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Why are hookers so mean?
>Feel horny
>Fapping to doujins just isn't enough anymore
>Go on backpages
>See hot tranny hooker
>debate with myself for about an hour weather I should pull the trigger and call
>Eventually I muster up the courage
>Dial her number
>Heart is racing
>Hear a disinterested "hullo?"
>Didn't sound like what I expected, spaghetti starts leaking from my pockets
>"h-hello? I uhh got uh this number off an add??"
>wtf
>"...Okay?"
>Starts yelling at me to get my shit together
>Literally yelling for 10 minutes
>Tells me to call her back when I'm not intoxicated
I was very nervous as I am a 28 to khv and the only girl I've ever even held hands with was my mom. I really thought they'd be much kinder since they'd want my business.
Then again she was hot, and a tranny, so she probably gets a lot of calls.
I feel so sad r9k . I was so excited to finally indulge in my degeneracy.
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>>35086237
Call her back and tell her that if she ever talks to you like that again, you'll report her to the police.
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>>35086237
>hooker
>tranny hooker
do you enjoy getting aids?
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the matrix 1
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christians 0
checkmate
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>>35086229
I was chain inhaling whippets the last time I watched this and it was amazing
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>tfw when you've transcended bullshit normie and robothood categories and now operate on another level
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>>35086046
i've gone through 3 straight pages just hiding every shitty reposted thread. can we get a non-shitty uncommon thread for once?
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>>35086046
Yeah I don't do the labels either.
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>>35086404
for reference, it's 2 full pages of shitty hidden threads, 2 pages of all but 1 thread hidden, and one page with all but 3 threads hidden. too lazy to go beyond page 5
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Most stoners irl seem to be neets, but few autistic neets seem to use marijuana.
Does autism affect the high of marijuana?
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Well I cannot imagine a truly autistic person liking weed
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Weed doesn't mesh with anxious people, people who overthink things, etc. They also might have trouble getting it.
There is definitely some overlap between true Robots and stoners though.
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>>35086423
I've noticed that when normies talk about their first few times getting high they always say they felt extreme anxiety and fear the entire time.
Meanwhile I'm anxious and nervous all the time while sober but after I smoke a little I lose all that anxiety and can actually talk to people without losing my shit.
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>tfw my only friend is now too busy to ever hang out so 4chan is now the only outlet for my thoughts to be noticed
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I came to r9k to fucking forget it and you remined it to me... Thank you, seriously. I feel worse.
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>>35085893
I'm here, anon, tell us what troubles you.
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TFW no smart, nerdy but completely average gf
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>>35085872
For estadounidenses, average is obese. I'd rather be alone. But I got a bf.
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>>35085913
i'm not sure what spanish-speaking country you're coming from, anon, but i assure you that all of your women are either fat, starving, or in that weird period from like 18-20 where all of the weight in their hips hasn't spread back up to their stomach like some kind of malignant cellulite cancer
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THAT FACE WHEN no woman who is just a human being but whom I will never meet, thereby allowing me to attribute all sorts of fucking bullshit to her without the threat of ever being called out
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How embarrassing is it to become a regular at a bar? If you're like one guy who always come in and the staff get to know you as "that guy", is it time you killed yourself?
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Not that bad.
Guaranteed income for them
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It looks really cool on sitcoms
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T F W
DUMB-HAPPY XDDDDDDDD!!!!!!1111111
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thundervoltcrashtsunaaaamiii
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breath of relaxation spread eagle
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infinity made sense
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He's the real victim, y'know.
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>>35085711
I'm torn on him. On one hand, turbochad got what was coming to him. On the other, his life is at least partially ruined by a bullshit rape allegation.
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The girl didn't remember what happened and neither did he. Not sure how he's the bad guy
It's retarded to me that a rape victim can fall asleep right next to her assailant in a public area
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>You will never be important to anyone
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Sounds like you have histrionic personality disorder and aspergers
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>>35085831
I do actually have asperger's, although I think wanting to matter to others is a pretty fundamental and common human experience
>be me
>unattractive, no girls like me
>acne clears up, dress well, become way more attractive
>finally get invited to normie parties
>girls actually pay attention to me and actually ask if i want to leave with them
>always say no and go home alone and jack off to the thought of them instead
who /payback/ here?
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>ugly
>get invited to normie parties
It's out of pity, right?
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>>35085642
yep
they talk shit about you as soon as you leave
thankfully I cut that cancer out of my life years ago
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>>35085778
>as soon as you leave
Not even that, they do it while you're there. It could be when you go to the bathroom, or if they're bitchy enough, right to your face.
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Comfy music thread?
Comfy music thread
Share your relaxing/comfy music with others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC93up4bhMc
let's get comfy
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>>35085386
This makes me very good and confortable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6KUqMm_sA&t=9s
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https://youtu.be/8tSW3oYqWGE
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Spoiler alert!
Girls are horny
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>>35085365
I'm super desperate for a relationship, but i find that all girls are way hornier than me. whats up with that? is it daddy issues?
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>>35085435
They can barely control the urges. That's what happens. Learn to masturbate them good if you feel overwhelmed and kiss all the time. (Well, at least at the beggining)
The best way to finish quick is to perform soft (or hard, depends on the girl) movements on the clitoris from left to right (not top down) after making your finger wet.
im 18yo and i have been neet for 3 years, feels good
sometimes im sad because im a virgin kissless but i cant do anything, im a ugly 5'5 manlet anyways
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>>35085274
Do you have a dakimakura?
Robot aboutto go into uni, planning to get one for companionship.
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>>35085274
im no asian but you look okay to me
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Do you know what NEET means, retarded newfag? At 15 you were in school and not a NEET.
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>be me 3 months ago
>lunch time for normies for me lurking
>till I over hear some popular kids say "hey have you heard about harambe?
>I ignore it but it was hard
>then they talk about other normie memes
>I am sitting there getting heated
>till they look at me and say "look at this kid im shoot him like they shot harambe
>I look at him and ignore him
>"what cat in the hat got your tongue"
>needed to vent out my edgy teen self
>"no but your normie memes tainted my ears"
> realise i said to much
>"normie? whats that"
>i dont know what to say
>"HEY ANSWER ME!"
>thinking of roasts i have been memed dry
>"thinking your so tuff why dont we fight then?"
>oh shit what to do
>i get up first thing he does is kick my legs
>knees week
>palms are sweaty
>moms spaghetti
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i dont undrstand op, but continue
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>>35085136
They only wanted to be the meme wizard's apprentice.
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>>35085136
I look at him and ignore him
How the fuck is that possible?