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>>39230835
>pretty face with a twink body
That's pretty much me and I get quite a lot of attention from girls. All throughout secondary school and it's happening at uni too.

Girls aren't attracted to excessive muscles like that. Only gays are.

>>39230835
Regular/neutral humans muscles are okay.
But that shit, gay af. Everyone knows that bodybuilders are gay.
But I wouldn't refuse a foursome with these guys.

>>39230807
It's almost 6 PM here, but what's going on, OP? What are you up to?

good idea OP, gonna go for coffee now ._.

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>>39230807
This made me feel like crying, OP.

>>39230758
Do you know how much caffeine does it have?

H-how will we k-know when you're f-f-finished drinking it, anon sama?

>>39230758
Sounds good, man. How do you take your coffee?

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>>39230700

I'm only a danger to myself, your belongings, and any plans we may make.

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Ayyyyy notice me

>>39230700
>He doesn't provide a link to the test

>>39230285
>>39230285
American living in Japan here. Can tell you with confidence that although you feel more connection with Japan than your birthplace, Japan will not reciprocate that feeling. You'll never get to adopt a Japanese girl legally, nor will you be able to shield her from a culture ingrained with body shaming, misogyny, and exclusivity. I don't know how old you are, OP, but you'd be better off getting over your infatuation with Japan.

Nothing good comes from lust, especially when the other party does care for you.

>>39230343
Sorry, *doesn't care for you

>>39230285
>>39230343
>This kills the weebs
my sides
my fucking sides.

>>39230078
How does one play wow for so long? Legion fucking bores me after 10 minutes

>>39230078
you have a ton of fat stored in your body, sitting 12 hours a day wont burn it.
do 20 mins of jumping jacks a day or something

>>39230164
I play ~10 alts myself to keep it intresting.

2 months ago when I went to a "clothing optional" beach.

>>39229931
2 days ago i saw tranny boobs do they count

Like 3.2 years ago. My last summer fling before I moved abroad and lost all interest in dating.

>>39229896
Not if it means enough to someone.
For many people, there are things they'd like to see happen so badly that they'll do whatever it takes, just to see that effort realized. How much actual value it has to the rest of the world doesn't matter; the craft and process itself is enough for them.
You ever see a passionate indie movie that gets releasef at some film festival? Or a good indie game that comes from 1 or 2 guys in their spare time? The world will decide whatever it wants about their work. But to many creators and workers, it means anything.

... I wish I knew what it felt like. To place personal value in something.

>>39229896
I mean, once you have this realization, you're better off trying to distract yourself until you become so good at something that you realize you've overlooked all the effort you've put into it.

Otherwise, yeah, fuck life.

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>>39229949
Fuck this phone.

*but to them, it means everything.

>>39229726
did you OP?

Mother son incest is my least favourite incest, with Twincest being the best.

>>39229726
She was 25 with a 6 year old

>>39229739
I did to my mother. If I had a twin I would have sex with her too I think.

might go get a 50p isotonic drink

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could go for an asian gf

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Wake up wagie, you have to go to slavery

And keeping kosher developed as a way to be healthy when you lived in a bronze age desert civilization. It made perfect sense.

It doesn't mean you John Doe from Idaho should not be allowed to eat shellfish.

>>39229510
what does sex have to do with women? everyone knows muslim boys are for pleasure

>>39229510
mudslimes developed their traditions to keep women in line. typical liberal moron

>USA! USA USA!
>BANG BANG BANG!
>WHOOOOOOOO!
>OH NO THE SUN HURT MY EYES I'M GOING TO SUE!

>*race riots begin*

*empties magazine*

>>39229275
How do people study in coffee shops or common areas without partitions.

I literally cant focus with people around me.

>>39229275
ask her how her days been going

>>39229296
I used to be like this too. I forced myself to start studying/reading in public places and while it was horrible at first I've actually gotten really good at tuning everything out.

>>39229302
Alright, I probably could of thought of this but I'll give it a shot the next time she glances up.

They have no clue. They all have massively inflated egos, from the hot Stacys to the """shy nerd""" girls. Constant positive feedback without any real negativity means that they all end up as boring attention seekers.

>>39229243

they don't know for sure, they just worry about it constantly. which is why they tend to be wary of comments about their appearances; it stokes their secret fear that nobody cares about anything but.

Damn right. Bitch got nice tits.

is that an accomplishment?
I played season 3? 4 maybe? and got placed into Gold, 2300, and made Diamond before I was bored.

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>>39229023
>Normiewatch
come on now

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>>39229045
you done?

Oregano