I'd say I'm most like Dr. Pavel. I speak rarely. By the end of any given conversation, I will have said nothing! Also, I lack friends. Many people mistake people that I associate with as my friends, and I am forced to inform them that they are not my friends. I also am very skittish. I am often afraid of things, even if it is not the time for fear at the given moment.
I'm a pretty big guy and often have a master plan, so I guess Bane
>>35099284
The lethargic one who isnt really useful and wants to die but cant now
Get with the times, people. "God help anyone who dared disrespect his queen" is the new "Dr Pavel, I'm CIA"
Basically, my friend was playing overwatch and his girlfriend and I were laying on the bed and one thing lead to another and I tucked his girl right then and there whilst he played his video game. He pretended not to notice at first but I hadn't had any pussy in so long that I just kept going for more rounds, then he started crying and honestly it just turned me the fuck on. Have any of you other robots been in a situation where sexual frustration ruined your friendships?
>>35099251
FUCK OFF NORMIE RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
orgaramesh
>>35099251
lowest of the low
never leave a brodie for a cum dumpster
>>35099251
>other robots
Implying you are anything other than a TurboChad with a complete lack of honor or empathy.
Honest to god, why do you guys want real women? You know how many are whores these days and may potentially give you STDs?
It's ridiculous. I can't fuck something that'll fuck my ding dong up with some disease.
you cant fuck chinese draws either so fucking kill yourself then
>>35099343
I can use an onahole. Also VR that will allow me to is practically here already. So could you go and eat shit?
Got a new pc and forgot to backup my 4GB folder, help a fellow out pls
bumpgergbntrny
hot OC
How is one supposed to initiate contact on Tinder?
Anyone here perform better in real life social situations than online? I often meet women who like me but my texting game is so bad they soon lose interest. It's weird. I think it's because I have too much time to think, then I edit and re-edit and re-re-edit. In real life you just blurt things out and hope everything turns out okay.
do you feel bad when some superlikes you on Tinder and you swipe left
If you want me not to love you than stop being so fucking incredible. At least when I'm near you.
>>35098882
>If you want me not to love you than stop being so fucking incredible. At least when I'm near you.
beta cuck
>>35098926
do you know what board this ist?
Why, why is life like this. Why does god get a kick out of this shit
>>35098880
I don't know about you but i'm content with 2d.
>>35098880
Be happy that something is taking interest in you. Its like a compliment to who you are as a person.
>>35098880
better than nothing
fuck them, get confidence, throw ethem away and use new gained xp to seduce the girl you want
>anon could you pass the russian dressing?
Poshel nahui,o priveleged cuck.
>>35098555
>Poshel nahui,o
Fuck off
how long until you become a mental virgin again after having sex?
Depends on your age. If you're underaged, several years. If you're over 20 about a year or so, but it depends on how much sex you had. If you had sex 20 times a year or two won't be enough, but if you only banged once it could take six months.
>that feel when only got laid twice in 2016
>it's been a year since getting laid
>>35098420
about 7-15 years
>might have appendicitis
>first thing I've looked forward to in weeks because I get to miss school
>I would literally rather have my appendix taken out than go to class
>not letting it erupt inside you and kill you
why are you even here faggot
>>35098309
I wish it would burst but I don't want to destroy the lives of everybody that for some reason cares about me
>be 12
>broke my left radial head in my arm
>had to have 3 surgeries on it.
>be 16, start complaining about my arm in pain
>go thru a totally unnecessary surgery so they can remove cartilage
>only reason i did it was to get off school and a 1.5l bottle of codeine every month for 4 months.
Like, there might of beena problem I doubt the doctor would do it if he didnt see anything wrong with the xrays but i have a high pain tolerance
Just start a business. Become an entrepreneur.
>>35098249
Just eat my ass. Let me cum on your face.
>>35098249
Do I look black enough for that kind of feat?
>>35098266
10/10/10/10 literary fucking masterwork post
>be 27 year old virgin
>get tired of it, don't want to die a wiz
>get hooker
>she's a qt
>she gives me a blowjob and it felt like the best thing ever
>the only thing i could think of is saving up more for another go
>a few days pass
>get these weird warts on my dick
>tfw don't have health insurance and my job doesn't give it
>make too much for medicaid
>dick and balls hurt bad
>pissing feels like I'm pissing lava
>my stomach hurts
>>35098246
Conragtulations on your first STD
>>35098246
>reading this
>damnitfeelsgoodtobeawizza.arc
>>35098246
Welp, it is time to go to somewhere like Planned Parenthood, retarded. They can probably help you out. Also just use scissors to chop the warts off.
Why does it seem like so many people seperate sex and love in their minds?
because you can have sex with people that you don't love retard
>>35098272
Fucking normalfag shit.
Be honest, is there any point in not dying?
Looks pretty long to me.
>>35098224
I mean, that's clearly an implant/false dick for a FtM tranny but even if it weren't, the hair wouldn't matter when condoms exist.
This guy grabs your ass, gives you a turtle, and tells you he'll give you a gf if you vote for him in 2020. Wat do?
>bush family
Fuck no.
>>35098182
I tell him I will vote for him, then ensure that at some point in the future I get interviewed on camera making fun of him and saying a rival candidate's political slogan.
>>35098182
Hit him in the face with the turtle.