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What is the robot opinion of Barneyfag?
Is he /ourguy/?
I think so
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>>35081561
i send him pony art for christmas
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His autistic devotion is to be admired
He is one of the few real 4chan personalities today
Like back in the old times
The site would be less interesting without him
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no matter how bad things get, just remember, there is always a way to stop the pain
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You're right.
Let me make myself another drink.
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>>35081540
Yes, you could always stop wallowing in self pity and angst, and actually make a conscious effort to take control of your life instead of pissing it away like someone who doesn't understand the value of what they have been given.
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>tfw no qt frog gf
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>>35081527
>tfw no wet frog sex
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>>35081567
I want frog chan to reverse mating press me!
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>tfw no frog gf who will lay her eggs
>tfw you'll never wanke onto her eggs
>tfw you'll never start your family of frog human hybrids
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>torrent huge files
>never seed
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>>35081499
wtf i hate torrents now
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>>35081499
>set download limit to off
>set upload limit to 1kb/s
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>not entering the female bathroom then suing when you get kicked out, claiming you identify as a female
It would work right?
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depends on the state/ country. texas, no. florida or cali, maybe.
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Gender fluid can do this always:
>teleports behind you
>changes my gender identity
>"tried to be progressive huh, kid?"
>starts lawsuit
>"nothin' personal, kiddo."
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I just can't stand white woman. They are all whores in my eyes. I think my vision on reality has become red pilled. I am only into asian woman, not because of logic, but because I actually think there hotter than other races.
Normal or not?
I hear people saying white guys with asian gf's are the lowest type of white male since thats all they can get. The thing is, I prefer an asian girl over a white woman.
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>>35081396
Yeah yellow fever is common amongst pedos because Asians all look like pre teen girls.
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>>35081422
t. Butthurt white woman
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>>35081422
Yes, i like woman who look young
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Just got back after my first foot job. AMA.
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>>35081293
Get it or give it?
That's the most important question.
Followed by what techniques were used? Size of feet, and how you know the person.
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>>35081382
Get it.
I guess between the toes.
size 7-8
gf.
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>tfw female coworkers asking if im virgin
i dont know if they are making fun of me or they wanna fuck with my to take my virginity away
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>>35081191
They want to fuck you retard
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>>35081191
ask them to stop asking, claim you have been raped as a child
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>>35081191
Any reason why, or was it out of the blue.
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Did those who died before Christ get into heaven?
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in case you actually want a serious answer, no. "And no man has ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven." -john 3:13
they are waiting for Jesus to return and establish the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth
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>>35081153
Yeah probably, old testament and all that. Jesus didn't create heaven.
t. ex christian, ex atheist and ex Buddhist
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another birthday down the drain.
does it get better, robots?
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happy birthday doktor
no it doesnt
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>>35081065
It does. Part of getting out of depression is being positive. Even if you know for a fact that you have no reason to be happy about your situation or you think you're just being stupid you have to be happy and proud of yourself.
It might sound pathetic, but if you want to get out then there's the key
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>>35081091
thank you for reminding me of these 2009 tf2 feels
I too, feel old now
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How do I get a M-F 8-5 job?
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>Expecting a schedule
These days bosses tell you to come in early, keep you late, and "call you in" on your days off, left and right.
Don't be surprised when they change your schedule mid-week, don't tell you about it, and then send you home when you show up there (legally in most states they still have to pay you at least a half day's wage if they do this, but good luck having ANY labor protections enforced) or call your house/cell phone and scream "WHY AREN'T YOU HERE?!"--they will expect you to be psychic, tireless, and on call 24/7.
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>>35080922
I have one OP, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Because I didn't have any qualifications past high school they put me in the apprentice scheme which basically means I get half minimum wage whilst doing the same work as the other cunts in my team.
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Look up administrative assistant and apply everywhere. It's basically just being a secretary. Or work at a call center
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I talked to a vegan the other night.
Immediately, She entered a rant on animals rights and attempted to inform me about the cruel, irrelevant conditions farm animals in Africa experience.
At this point I revealed that my eating preferences revolved around a wholesome diet of meat, eggs, cows milk, vegetables and fruit.
She visibly choked up, eyes beginning to water. I knew she saw me as the enemy, the devil, the source of all evil in the world.
Before she could get a word out, I quickly added that I had spoken to another vegan earlier that night and that he had dispensed reprimand regarding my diet choice (this was a bluff), and that I understood his stance fully, however the vegan culture and brute force was the wrong way to go to convince meat-eaters to stop eating meat.
Her PETA training never prepared her for this. She was at a loss of words. She knew that in order to save the animals, she had to be a special snowflake and could not conform to a negative culture, but yet she had to do something. Veganism would change the world if everyone just believed.
A few moments passed in silence as her brain worked overtime, struggling to find a passive attack without appearing like a 'tool'. The long term lack of Vitamin D and Omega-3 had degraded her mind once powerful enough to push her through her arts degree. Eventually she sighed and murmured "Yeah."
I decided to let her down easily as she was such a good sport, avoiding empty death threats of sending me off to the butchers and seeing how I liked it.
"I buy from sustainable sources where the animals are well treated and I never buy caged eggs." She looked back up at me with a tear trailing down her left cheek, brow raised."Really?" I smiled. "Yep."
Later, we entered small talk which quickly evolved to flirting. We later went back to the hostel room and fucked. It was the first night in years that she had a pork sword in her mouth.
I had done it. I had cured veganism. I ate McDonalds later that night.
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The other day I tried to rustle some vegans. I said some shit to bait them but they just looked at me like "dude" and kept talking about whatever they were talking.
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>>35080769
>tfw Vegans still can't understand where comercial nitrogen-based fertilisers come from
You are still eating animals REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35080819
Some vegans have become well trained at diffusing trolls. You have to go deeper if jimmies are to be rustled.
If you succeed, you may help a malnourished qt3.14 masochistic grill get some extra protein in their diet.
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If you can pass this, you're not allowed to post here you fucking normalshits
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>>35080717
>Not using legacy captcha
Fucking normies
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>>35080717
how creative and original
you want a prize fag?
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>tfw my threads only get a few dozen replies because I'm too tall (5'6") and my boobs are too small (32B)
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>>35080585
this is the ugly people board pls
original ugly
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>>35080585
hahah, even pretend-you is fugly, dude
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Daily reminder that if you are under 8 inches just fucking kill yourself
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>>35080574
I can't imagine how it would feel if a girl wanted to do something like this for you
Like that thing when girls will just send you naked pictures of themselves
I fucking wish that would happen to me. I don't even want to pictures of anything like that, I just like that idea that a girl likes me that much that she does things she thinks I'll enjoy without me asking
I hate being this lonely
If I didn't need testosterone, I would certainly try to chemically castrate myself.
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>>35080574
Post a pic of your dick with tape measure
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>>35080574
>if you are under 8 inches just fucking kill yourself
No