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>every other post on r9k is a fag post or a trap post (implying these are different)
>literally didn't think it could get any worse than it was 1-2 years ago

fuck this i'm out
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>>35097162
iktf. Sunday evening seems to be the time when the normal fags aren't around as much.
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>>35097162
>>35097242
good

get out and stay out

FUCKING HICCUPS WON'T GO AWAY!!!

REEEEEEEEEEE
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take a nap

oregano
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try doing meditation work

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI You heard it faggot, we don't want your genes polluting our society with human trash. Keep hating those women
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>>35096919
were involuntary incels though and therefore mgtow by no choice of our own.

But I dont think that necessarily has to mean were beta. Imagine if Varg wasnt famous hed most likely be single as where/how would he find a "traditional" wife he always goes on about? would he go to a bar and say "hey want to come to the woods and live a simple life autonomously, im a pagan btw and i reject society?"
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>>35096919
we had this thread yesterday. this guy murdered someone burnt down churches, spent 21 years behind bars MTGOW triggers him and you think I give a shit?

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>tfw listening to happy music and imagining what it'd be like to have a happy life
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I know most of you don't but, I actually don't mind my life. I've grown out of the girlfriend phase, got past the "youre alone" and now I'm just content.

I've picked up some other hobbies, found myself a decent job, and most of all the weather is coming out pretty nice lately because of spring.

I feel like I'm experiencing the demo-mode of what it's like to be a normie.
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>>35096908
you got the source on that pic OP, big up nige
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>>35097762
It's farage shopped onto the HWNDU stream set

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>a few months have gone by since you've received a romantic confession from a male friend

Is there any worse feel?
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I love you OP! Please be my gf!
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>>35097037
Oh fuck off dude I was just about to say that to her

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>tfw no girly man bf
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Would you date a girl who looked like this robots
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My calves are right around the same size. This is why I don't try at all; this is how people see me with small legs.
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>>35096825
Why would anyone find this appealing. Gay or straight.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI

The gist of the video is

>The idea that Natural Selection doesn't exist is wrong, it's entirely alive in MGTOW & Feminism. It allows us to effectively remove the "losers" ie beta's from both men and women. It's hard to get a good wife / woman because it's meant to be that way however, instead of giving up or joining MGTOW, they should become monks.

I wonder what r9k's take on this is, do you agree?
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>>35096818
MGTOW and modern feminism, the easiest labels people willingly give themselves to tell you they're a broken loser.
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>>35096818
So are we just gonna take militant Santa's words for granted now or what?
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>>35096818

Not much purpose in being a monk without the religious inclinations or the religious society that would provide monks value

I don't think this guy really thought that through

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all the femanons who post here get swamped with dozens of guy robots wanting them, even if they're literally 300 pounds. got me thinking, if i went to tumblr as a guy, would the same thing happen to me? obv. ppl here are more desperate, and guys are more likely to swamp than girls, but would the same effect happen to a lesser extent?
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>>35096800
This is an interesting theory anon, you should test it out and let us know how it goes. Maybe we can give them a taste of their own medicine.
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No. I'm a girl that goes on tumblr. Most guys there are hated, and just seen as gross/desperate/thirsty. But that's a nice fantasy you have there, OP.
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>>35097259
You forgot
>with the caveat that this doesn't apply if he's a Chad

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Steam friend stories thread?

>Make a steam friend through CS:GO
>He teaches me how to anally masturbate, instructing me exactly on what to do.
>I end up bent over my chair, reaching back, and assaulting my insides with two fingers.
>I start drooling uncontrollably and losing all cognitive abilities, my body begins spasming as I orgasm atleast 15 times within 15 seconds, all the energy drained from me as I continue to spasm a few more times before going to lay in bed, but not before thanking him.
>Later he convinces me to buy a dildo, which he later tells me he chose because it was the same size and shape of his cock.
>He teaches me how to properly fellate it, kneeling before my desk chair, using my tongue to get an idea of all the subtle bumps and pleasure points are.
>He tells me that I should remember to show the cock-- I mean dildo as much appreciation as possible. Telling it that I'm so grateful for the opportunity to kiss it's magnificent head, out loud.
>Eventually I start to lose my mind again, and I can't stop drooling, my head bobbing up and down as far as I can go without gagging, my tongue circling and gliding alongside each side of the shaft, and wishing for it to cum.
>Eventually I stop practicing after he informs me he came, but despite all the leaking I was doing just from sucking on a dildo, I never got to cum myself. He told me to go to sleep without cumming so that I could be pent up and thinking about him until I fall asleep.
>The next day we play some videogames, and later tonight he's going to teach me how to properly use my dildo.
T-thanks for reading my blogpost.
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>>35096787
Is this a new form of copypasta?
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>add steamfriend
>they ignore me

>add steamfriend
>they ghost me

>add steamfriend
>they agree to play but dont

>add steamfriend
>they treat me like shit

>add steamfriend
>they gaslight me

every fucking time. and you fucks wonder why your "lonely" its no surprise if you act like a pos

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>Endless free time
>Bored, nothing to do
>Need to do something
>Not enough hours in the day
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You know that one of those things doesn't line up with the others, right?
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>>35096778
I know what you mean family
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Join the service, brother.

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only fellow italians will understand
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where the fucks the gabagoo?
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>>35096756
no idea what's that

ITT:
Weird things you do?
I cant shit when theres somebody talking or some activity going on next room i gotta put my headphones on then
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every time I stop playing vidya to go to bed, I talk to myself and narrate my plans for the vidya when I awake
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>I can't eat unless I've taken four shits (at least)
>I can't eat unless I've peed twice right before
>My inner ear is constantly itchy so I scratch it w/ a qtip w/ the fluff removed (feels orgasmic when I do it right)
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>>35096850
>>My inner ear is constantly itchy so I scratch it w/ a qtip w/ the fluff removed (feels orgasmic when I do it right)

Sounds like an infection, get it checked out. Do you wear headphones for long periods of time?

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Pick ANY anon from another thread on this board and we all bully the fuck out of him. Dubs decides how long or with what
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>>35096604
U for being autistic
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>>35096604
>another thread
how about this thread idiot?

this is about the quality of thread I expected from a frogposter
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>>35096793
>>35096742
>mfw it's working.

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>have gyno
>could literally give a guy a hairy tit job
>look up how much it would be to remove it
>$5000 to $10000
Who /gyno/ here? I miss just thinking I had boobs because I was fat. Lost the weight but still got the tits.
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>>35096501
pretty sure mine aren't gyno since they're hollow in the center, but it's still pretty fuckin annoying when your shirt gets raised up a bit
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>>35096501
Iktfb. I won't say it gets better, but at least you're not alone.
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>>35096501
Become a trap

Original Post Here

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ITT: get it off your chest anons, whats been bothering you/pissing you off this week

>Fucking hearing normies, especially Staceys glorifying anxiety and depression
>"oh look at chad, he has social anxiety, hes so cute<3"
>"i missed lectures last week because i was sooo anxious, hehe!"

STOP JUST FUCKING STOP
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>>35096428
>tfw another night of doing nothing but browsing 4chan
>no drinking/drugs or vidya
Hate myself so much
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>>35096428
ey bruh I agree with you
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>>35096428
>people stopping bang in front of me in the street then getting pissy when i accidentally walk into them

the fuck is wrong with you dickhead?

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