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What do you think happens when you die?

>>35080642
Nothingggg boi im so drunkk

>>35080536
>>35080536
Is ur name rick

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>>35080438
I'm poppin scheme with brimmer she off mad fixing a swimmer

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>>35080438
>>35080604

>White boy 12-year old who think being a gangster is cool

>>35080636
>pleb who doesn't enjoy the funnest music genre, rap

Why the fuck and how the fuck do you have braces more than once?

today
>25
>realize i'm not only socially awkward but also ugly
at least it explains why i was always treated like shit while growing up and where my insecurities come from

>>35080352

very fine. how do chads and normies do it? they must expend a tremendous amounts of energy.

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>>35080352
>How does that make you feel?

Feels cheeky breeky m8

fine by me. sucks for whoever settled for that disgusting shit.

>>35080212
I agree.

Eyebags are one of my fetishes.

They always make a girl look prettier.

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I can relate to your feelings, brother.

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i think women generally look better with no makeup

it's the little flaws like eyebags that make a person attractive

>>35080198
No ben10 stuff in the porn channel, somebody dump.

>>35080198
Where is her penis at this is boring?

>>35080306
her penis isn't canon

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>>35080169
>Find a better snack.

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>>35080169
Have fun wiping your ass.

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>>35080206
What now, bitch. This shits on your pathetic excuse for a cheetah.

>>35080036
*upvotes*
*awards reddit gold*

Epic, sir! Keep it up! :)

>>35080036
get this normie meme out of my fucking site, idc if it's ironic, out out out

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>>35079999
Why would you care if you have those sick quads of yours?

>>35080537
Quads much like womemes are shit and unpredictable

9999 > womenen

At the end of the day yes
But I have too many feelings that trick me into thinking that things that don't matter are really, really important

Let me rewrite what you said:

Who else here is /edgy/

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>>35079986
Sighs not that anyone will even reply to me

You are right, not even I will grant you a (You).

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Fake it
Until
You
Make it
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery
Find what you like/who you like, copy
Pretend
Cry alone

>>35080271
What if the people I do like I don't have the motivation to become or even imitate?

>>35079770
>How are you supposed to find your purpose in life?
You don't have a purpose. No one does. The whole point of life is to wake up in the morning, do whatever you think best distracts you from the knowledge of your inevitable death and the futility of it all, then go back to sleep. You repeat this until you die. Hopefully you can derive some enjoyment out of this routine along the way.

>How do you start caring about things?
By investing time and effort into them. Just pick something you think you might feasibly enjoy or be interested in, sink a couple of hundred hours into it and in the end you will very likely care a lot about that thing, whatever it is. Congratulations, you now have something to fill the void with.

>How do you enjoy employment or work when you're forced to do it to survive?
You don't. Unless you make your passion (see above point) your job and manage to make enough money from it to get by. But probably you'll just have to lower your standards so that you can get away with doing the minimal amount of work you need to do to survive.

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>>35079723
Are you serious?

Are you fucking serious?

You had plenty of time to think long and hard about this and yet you have set up a date with a girl which you wouldn't look at twice all because you didn't jack off before making a decision?

But I'll give you an advice. Only first, I have to know more about Shaquilla to give you an appropriate advice.

>>35079723

And of course, your current relationship status with her.

Fuck with the lights off

It's not that hard. You still might not be attracted to her because there are non-visual genetic factors (that's a real thing and not some muh niggers /pol/shit) but it's worth a try for a practice gf

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>>35079578
Are you me ? I've fapped to the worst things, even illegal ones. Now I just feel empty and stale

>>35080802
How do you deal with the void?

>>35079578
>>35080802
Will I be like you guys one day?

I fap 5 times a day to hentai, lot's, and lot's, and lot's, of hentai. is there any hope for me in the future?

>>35079572
i dont like people

sex is overrated m'ebin

i hate women and despise men
humans are selfish, so why the fuck should i help the dirty whore roastie?

let 'er get a taste of her own medicine, be shunned by society for years.

I'd like to think I'd be brave enough.

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>Kristallnact 2: Electric Jewgaloo
Kek, with a name like that, it makes me want to participate.