>tfw 1.69
>tfw 15cm dick
>tfw my dick looks big because im a skinny manlet
feels good
>tfw 179 cm
>tfw barely 13 cm dick
Just kill me already
>>35122402
same got 8 inchs look fucking massive
For some reason I only seem to attract girls who self harm that open up to me about their paedophile fathers and ex boyfriend rapists. Most of them were pretty fit too, with the odd exception. Why could this be?
>>35122391
Just because they're family doesn't mean their dad's and uncles don't think they're right fit too.
>>35122391
because you're literally nothing
its like confessing to a priest
or god
theres nothing there
>>35123755
edgy mate
>>35122391
You look fine, but sort of off. Like it gives you a caring look.
The opposite. Post in this thread or your mother will still be alive by tomorrow
>>35122372
my mother was a cunt anyways.
My siblings would be better off living with me.
Look at all the fucking normies in the other thread who don't want their parents dead
>tfw a woman sends you the first message on Tinder and you immediately get a boner
>>35122241
>tfw dominant grill sends first message on tinder but i give up because i can't flirt in my native language
>tfw two different women send you the exact same message and you realise it's a bot
ITT: what you hate to see on tinder profiles
Hey robot9001,
How do you reject sub 9s for being sub 9s without hurting their feelings?
Thanks in advanced!
>>35122225
That's tje best pic I've seen today. Holy shit it's so homoerotic but also so subtle... And the way they are looking at us... So voyeuristic
>>35122225
tell them you're a MGTOW
>>35122225
Rise if you would, for that is our curse of the burst for the Hurst.
Dear /r9k/ I hope you have a great day today. That is all.
>>35122180
thank ewee
>>35122180
I WANT TO FUG THE BUNE
>>35122180
Bune poster??
I missed this guy so much! Absolute mad man!!
Welcome back from your self imposed Bune hiatus
I need a fembot girlfriend. Simple.
Any fembots here want to be my girl? Or at least talk idk.
I'm gonna say I have a lot of things to offer, so yes Im a robot but I am a different one. And I'm kinda cute, not really ugly, so if some fembot is interested, please let me know!
>pic related my face right now waiting for a fembot. I'm a bit tired.
>>35122111
>I'm not like other robots
You're worse than girls pretending to be not like other girls
>>35122111
Are you stupid or what?
I made this thread yesterday, faggot.
SAGE
yo, my dude hmu
Anyone else glad that cunts like Doj, mystery.jpg, Eliza, eggman, Jewbacca, and all of the other cunts have fucked off?
>>35122106
no, it's shit
you're not "preserving the board culture", you're creating a board culture where the report button is a downvote and the content is determined by whoever's best at whining
most don't realize this
>>35122106
Yes, now we have more time for the daily "how will wite bois compete :p" threads.
>>35122106
>jewbacca
10/10. Finally someone else tells it how it is. Fuck that disgusting hairy cunt and her omega fans.
Worst bet that you have ever made ?
>"I bet you won't suck my dick"
>he does
>no homo
>>35122002
>existing might not be so bad, lets give it a shot
>guys hierarchy is basically good
>not the existing hierarchy where academia runs everything though, that's bad, we want a new hierarchy with us at the top
kill me so I don't have to read any more of your awful posts
You're already dead, Anon.
>>35121584
what the fuck did I do when I was alive to deserve this
>>35121660
you didn't be my girlfriend. now you suffer a similar life to know the feel of no gf.
I want to get a different job. I'm currently unhappy with my current job. What would be the best thing to do to transition to a new job?
Work in sales
Hormone replacement therapy is always useful for transitioning.
>>35121575
I'm not very social. I'd prefer a manual labor job or a warehouse job like my current job.
How much would it cost to have a 9/10 prostitute shave my balls, lick them and then give me a blowie?
50p and a Slim Jim wrapper.
343 units of your local curreny
Looks at some local ads and make a couple of calls you retard.
>Clean me up or I beat you up, you weak little faggot.
What do you do?
>>35121473
me onna right lad
>>35121473
Unsheathe my katana and slice her dick off
>>35121483
me on the left pounding you silly lad
Not >Supreme Gentlemen
What does it take to be a gentlemen who is respectful, thoughtful and nore importantly dressed well and can hold their own in a social setting.
How?
>>35121462
Gentlemen don't get pussy. End of
You'll get more action with girls if you don't give a fuck about them.
Treat them like shit. (don't go to far though)
When you're a "gentleman" women will just ignore you.
>>35121521
Are you retarded.
>Beta "nice guy"
high schooler who wears a Fedora and goes around giving politicly-correct compliments while being dresses as a 60 year old sales man.
>a gentleman
confident, wealthy and smart male who shows confidence in being very flirty and polite towards a woman.
>>35121462
no, but gentlemen usually have confidence, which is an attractive trait.
Does anyone else feel like there just wasting their lives away no matter what they do? I constantly do school work and that feels like I'm wasting my life away on it. Even things I used to enjoy like movies makes me feel like I'm wasting my life away. Is this what growing up is like? I'm only 21 and I feel like I'm losing precious time.
>>35121421
I know, its the ultimate trap. Everything is ruined because it feels like i could be doing something more productive.
>>35121421
Yea, I know what you mean. I play in a orchestra and I'm talented but for some reason I just can't bring myself to train like I should.
Same with studying or finding work while studying. I'm not certain if I even find a decent paying job after graduating.