rape = funny
>>35114436
lmao!
coke
coca cols
cu
>>35114436
rape = coca cola
is it because the normies that infest /r9k are out partying and having degenerate sex?
It's saturday morning here, I have to go to college T_T
because normies are the biggest "contributors" of the board and in most places, they are sleeping or partying.
>>35114382
Where the fuck do you live, nigger?
Would you rather have a Jomon or Yayoi gf?
>>35114337
>Would you rather have a Jomon or Yayoi gf?
yayoi people are more wealthy and cool
>>35114337
Jomon are qt as fuck and rare
>>35114337
A what?
one on left looks better btw
Where are all of the goth chicks at on this board?
>>35114279
>Chicks
>4chan
>r9k
>>35114323
>>35113565
in this thread here
>>35114343
>traps
'No'
Whatchu eating?
On the left: Buffalo Chicken Wings
On the right: Chef's special sauce. It's a dip for the wings.
>>35114109
Why does the dip look like a steamed milk tortilla?
>>35114132
Ive got no clue what it is but it tastes alright. it has some sort of herb in it which cant be seen because of the flash.
>>35114109
at first i thought that its a before and after picture where you ate the bones too
Where do I find cute girls that look like this?
2-D? Intranets
>>35114091
Back in 2010 where they fucking belong
>>35114091
Mall corners
>the first gta 5 trailer came out 5 years ago
>>35113503
why dont you try this pic anon
>>35113503
>Halo 3 came out a decade ago
>custom games and forge took up a large portion of your time a decade ago
>if feels like I created my Gmail account just yesterday
>I created it on 11/3/10, almost 6.5 years ago
>I'm as far away from the creation of my Gmail account as my Gmail account is from the creation of Gmail itself
>this video is 10 years old https://youtu.be/wKsoXHYICqU
>windows Vista is 10 years old
>the Nintendo DS is over ten years old
>it was about 10 years ago that me and my sisters all got the original, fat Nintendo DSes at Christmas as my grandparents house
If you had the opportunity to lose your virginity to a girl that is not a hooker would you do it? Or do you think you would mess it up? I had a dream that I was in a room with a girl that wanted to have sex with me but I said no, and then I remember jerking off in the dream in some crowed bar later. If I ever had the opportunity to have sex I'm not sure what I would do, I'd probably be too nervous to speak.
I think I know the broad on the right, post more please. Yes, I'd do it no matter what.
>>35113493
I have no more pictures, it's just a random photo I found online.
ask an anon on 700mg + 5-htp rn anything
or post your own deliriant experiences, i promise i will respond
>>35113453
How do you like your unenjoyable high and certain brain damage?
>>35113487
>Have insane delusions & daydreams for 6 hours
>crash out for 12 hours and have long vivid lucid dreams most of the night
a lot desu
physical effects suck though
I'll kill myself sooner or later so the brain damage doesn't bother me
Why can't girls with small tits satisfy me anymore? It's literally pathetic that girls smaller than a c cup even call themselves women.
I literally HATE women with small or non-existent tits. It's hilarious watching them actually try to compete with real females. And no, fake tits aren't attractive, and I can see your scars and feel the silicon.
Is this what girls feel about manlets?
>inb4 off-topic
it's sexual fitness
I fuck with lolis so I dont care about small tits and ass.
I actually love someone, and they are pretty flat in the front and the back.
It has its own charm.
AA-C are my ideal sizes.
I am truly alone. The closest thing I had to someone who understood me is dead now because of me; he was a robot too. I have to deal with people everyday who don't understand a word I say even though I'm speaking plain english. Did I mention I'm schizo and have people constantly talking to me through the tv to insult me? I've even overheard from my small group friends that they don't like me much. Everything keeps telling me I'm in hell, but how do I escape? I've jumped off a 100ft bridge and survived. I ran head first into a car going 80 on the highway and here I am. I just want an end to this miserable existence.
>>35113354
Find a better way to kill yourself or get loaded on medicine I don't know man your life sounds shitty that's all I can say
>ran head first into a car going 80
Holy shit your insurance must suck now
>>35113435
I don't have car insurance and my health insurance wouldn't cover it so it got paid through charity care
>my shift ends at 5pm
>someone is supposed to take over
>17 minutes waiting
>hear that the person is late but nobody told me
>ask people in charge if I can leave
>they tell me to wait
>18 minutes later I finally get to leave
>they didn't even ask if I could stay
Showing up to work 35 minutes late tomorrow or not at all. Stupid fucking normies.
>Wagecucks are actually asleep
>>35113311
How much money do you make, Anon?
Being a wage cuck for less than $20 is ridiculous unless you're going to school or something.
Tfw piece of shit dogger was making noise at 8am inna morning just as i was about to get ready to have a quick fap
Jesus goddamn christ really
This is now a hikki blogposting thread btw
Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
fucking damnit
>he doesn't know the DELETE THIS trick
>>35113325
You know I use to be able to sage my posts when I created an OP
Now it doesn't let me do it, wtf 4chan
"Anon, stop undressing me with your eyes. You male pigs are all the same! I'm talking to Carla in HR about your misogynistic behavior."
wat do?
>>35113030
>wat do?
rape diane
>>35113030
...
oh sorry...
*walks away*
>>35113030
fine ill leave you alone, as long as you show me your penis.
>start talking to girl
>first date went ok, kissed her once (peck)
>second date on valtentines day, went awesome, we made out.
>third date we made out more
>fourth date we hang out for like 15 hours, go on a hike then back to my house for lotr and chill
>fifth date is where i fuck up, we go to a party and i get too sloshed. i end up acting like a lil bitch and throwing up in the bathroom and passing out on the couch instead of cuddling with her.
>she hasn't texted me since sunday
>mfw i've sent her so many desperate sounding texts, the most recent of which was so embarrassing that i am currently hiding my phone and wont look at it for like 12 hours
>>35113012
if youre under 18 please leave the board
>>35113020
im 19, will be 20 in may
>>35113012
Damn, that sucks. I have a weak stomach when it comes to liquor