and was stoned all day every day.
Any robots looking for a job and who can drive, pizza deliver is a great job.
In your car most of the time, tips, much less customer interaction than other jobs of that level.
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>Nasa makes big announcement
>Try not to get excited because I know its going to be some useless shit again
>Wait weeks for it
>Again its fucking nothing
>More planets we cant reach
Why the fuck do they keep doing this. Why not get everyone hype for space tech or happenings on earth in orbit? We have a lot of those and no one knows about most of them.
The announcements from Musk are much more interesting than hearing what we already know and will continue to know. UNless an Exo is within reach why should I actually give any fuck. I'm going to die before we ever get to see one with our actually eyes.
It'll be the same shit when the newest telescope is launched. More useless fucking planets we can't reach. The data is sexy for them but utterly pointless unless I'm deep into astrophysics. I'm much more interested in planets filled with one specific material or close stars that'll possibly fuck my shit up but no always more earth sized planets completely out of reach for another 40 generations.
Fuck you and fuck boring ass announcements nasa
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My mad Is spilling out through my bad grammar.
I have no where else to vent about this. Sorry anons.
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>>35078012
Its okay. Just realize nasa does this to get the normies excited and to pretend like the shit they do matters. All for your tax dollars anon.
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>>35078059
I know
Musk has mentioned being tired of this stupid shit too.
NDT is constantly bitching for a larger nasa budget but do they really need it?
I just want cool space suits and to live on mars. None of that seems to be in Nasas interest. They're all about looking at planets we can do fuck all with.
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do you think if I went to a housing project late at night and tried picking a fight with the first jigaboo I met that he'd blow my brains out for "disrespek"?
i wish to die but I don't want to make my suicide obvious
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you could try
peace
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>>35077941
If you've got a motorcycle, drive straight into a building
If you can, buy a shit ton of booze and get drunk, then run across a busy street a few times
If you live near a body of water and dont mind drowing, swim down, pick up a big rock and put it on your back so your body wont float up
Im not sure if this stuff would work, but as >>35078009 said, you can try
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>>35077941
Even jamal doesn't want to waste bullets on you, dude
chances are he'd just smack you up and throw your new balances on the roof
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I'm that guy who just had his heartbroken because his 4/10 gf left him and started chasing a 9/10 alpha cunt and I need your help. I jerked off my dick through my clothes 3 times and now I feel like my dick is burning
what do I do /r9k/? right now I'm swimming in piss tears and cum
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>>35077816
You greentext therapeuticly
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>>35077891
>be me
>dick burns
>help
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>>35078027
Wee wee
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>tfw want to kill myself but can't get a fucking gun
fuck this life that's literally the only reliable non-terrifying method
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>>35077740
>non-terrifying method
OP, on 3 occasions I have put a pistol in my mouth and I can tell you that as much as I wanted to pull the trigger, I was so paralyzed with fear of impending death in those moments that I couldn't bear to kill myself.
You're better off waiting to die in a car accident, its statistically the most likely cause of death.
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>>35077834
>You're better off waiting to die in a car accident
or better yet, get on the interstate, get up to 90 mph, and slam into an oncoming 18 wheeler
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>>35077740
>want to kill myself
>a little scared
>don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings
>don't actually want to die, just want things to change
>know this is exactly what some people want from me so am being reverse psychology'd into resisting
>want to continue living
>but not like this and not in this state of mind
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Ok. Try to follow me here
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>not too ong ago, i had much more interesting thoughts
>i could spend a long time alone, amusing myself with my own imagination
>at the end of days i was still full of thoughts, images, sounds even
>whatever it was, it kept me going
>then it stopped.
>nothing that bad ever happened to me but my days became less fun
>my mind filled up with information about the present state of things
>the climate changing, the immigration because of war in other countries, the corrupt and unfair society
>i felt like i was to blame for some of the bad things that happened in the world
>i felt like eating meat, driving my car, planning to someday marry and reproduce even flushing the toilet were things that made the world worse
>i could not fight the feeling of guilt and it didn't go away
>i still feel it, but i still don't know what it is
>am i depressed?
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i would say youre just too concerned about everything
you basically lost your fantasy
id advice you to go on the search for some art not matter what but it has to move you in some way and get you in a different state of mind
that or do drugs/alcohol
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>>35077810
Does dugs/alcohol make it altogether better or just a little better and much worse? I dont drink too much. Wont try drugs though
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>>35078002
drugs/alcohol lets you break out of your state of mind easier than anything else
you actually change under the influence therefore giving you a new perspective
dont do too much so that you can atleast remember a bit
for me it was amazing that i could actually be happy while drunk making me realize that its possible for me to be happy
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I'm drinking beer and having good time with my waifu, life is good
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My waifu singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnQ-iFRWoNg
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>caring about 3DPD
>ever
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I'm so fucking filled with rage right now. Post angry pictures. I'm fucking losing my mind, post all you've got.
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what happen anon pls explain
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Illegal Immigrants
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Do tell us more about it, anon.
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>he doesn't Jynx-post
You have to be a huge loser to not Jynx-post.
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>>35077666
>666
Jynx, I beg, give me digits. In the name of Kek.
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>>35077733
Jynx confirmed digit-master. Also, do you have the standard Jynx drawing and the one in which Jynx eats a spider? I've been looking for those.
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>>35077761
Sadly I do not. May the digits bring them.