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Come on anon don't kill yourself. Make some fake internet friends.
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>>35126966
Is anyone joining?
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>>35127667
No you faggot why would anyone
How do you smoke robots?
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>>35126914
Like a woman
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>>35126914
I vape
thisisatotallyoriginalpost
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>>35126914
I don't, lung cancer is for faggots.
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ITT: list the reasons why you are a virgin
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1: because l've never had sex
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>>35126713
What is Anthony Keidis doing on a women's soccer team
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>>35126713
Never had the courage to even ask anyone out on a date. I'm just a very nervous person
who wants memes
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>>35126686
This is an 18+ board, kiddo :^)
>>/PBS.com/
>>/disneychannel.com/
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>>35126686
>tfw normans call any image with text on it a mimm
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>>35126686
Come back when you are 18
or at least infect /b/ with your cancer
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How do you think Larry David did in college?
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>>35126531
wtf even Larry David was a Chad
I forgive him since he's one of the funniest people who ever lived
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>>35126531
>mfw seeing that pic
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>>35126499
He is not an effeminate pussy who daydreams about sex with men.
You are.
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Shit taste for a girl desu
She's cute, definitely, but it is because of her cuteness that she's not good gf material
A girl like that has had everything she ever wished for since birth only because of her physical appearance. She has not worked and will not work for anything she has or will have
A girl like that is likely to be as shallow as a puddle, with no redeeming qualities outside of her appearance
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>>35126536
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Pls I only want to cry when I see her eyes
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I don't know what to do. I have been NEET for 23 years and am supposed to go in today to start my first real job ever at a pizza place in the mall. I don't know if I can do it, guys. I have been having severe anxiety about this for the past few days, and now I am verging on a panic attack. I have no idea how to communicate with normies or work a job like this. I barely even leave my room. I just really don't want to go, but my mom is set on taking me. I'm supposed to be leaving in 2 hours. Help me. I don't think I can do it. I am literally terrified.
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>>35126230
It's not gonna be this bad.
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>>35126230
Don't worry friend. This job will be an easy piece of cake. Can you take orders from normies? Yes. Can you put a pizza in the oven? Yes. Can you do basic math to take money and give change? Yes.
There ya go. That's all there is to working a fast food job.
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>>35126230
>first job
>23
>minimum wage pizza joint
your life was over before it began
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Post your fatties.
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>when you see a normie couple, arguing in public
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>>35126011
I want to forget...
I don't care want to think about consonance or dissonance I simply want to forget
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>see a normie drop his glove
>trow it in a trash bin
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>be on plane flight
>look out passenger seat window
>see Wojak and Pepe's faces floating about the air
>"holy shit"
>try to point this out to flight attendant
>she then looks and says "there's nothing out there"
What the fuck did you do to me /r9k/...
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You surpassed the realm of reality you are now a grand wizard
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>>35126010
You have been chosen, rip and tear the normies until it is done.
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Omegle friday night
Don't know what tags to put, then to bad
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>>35125979
>Don't know what tags to put
r9k of course
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I'm going to buy some booze and I might chat later..
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I wrote the official /r9k/ theme song 2017-02-25 08:57:56 Post No.35125819
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I wrote the official /r9k/ theme song
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"let's keep pretending"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cuhUe7cRFn
transcending the boundaries of post-feelist autism
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>>35125819
I like it, it reminds me of Rugrats a bit, which is appropriate for this manchild forum. It's nice to see something original, well done.
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nice Yume Nikki vibe.
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>>35125819
>he didn't make an Youtube account to upload his toptierspong-bob 10/10 music with the same picture and making an album of songs about robot songs
OP you're not a faggot if you don't do that.
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This brought me to tears. What do you think, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yATI48dcsMU
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>>35125726
I don't get moved to tears if I listen to a song or read a poem that's sad and relatable.
I'm aware of in what depressed state I'm in all the time, listening to a song about it doesn't provoke anything in me
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>>35125726
How do you get to tears with a guy going insane screaming "ULTRAMAN" and sounding like pure cancer?
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>>35126458
Well that part conveys his passion. But it's the other lyrics. About how vivid the seasons seemed during childhood, and how nostalgic he was for the stimulating experiences he had in childhood compared to the dreariness and monotony of his adult life. Something about the pre-chorus (with the "100 million") gets me.
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NOW MY FUCKING HEAD HURTS
FUCK YOU
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO HURT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
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>>35125552
What is this that you are talking about, anon?
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>>35125552
Maby you just have the brain of a bitch
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There are plenty of women that are hambeasts, and STICCS aren't all that uncommon either. But why aren't there more soft looking women? Like, not fat with a bunch of roles and potruding flesh, but not bony or really hard bodied either. Soft looking girls make my dick diamonds, yet they don't seem as common as they should be. Season 1 Kelly C is a perfect example.
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kelly c was a hambeast in season 6
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>>35125459
Yeah. She hit the wall surprisingly fast. Her arms were always a bit too big though.
>>35125500
Eh, at that point she looks too bimbo, as opposed to delicate and soft to the touch