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Does talking to a friend make you feel better when you're sad?
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>>35119020
Yes you spazzo fucking hell
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sometimes. Sometimes it makes me feel worse if they are better off than I am. It takes your mind off your problems though
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a good friend will make you feel better by talking.
in fact, thats how you even know you have a good friend on your hands.

if you're talking to someone and they make you feel like shit because of their sweet hot streak they're on right now, it was intentional, they don't give a shit about you.

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>tfw mutt
>want to evolve
>don't want to stain white gene pool with my shitskin genes
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>>35118569
Can you give me your a/s/l please.
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>>35118569
youre not black stop acting like it
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>>35118569
There's always adoption

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Can I still become a wizard if I once kissed a qt azn girl while badly drunk?
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>>35118420
Can gays still be robots?
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>>35119396


Gays should be exterminated.
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>>35118420
Becoming a wizard is all about dedication, study, and perseverence. Will to power, fgt.

I love being an above average looking man. Especially in this day and age.

Finally, with the corruption of society, I can assume my role as the alpha male. All of my colleagues are beta cucks, and even if they're chads physically, they're not 6 feet tall like me.

For example, my cuck friend filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was banging his girlfriend. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking his wife, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to spout anything else than typical beta whining about how he loved his wife and how I was a terrible person. I continued to sleep with his wife for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while he was home. He had to listen to us fucking and his wife getting pleased by a superior chad cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I let his wife clean out his joint checking account and froze it and froze his credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, his wife was awarded full owenership of the house, kustody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for taking advantage of a broken society. Meanwhile, I married her, assumed custody of (my) his kids, and moved out with her to San Fransisco where I can continue to cuck Betas and fuck their girlfriends/wives. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay his wife what he owes her (Little does he know she just gives the money to me). So pathetick.
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>He's only 6 foot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, epic role playing there, King of Manlets
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I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing that.
It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "shill" or "8gag detected" or "reddit detected".
What's the pay off in pretending to be stupid, don't you realize how destructive that is to threads? I will never understand this behavior, this is one of the few places you have anonymity and don't need to try to save face when you make a mistake yet people abuse that liberty so harshly. You also have the freedom to reply to who you wish, ignore who you wish, and discuss almost anything, if someone makes a thread on a game that you don't like you could just hide it, if you get jealous they have their own thread you can just create your own for a game or topic you like. I don't understand why people instead pick the easier route and just choose to act foolish, destroying other peoples threads, and not making posts about things they care about instead. I just don't get it.

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>"Hey girls look its anon, hahah why are you blushing so much...Anon doesnt know how to talk to girls, SAD!!"
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this comment is original tm
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>>35118337
elliot did nothing wrong

they did it to themselves
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>>35119127
qft fellow robie

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Whats the point of being in a relationship with a women?

>hideous without make up
>dont do shit
>whine and complain
>likely to cheat on you
>if you get married 80% of the time women are the ones who apply for divorce
>you have to do all the work
>vapid and attention seeking
>literally only value is the wet hole between their legs
>incredibly likely to have herpes, HPV or chlamydia

Seriously what is the point? i dont understand you guys they're ugly, boring and manipulative whilst videogames and fopping are fun and easy.
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>>35118305
I agree with you OP. The majority of posters on this board pretend to be emotionally devoid robots, whilst being simultaneously desperate for female affection. It's a strange, unspoken hypocrisy
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>>35118305
Sounds like you've had some bad experiences with women OP.

If this has happened to you multiple times, maybe its not the womens fault.
Ever considered that you might just be a shitty person?
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>>35118379
there's a billion other possibilities yet you came to that one.

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>tfw make typos in my post because I'm too tall (5'6") and my boobs are too small (32B)
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wow it's not like you've posted this multiple times!
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>>35117841
Stop trying to turn this into a popular copypasta you autist

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Hey pals. Yesterday I started skating and I think it is fun. I already met a friend who was also a beginner and I had a lot of fun learning to skate. I can now kind of ollie. I got pretty badly hurt so I probably won't be skating today, but I'll be back to the skatepark soon. Why don't you guys skate?
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I dont want to go to a skatepark because there are only 15 year olds.
And every one of them is a better skater than me.

