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fucking Nvidia
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>>35111602
>put all your money into one stock after it has a huge run up
>buy high sell low
>bitch about it like it's not your fault
fucking retard
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>>35111602
>investing more than 5% of your total portfolio in any one company
this is how I know you're not even 20 yet
I'm not sure if I'm genuinely trolling, or just retarded a lot of the time anymore.
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>>35111581
Genuinely trolling and genuinely being retarded are not at all mutually exclusive
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>>35111621
The worrisome part is. What if I'm just being retarded and covering it up with trolling meaning I might be more retarded than troll. If you were a troll the retarded part is just ironic. Ironic not like factual retardation.
Am drunkfirst time properlu drunk finally found a way to found a way to be happy
bought a bottle of bushmills and have gone through a 3rd of the bottle in a couple of hours
i can finally ffeel good and happy
im not even worried about work tomorrow or worried about anything
listennig to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo4frJc7QaQ
prehaps this is it
i finALLY FOund a way to be happy
dont even care about typos
just dont care amymore
msaybre courage for tonight orm orning
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>>35111545
haha wow we can really tell you're drunk from the meme typing
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>>35111571
like i give a fuck about you cunt
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You all are slaves of desire. And you will forever rot in misery. You will forever stay addicted to worldly objects and lust. You will forever stay addicted to fapping. Your face will always be acne ridden, you will bald early, and you will die a premature death with alzheimers.
Just the way it is.
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>>35111339
T. The idiot who just started nofap for a week or two and made a thread about it earlier
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>>35111339
why do you have a picture of my prophet anon?
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tfw you just left the psych ward and your voucher for free antidepressants is useless because the physician's assistant signed it, not the doctor who is required.
What's a missed dose or two while they sort it out, amirite?
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>>35111295
Those meds can't be worth much if you ended up in a psych ward in the first place.
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>>35111349
>implying
untreated major depression, ADD, and NPD for dayzzzzzzzzz son
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>>35111367
stay on their ass until you get your script anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5QkMgqh8xc
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Do you think we could ever be happy normies, if we really tried?
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>>35111281
sure, but that just means you were never a robot in the first place.
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Normies, yeah, but not happy.
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enough of this fucking normie/fembot shit.
/r9k/ is a board only for robots.
robots are the ones who created this board, and they are the ones who will forever hold this board.
women cannot be robots because they cannot suffer at the same scale as we can. they havent been ditched by society as much as we can.
continuing on comrade vlad's posts.
plans to destroy the fembots present here.
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>>35111248
We've lost the board to the neurotypicals.
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>>35111300
No we haven't, brother.
We are outcasts, however we should not deny that.
We will not stand for this oppression of our last safe haven.
Society despises us, normies despise us, females despise us.
This is the only place where we can be free of judgement, yet they come here and ruin it for us too.
Every method of resistance is a method of resistance in the least.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oldbots, grandpas, wizards. 25+
did your will to live go up or down this week?
what do you know today that you didn't know last week?
what is the best flavor of four loko?
have you ever seen c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate?
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>did your will to live go up or down this week?
Up. I started my new job this week
>what do you know today that you didn't know last week?
Hospitals are not nearly as secure as I thought they'd be
>what is the best flavor of four loko?
Purple
>have you ever seen c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate?
I have not
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>>35111247
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>did your will to live go up or down this week?
IDK. Stayed the same.
>what do you know today that you didn't know last week?
A bigger battery is better
>what is the best flavor of four loko?
I dont drink four loco. That stuff is garbage. Drank a very nice beer i havent tried before. Hitachino Nest Saison Du Japon
>have you ever seen c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate?
Bladerunner was ok I guess.
I tried to fit in with normies and it just made me feel even worse and more alone
i have no idea why I tried. Social contact isn't for me
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>>35111179
How old are you? Surely you would've figured this out a long time ago (assuming you're not some teenager).
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>>35111212
I mean I'm 19 at uni. I somewhat accepted not fitting in at all the last months, but I decided to try again. I thought at worst I'd just have my view confirmed but it also made me feel really bad for some reason
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>>35111338
Just find the other autists and accept your status.
Have weird parties with fat girls. Not so bad. Normies are boring as fuck anyway.
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>you'll never suck your favourite Jewtuber's tits
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>>35111156
too bad agathas face isnt even shaped like that. stop trying to soil her sweet innocence. shed never even consider doing such a thing
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>>35111156
well, good. My favorite youtuber is vinny from vinesauce and as much as I like him I wouldn't want to put his pepperoni nipples in my mouth
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>>35111156
way too healthy to be saggy aggy
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>be 18
>On some shitty church retreat
>Other people there seem nice
>They keep talking about group chat every 5 seconds like autists
>Group chat? Group chat? Group chat?! Ahahaha did you see that funny thing on group chat?
>No one sits next to me on bus
>Start blasting loud nigra and the meat spin song
>Later we are at the dorm
>We are all talking
>Random jackass tells me to shut up
>Adult tells us all its lights out
>Lights turn off
>Blast loud nigra one last time for fun
>They all laugh
>Adult gets mad
>They all say they are moving to group chat via texting
>Ask for the number
>Here anon it's xxx-xxx-xxxx
>Sorry but this number is a land line
(I think they heard me muttering to myself about a beta uprising and me wanting them to die)
>Air vent goes on
>Want to break the ice
>Are we being gassed?
>Awkward silence
>BABY YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY
Then the next day the faggot starts going p- please don't mess with that number it's my h-houses land line
That kid was Lucky I didn't keep the number in my text history
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>blasted loud nigra because no one sat next to you
Anon you fucking what?
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Not sure what's more autistic, "group chat" or the fact that you thought blasting meat spit after making a Holocaust joke at a fucking church retreat was a good idea
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>are we being gassed
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If you're feeling sad, lonely and are depressed about no gf, just have a wank. You'll feel a lot better afterwards, I promise.
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My dick hurts already.
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>>35110900
pussh through
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Had my sixth fap today. My dick is as shrivelled as it can possibly be for now. It's essentially trying to get from away me.
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Serious question:
Does anyone else use their fingers to get poop out of their ass when it won't come out easily. I've been doing this for years.
Pic unrelated
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>>35110839
yes. try squatting (toilet rim up) when you relieve yourself.
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>>35110839
I used to do this but then I left home to live in a hostel for a while so I was forced stop, and have to get used to that feeling of not having pooped completely.
I live by myself now but I haven't gone back to my old ways.
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Is being born autistic the worst fate?
>women won't come near you
>your parents think you're a freak
>jobs are extremely hard to gain
>nobody feels bad for you like they would a literal retard or something like that
>you are essentially a perpetual nobody
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This is what I'm talking about
Zero fucking replies
It's like being autistic gives off an ethereal repulsive aura
Even on an anonymous website, nobody fucking comes near me
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>>35110894
I understand what you mean, even when I join chatrooms, discord and the like that claim to be "for robots by robots" I quickly realize that I am better off by myself then clinging onto the little social response that I get which is almost always negative or just being brushed aside.
>it's a normie posts about his gf and job thread
how do these people even find /r9k/?
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>>35110732
let's hope its just randomly coming across it and then they leave and never come back
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The majority of this board are normies. It was a better board before you neets took over.