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Just finished watching the movie passengers,
The movie was ok and I ended up crying so hard and now my eyes are puffy and red because I cried so hard.
I think I been alone so long that I forgot about the idea of someone being with me, really funny that chris pratt is alone for a year and considers killing himself.
ONE FUCKING YEAR of being alone and that guy was about to kill himself.
Is 21 too late to fix a kissless virgin NEET's life?
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>>35116873
>watching norman hollywood movies
into the trash you go
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>>35116873
I feel with you anon
argiono
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>>35116873
My dad got married at 35, don't worry about being too old yet.
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>start reading New Yorker article on Stoicism
>only on first paragraph
>author mentions she has a boyfriend
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>>35116845
You realize the New Yorker is a more subtle Onion right?
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>>35116845
So? Marcus Aurelius was the emperor of the known universe and it didn't stop him :)
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sdob masserbade :-DDD
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>>35116616
masderbade is for blebs
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>>35116616
fugg you, id beels good on a benis :DDDD
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blease dont call me bleb for jagging it
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Does anyone else unironically "REEE" when normies try to feed you?
Iv been loosing weight by starving and training, and now i cant even meet my family without them shaming me and bein passive agressiv about it...
>pic boyfriend
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>boyfriend
OUT ROASTIE WHORE.
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is there something in his eye, why is he pulling that stupid face? At any rate, starving and exercise is a stupid combination, you're setting yourself up for failure and health issues.
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Why are betas called betas and not omegas?
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>>35116513
Omegas are people like Chris-chan, most of /r9k/ isn't that bad
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>>35116513
Because betas are the second lines of wolves in charge of a pack while alpha is the lider, of course this is a serious tool for animal researches that should'n be extrapolated to humans because whe are more complicated.
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>>35116513
This is how it should be:
>alphas: Chads and Stacies
>betas: semi-Chads and semi-Stacies, maybe some very successful cyborgs
>gammas: normies and successful cyborgs
>deltas: cyborgs and failed normies
>epsilons: robots
>omegas: true robots
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who here /up late and want to die/ here
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It's almost 5 where I am. I don't know why but I keep doing this.
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>>35116302
OP here, ive been drinking since 6pm yesterday
i struggled to make that post
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Here man
Another day of doing nothing productive
Wanna go out on a motorcycle ride, it's cool out but I dunno...
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>Receptionist comes into the surgery
>Has been invited on an exotic cruise with her friends
>Would have to pay for her own ticket, and can't afford it
>Wants me to give her some overtime
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
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Haven't seen this one in a while origami
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>>35116024
Wait 8 minutes and there'll be another one.
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>hung himself
Could they get him enough morphine?
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For 10 million dollars a month, would you let a man fuck your gf/wife every day while you watch?
50 million a month if he's black
And no, you can't pocket the money and run. You're committed to this relationship and can't see other girls for the remainder of your life.
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I don't have a gf/wife
which board do you think you are on?
and yeah, I would be fine with that, give me the 50 million
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I don't have one but if I did absolutely.
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Nope if i had a gf/wife I'd hate to see them with another man regardless of the money.
Plus i already have quite a bit of money around a mil and i never spend it I'm too dead inside
I love being Australian. Especially in this day and age.
Finally, with the protection of the internet, we can assume our role as the dominate country. We can banter the shit out of internet users, emotionally torment them, even shitpost and there is nothing they can do about it and Americans will never have a chance to post as slick as us.
For example, a yank filed for a mod to delete the thread a little over a year ago when he discovered I was shitposting. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me typing shit on the keyboard, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to bait others. I continued to shitpost with my blacked keyboard for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while he was home. He had to listen to us shitposting and me getting pleased by a superior massive (You) while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a ban. Under advice of mods, I cleaned out our joint (You) account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford a competent ban appeal.
Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of the memes he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 neetbux a month in meme support, 3,725 tendies a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being a cunt. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :^)
He whined like a little cunt to the mod, claiming he had to get a mate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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Wasnt green text didn't read
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>>35115941
spicy boii
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I want to eat but I would have to get from bed, what should I do?
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>>35115918
Drink your own piss in order to survive
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Stop eating you fat frog posting fuck
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>>35115988
But I last ate 10 hours ago. My tummy is making the rumblies that only tendies can satisfy.
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lets sort out this talk that goes around behind our back.
Also, general Swede thread
Valkomna in i varmen!
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>>35115861
Fuck off swede isn't an original statement.
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>>35115861
This isn't /int/, we don't need country threads. And yes the fucking britfeel threads are cancer as well. knulla av.
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>>35116093
What do you mean? Which threads do you need then?
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>tfw robot bf
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well good for u. i would like a fembot gf one day
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>>35115867
>fembot gf
disgusting
>>>/s/traight
this thread is not for you
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>Anon, why do you have a sculpture of Hilary Clinton in your closet made out of faeces? They're not YOUR faeces, are they?
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>>35115707
>faeces
which shithole country are you from
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>>35115707
Would it be better if it was someone else's?
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>>35115729
>not rigging their house's sewer lines to run into trash can where you can collect their shit directly for your sculpture
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>feel when I hear songs about being heart broken
>feel when I see old couples
>feel when I think about how lonely I am
Why must I have all these fucking feels man?
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>>35115625
Memories do it for me. Thinking back to old conversations, or people you knew. Stuff you did as a kid, or doing stuff with your parents, like when they'd buy you a toy you really wanted.
Memories serve no useful purpose, they only hurt. Nostalgia is always a bitter, depressing feeling. Memories are only there to remind you of times that you can't get back and you can't even erase them. You're stuck with thoughts you don't want until you die.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ASbyCcRDTo
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>>35115625
I couldn't read a book today for the exact same reason. Pathetic.
What's it like having a girlfriend?
What's it like being normal?
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>>35115567
>What's it's like having a girlfriend?
It's alright. It's kind annoying sometimes, but it's worth it.
>What's it like being normal?
Depends on how normal you consider normal to be.
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Normal isn't really a thing. Everyone is a few degrees from the idealised version of normal. Robots are just more degrees away than most.
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>>35115567
Imagine all of the problems you're dealing with now but instead you now have another person you have to worry about and their problems while trading off affection to one another. Expect it to be symbiotic you're both parasites leeching off each other and the result is either good or bad leading to a long/short relationship. Cuddling in bed or after sex is the most rewarding thing you could feel. Did you know you produce oxytocine when you're in love and when you break up you go through withdrawals? You also do stuff together like hobbies. If she's clingy you do nothing at all. Sometimes you'll feel like she loves you and other times you won't.