I have a 2 skateboards and 2 decks lying around though
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>>35117550

Because it fucked up my lower back pretty bad, and my right knee fairs up every-time I pump because of an accident when I was young.

It's not even that fun anyway. Expensive to buy the boards, painful when you call off, and the only people who admire it are other kids at the skatepark, everyone else thinks your wasting your time and does not respect it.
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>>35117550
But I do anon

oregano

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Pepesnap...ayyy
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Wow I keep seeing this antisemitic frog posted here, is /r9k/ a fascist message board?
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>>35117545
Shut your ugly face mate

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I need your honest opinions guys,

I want to start gaming again and currently only have a laptop which is incapable of running anything worth playing. I want to build a PC but really don't know where to start and feel that getting a PS4 would be cheaper and easier.

What do you guys think? Also how much would I have to spend on rig to play most new games on high settings?
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>>35117294
Kek! That t-shirt tho. Oh, gg.
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This is relevant to me originalio bump
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>>35117294
logicalincrements.com
buildapc.com

Logical increments has contact info to people who can help you choose parts, other than that its probably best to go to /diy/ /g/ or maybe /v/

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>my first phone came out 11 years ago
>my first computer came out 10 years ago
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>>35117221
Ten years ago? How fucking old are you, man? Like, 15?
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>>35117242
I'm originally 21.
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>his first phone is older than his computer
underage b8

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Tfw mom caught you smoking :(

I feel like such a disappointment
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>*places a flower besides the dead thread*
''You shouldn't have been in the first place.''
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>tfw mom encourages me smoking
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>>35118515
my mom does that. She also wants me to get her weed.

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I'm going to come here, just because this is where I've always come, I get a sense of belonging here. I'm not fucking attention-whoring, I don't even know if this is going to go anywhere or anyone has a fucking clue, but I sure don't.

My uncle died of a heroin overdose. He was 41, I'm currently 19, and I've never had to confront the concept of death before.

I hear he was a good man from my grandparents, how he was always such a loving, caring boy in his youth, through his teens and as an adult. He got married fairly young, he had two kids, both boys. Neither him or his wife were very bright, admittedly, so he was working really long hours to take care of the four of them. His wife wanted him to spend more time with the kids, but he had barely any time to. I would have been too young to know the details, but they would always argue and couldn't compromise, so eventually she left him and took the two kids, and he lost his job as a chef soon after. He was in grief over the whole thing, from what I hear anyway, I would have been 6. One of his mates offered him heroin, to help deal with it.

He spent 13 years in and out of jail trying to get off of the shit. He would always tell my grandparents how much he loved them in his letters, how he was going to get off of it for good this time, but he couldn't seem to ever find the strength. Without his kids I could imagine why. I got to see him occasionally, when I was a little older, he was a riot. We got to play chess a lot, it's what he did to fill the time. I'm only hearing now that he would always ask about me, when I'd be next over, if I was still playing chess. Maybe it's because I was the only boy he got with his two gone, I would guess, but I never got the chance to ask him.

And then one day, out of the blue, I get a text that he OD'ed, and my grandparents were off to the polis station to identify the body. No warning, just gone.

How do you deal with someone dying?
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>>35117155
Give me some life-experience, some advice or anything, robots. I'd appreciate it.

I drank an inhuman amount of coffee, punched a hole in my wall and bled across my keys as I typed that. This is stupid, and exactly how you're not supposed to deal with grief.
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>>35117155
>your parents let you hang out with a heroin addict because "family"
Perhaps take up heroin to deal with your grief.
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>>35117189
Sometimes he would be feeling much better, he could manage a couple of months off of the shit. There were better and worse times to visit him.

Don't be a dick, Anon.

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Asian grils reaction gifs or pics
JUST POST EM I NEED THEM
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Do you have pics of their foot reactions? Asian girls show slot of emotions through their feet
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My feet are firmly screwed to the floor.

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guys started watching it at episode 9 the fireworks one were both guys get the girl should i just stop here dunno if it as happy ending or not dont think i could take them feels if it ends sad but i feel it will please no spoilers
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It more or less ends ambivalently. Don't expect any kissing any time soon because Satou is a fag.
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>>35116994
what he is a real fag or just a robot who wants to kiss but to shy to

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