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Guys, does anyone else have this wierd mental illness I have? Every now and again, I feel this wierd pressure on my brain and I get a headache and go on shitposting incoherant rants, usually about nationalism or history. Like, I read my posts back to myself and think "what the fuck was I on about"? Please does anyone else get this and how do I get rid of it.

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ok, story time dear robots

>be me
>be today
>have two female friends
>both are 8/10
>we go to the river to swim, it's summer here in argentinastan anyway
>have fun goofing around in the water
>we go back to friend's house
>"hey anon the river's kind of muddy, how about we take a quick shower the three of us together?"
>"s-sure"
>logically we're all still wearin our swimsuits
>showering, mental capacity is all taken up by trying to not get a boner
>occasionaly makes jokes to lighten the mood
>"heh this is just like that german porno"
>they laugh sincerelly, at least i'm not that autistic
>"anon you wouldn't mind if we take our bras off, right"
>"sure, why not, boobs are just fat and male and female nipples are the same"
>holy hell those are some nice titties
>keep in mind both friends have BFs, and they are also good friends of mine
>my brain is trying really really hard to not get a boner
>luckily i don't get one
>automatically enter shy fedorafag autismo mode, try not looking at the tits and just stare at the wall instead
>"hah anon are you a fag? how can you not look at our tits"
>"i-it's just a uhh s-sign of respect"
>"it's alright anon we took our bras off for a reason, we wouldn't mind if ou took your pants off"
>"heh, n-naw, it's alright"
>finally get out of shower after 10 minutes of advanced autism
>go home like a little bitch

at least i can brag i've had a shower with two topless hotties, r-right?

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>"Anon you look so sad, you some of my of my tart? its really sweet!!"

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominante gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they kan do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bich to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

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How long until burger slaves get replaced by machines? They messed up another order. All the shit was cold. It's like 7 dollars for a big mac, it's a scam on theater popcorn tier. Afraid they spit in it since mum complained about order and I heard from 4chan they spit in the food if you do that. Fucking monkeys want 18 dollars an hour and can't even stack a burger. A 3 year old playing leapster can stack a burger. I can't wait until Mcdonalds is a vending machine and you get a 100% perfect burger each time.

>inb4 hurr i spit in ur burger haha op btfo
Just proving what savages burger cucks actually are.

>inb4 hurr get minimum wage get minimum effort
Try proving you deserve more but you can't because you're a fucking burger monkey can't even stack a burger.

Don't even give good toys out anymore.

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Daily reminder to robots that Aryan blonde women are the best and most sought after women in the world, anything else is settling

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>tfw not even my family cares about me

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Dear robots,

This is your daily reminder to not use a tooth brush that hasn't been approved by the American dental association. Always look for the ADA logo on tooth brush packaging before making your purchase.

Happy regards,

Helper

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I like guys who fit the 'bara' definition: muscly, burly, stocky. I don't mind a bit of a belly, either. And I also like blue eyes, and fair/bond hair. Which makes it hard for me, since I'm not blue-eyed or blond or even especially attractive (if at all), and those features are considered the cream of the crop.

Should I just kill myself, Robots? I know I'll probably never catch the interest of anyone similar to what I mentioned, and there is no point in settling: I've settled all my life, and I'd be miserable being with someone to whom I wasn't physically attracted to.

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whats the cheapest country to get a beard transplant in? 7000$ here

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Why do Mexicans not like San Diego as much as they like Los Angeles? Ive heard SD is a white people paradise, but it's close to Mexico

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the crabe

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>>35108882
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Continuing last thread.
Hello Robots.

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US.

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Why do you hate tying up women?

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When did you realize you are starved for physical contact with women?

>be me
>yesterday
>see grill i'm friends with
>sit at table with her
>she keeps playfully tapping my arm
>the more she does it i can feel blood rushing to my dick
>i'm becoming sexually aroused by arm tapping
>tfw if she hadn't got distracted and stopped i would've been rocking a full boner