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For the first time I've now spent 24 hours in front of my computer.
What's your personal record and what will happen if I continue like this?
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How do you piss into a bottle without spilling?
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Bumping my thread is my favorite thing..
Giving it bumps and making it happy
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>>35121305
With or without a break for using the bathroom and getting food?
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>fat but too scared/unmotivated to go to gym
>poor, hs dropout
>obviously khhv
>in a shit country
i cant even find a proper way to end it that isnt too expensive
nothing is going right
fuck this
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>>35121275
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
Good luck anon
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>>35121275
How fat? 125 kg to 80 kg at 1.75m here. Lost it by eating less and walking a little thrice a week.
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>>35121357
ive looked through, but i just cant afford anythingi will still find a way
>>35122086
88 at 178, down from 98 this time last year but im not seeing losing the last 20kg
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>>>/wsg/1550071
This makes me so happy.
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>>35121118
Y u shilling? Are the birds comfy
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>exotic birds purposely bred to be mentally ill and have tons of health issues to appeal more to pet owners
>exotic birds being dyed cause 'cute'
If you buy pets you're supporting animal abuse.
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>>35121195
ohk
kse
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has anyone tried calling an irl grill a roastie?
please report your results in this thread. almost did this earlier today but held my tongue.
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>>35121088
yea she was mildly confused and laughed at meit might work if you actually had authority over them
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>>35121088
I once called a girl a sperm receptacle and a whore to her face
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Any tips, recommendations on how to make my handwriting better it's fucking awkward and an awful thing need help robots
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>>35121087
Don't capitalize random words for one
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stop writing fast and think of the future you that has to read your own notes and decipher
you can also print out the alphabet in a font you like and put tracing paper over it XD
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>order something from amazon
>amzl delivery
>ohboy.jpg
>leave $250 headphones sitting outside a large apartment building
>refuse to deliver $10 package unless I call the courier directly to meet up
how fucking hard is it to just deliver things?
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I have no fucking idea what relation those 2 last lines have and I have read that shit over like 5 times.
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>>35121119
amazon logistics is fucking awful and leaves expensive shit lying outside
I had a pair of expensive headphones stolen because the dipshit roastie delivery woman left a big seinheiser box sitting outside my building.
they then refuse to deliver anything unless you fucking sign for it, no matter how small the package is after that
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>>35121168
>they then refuse to deliver anything unless you fucking sign for it, no matter how small the package is after that
okay that makes sense then. amazon delivery doesn't do that in my country that's why I got confused. But delivery people aren't allowed to just leave shit at your door either so there's that. If you are not at home they will come back the next day and the day after and then they put a leaflet in your mailbox telling you to pick it up at a nearby post office or schedule a time where you are at home
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Why aren't you a mutualist? It's the least cucked ideology.
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>>35120985
All ideologies crumble under a push on reality
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>>35120985
>limited by a bunch of retards that I have to "voluntarily" (more like forcefully) cooperate with
I have too much potential to be cucked by cooperating with some useless brainlet fagtards and that ain't no meme. I refuse to cooperate with any of you dipshits.
>finally break down and go looking for a prostitute because can't get a gf
>they all have "no black men" policies
;___;
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>>35120857
Bro, take it from me, don't get on the hooker train. I've wasted almost $1000 in past two months fucking hookers that I immediately regret fucking. A lot of them have the bait and switch, where it is their pics, just really really really good pics. The last one I fucked had great pics, fat ass and plump looking tits. Got there and she was pretty much a junkie with bumps all over and very skinny, still a nice ass though. I'm pretty sure she got addicted in jail from the pics she showed me. Hookers aren't worth ittfw posting this while backpage is open in the other tab :( I hate myself
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Seems really stupid since their entire job depends on them being paid for sex, even if it's with men they don't prefer visually. What's the point of having standards when you sell your body regularly? I also get the whole black men are dangerous meme but actual, std ridden, dangerous niggers would've already violently raped them anyway upon refusal.
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>>35120857
ats racist lol why
Hey, can anyone of you send me the link of that mental disorder test?
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bump
i want too
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>>35120846
it's shit and worseless you faggots
t. have received therapy from my country's public health system for OCD but not matter how many times I try the test I always get "very unlikely" for OCD even before I got help with it.
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>>35121180
i know it aint right but if you got it send it faggot
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Andy sixx comes up to you in a dark alley way. heheh he says, you wanna suck a creamy smelly shit out of my asshole?
Do you do it?
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>>35120766
am I supposed to know who that is?
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>>35120795
Ahhhh /b/ overflow. This is some next level fag terrorism is what this is
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>>35120795
i told you its andy sixx learn to read
>>35120814
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>dicklet
>manlet
>chinlet
>brainlet
what would you do in my situation?
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>>35120740
bump, i want to know what i should do
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>>35120740
I'd buy a chin. Chin implants or bone surgeries are pretty cheap/easy
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>>35120864
i depend on my parents, also they're quite poor.
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>tfw I have an older mommy gf
A blessing and curse at the same time bros.
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>curse
How so?
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>>35120619
Post pics please. C'mon. Don't be shy. Giv us noods and noot noots.
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>>35120619
Go away. You have no right to post here
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How many robots have I interacted with on here who are dead now?
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>>35120322
>he doesn't know we're literal robots
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Don't know but the number of currently dead ones that I've interacted with must be off the charts, because I always egged them on in suicide threads.
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>stepsis stumbled upon the semen siphon
Can life get any better, boys?
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>grandad found the doo-doo dumpster
1up'd you there anon
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>>35120373
>tfw no grandpapa to find my shit statuette
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#operationroastiedeportation
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Reminder:
Hello Robots.
The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.
Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.
Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.
They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.
The time for this has come to an end.
We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.
>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
And remember,
HEIL VLAD!
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>female
what about boipucci
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>>35120155
/r9gay/ isn't worth saving.
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Comrade Vlad will lead us to victory against the roastie menace!
Join us friends, and move forth into the golden age of R9K!