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have a girl make fun of you for fapping. it worked for me. i had a friend's mom make fun of me calling me a fag, and i had a stacey say your 28 and still fap.

>>35107997
only works if you care about being a normie

>used to fap all the time, couldn't force myself not to fap for even a week
>one time sex with a 9/10
I haven't fapped for 2 months. Now I'm just cumming in my sleep.

>>35107907
cigarettes suck
weeds pretty cool though

Why do you think I smoke so much?

>>35108273
Weed just makes you a retard and smell bad, cigs make you look cool and smell bad.

Cigs = objectively better than the dork substance known as weed.

6'5'' tall
220lbs by the way

>>35107904

yeah you look normal.

your shirt is one size too small for you, change your shirt into a bigger one and go out and have fun.

>first time was last weekend
>no condom and a week+ of nofap
It actually felt pretty good but nothing like a good fap. Still the whole sex experience (hearing her moan, tasting her body, etc) is great. I'm kinda scared she'll end up pregnant though. In hindsight it was an incredibly stupid move. A night of passion is not worth an unplanned child.

>>35107834
Well if you at least got it with a girl with a condom on, your not a big a loser on most people on this board.
Though once you are sure she's not diseased then you need to smash her naturally.

Virginity is less about the physical act, and more about having the social ability to convince a woman to sleep with you.

>>35107752
"You need to adjust your attitude"
Yeah how about I adjust your neck by a couple radians

>>35107752
>>35107917
YOU GOTTA BE ENGAGED

WE'RE A TEAM

>>35107752
Don't worry, your jorb will be automated.

i quit drinking. i realized that i might feel slightly less shitty if i treated myself better. so i'm trying to force myself to be social by getting back into 12 step meetings
it's only day 3 back from another relapse. things are slightly improved yet here i am alone again on a Friday night without beer to fall back on

I only smoke weed and drink when I'm with my girlfriend.

Usually I can just enjoy life for what it is.

by doing the virgin sacrifice

>>35107712
what is this shit?

odicknal

We all grow up Anon. Eventually we stop caring what trap lovers have to say

>>35108006

just looking around, /r9k/ feels too juvenile for me

somehow I don't mind /pol/

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>>35107618
I can't take you seriously with that pic op, you look like a rejected nick jr character
top fucking kek

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Kinda surprised r9k has nothing to say about this

>>35108427
Just like finding a job, networking is a common way for normies to find a partner.

Is it really that surprising that most of us here have a hard time finding meaningful work or relationships?

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>>35107572
Happens to me when I see really nice cars or homes too. Things that are forever out of reach because you're not good enough for them. It hurts.

They will give you the psychological rundown and help you figure that answer out >>>/adv/

>>35107676
Really? That somehow makes me feel a little better.

I just stopped giving a shit and let myself go. Now I wait for death.

Both genders have a wall, it's just women's only asset is their youth and looks

>i went out to the bar with a friend
>he cockblocked me so bad
>i was expected him to help me out
>years later i got into a car accident
>i told him if he didn't cockblock me then i would of gave away his numbers to girls

>go out "friends" already inside
>find people i know stand with them
>Some manlet starts getting in my face,tell him to piss off autistically
>Few minutes later security lads fuck off
>manlet punches me I punch him backk and then get jumped by about 6
>some lads tell me to stand with them eventually the gang pisses off and I dont get too badly hurt
>Doors closed when I get back into lne
>people I knew pissed off
This is why I don't try anymore

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>>35107421
no one wants to hear your inane garbage, normalscum.

>>35107419
Diogenes was the original NEET.

God the creator is the original neet.

Man I want to join the navy, get in shape, learn discipline, and be fit. But I also want to just move far away (in ShitCal) and just get a decent job that allows me to get married and raise a family while also being fit and everything.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm torn between seeking accomplishment and happiness.

>>35107480
He even BTFOd alexander the wagecuck

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>>35107399
Hah, think again.

Beaten by ten times OP.

>>35107898
ur waifu a SHlT

>>35107383
>age 13

PEDOS OUT OUT OUT FUCK YOU FUCK OFF THIS IS NOT PEDO BOARD FUCK OFF KILL YOURSELF FUCK OFF PEDO PEDO PEDO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35107431
THE AVATAR LOOKS LIKE 12 YOU RICARDO RETARDO, THE PERSON IS 19