Comrade Vlad (ID: !DQSSCk4BqA)
We are all brothers here. 2017-02-25 10:57:17 Post No.35128688
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We are all brothers here.
Comrade Vlad (ID: !DQSSCk4BqA)
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This is a thread for patriotism of our board.
Talk to fellow anons, discuss comfy things, and feel united amongst yourselves!
We are all brothers here, lost souls.
Glory to /r9k/, power to the robots!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr9SR6hmTPw
Some good music to listen to, lads.
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yes hello the i'm the makifag from the other thread
i'm with you my brethren
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>>35128688
CONTINUE TO SAGE SAGE SAGE FEMALE THREADS FELLOW ROBOTS !!!
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should I download Instagram? why? why not? how do I get qties to follow me and have sex with me?
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>>35128564
/SOC/ THREAD BELONGS ON >>>/soc/
Sageeeeeeeeeee
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>>35128590
how is this a /soc/ thread
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> You will never get the chance to even attempt to win the heart of a girl like this
What is the point of even living? I feel bad that she got doxxed though.if I could talk to a girl even slightly like her I would be the happiest guy in the world
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what was her name again
organalas
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>>35129626
Rosetta-Maria dog Ghetto. She's a Youporner.
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I want to help robots, but they are too dumb.
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>>35128359
>eating soylent
>barbaric knives
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>microwave
>succesful spelled wrong
>cheap house, shows an expensive house
>spending little money but eats out everyday
>learning math will make you have a happy succesful life
Fuck off
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Is there any shot in the US for a mildly below average looking dude who wants a long lasting relationship over month long rocky ones or quick flings?
Seems like every woman is just in or between relationships these days.
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>>35128310
>Is there any shot in the US for a mildly below average looking dude
Should we tell him fellas?
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Only if you have a bachelor's degree that will get you a good job.
That's the trend on internet dating at least. They don't take potential good guys seriously. They're holding out for a jackpot.
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>>35128310
It hasn't worked for me in like 15 years of trying that. ymmv I'd suggest abandoning that course if it doesn't work a lot quicker than I did t b h.
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>tfw totally BROKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lads... I'm so fucked. I spent my last few $'s on some nice clothes for job interviews and none of them bite.
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>>35128051
return the clothes if you can
try to buy clothes from goodwill or similar places in the future
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>>35128051
>mfw just spent $300 on a new tablet
>still LOADS left
git gud at NEET
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Are you good at math /r9k/? - Actual solution 2017-02-25 10:21:24 Post No.35127886
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Are you good at math /r9k/? - Actual solution
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This problem intrigued me so much that I decided to ACTUALLY solve it.
The analytical answer, and how to reach it.
The way we will tackle this question is by using recursive logic.
P(n) indicates the probability of extinction given that n aliens are alive.
P(0)=1, if we have 0 aliens
P(1) is what we are looking for, since we start with 1 alien
P(2) is the probability of the aliens going extinct if there are currently two of them
and so on
P(inf)=0 this will help us solve this problem like a boundary value problem
We have this recursive relation
P(n)=0.25*(P(n-1)+P(n)+P(n+1)+P(n+2))
We want to solve this "difference equation" subject to the boundary conditions P(0)=1 and P(inf)=0
We can use characteristic equation method to solve this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characteristic_equation_(calculus)
If you understand that method, you'd see that if we name roots of the equation 1-3z+z^2+z^3 as r1, r2 and r3 (slightly more complicated if r1 r2 r3 are not distinc)
ANY function P(n) in the form P(n)=c1*r1^n+c2*r2^n+c3*r3^n will be a solution, where c1 c2 c3 are arbitrary constants
We need to find the values of c1 c2 c3 that will fit the boundary conditions P(0)=1 and P(inf)=0
r1=1
r2=-1-sqrt2~-2.41
r3=-1+sqrt2~0.41
clearly, the coefficients c1 and c2 must be 0, since those roots can never become 0 when raised to the power of infinity
To fit P(0)=1, c3=1
So P(n)=(sqrt2-1)^n
and the answer to our problem is P(1)=sqrt2-1~0.414214
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face it you got nerdsniped
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haha fucking dweeb
*shoves into locker*
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>>35127886
Or just less than 25%
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AMA.
Premise: Pseudo-robot teenager -> Chad adult
Answer anything from general success issues, to why women aren't really humans but emotional animals, etc. I am bored so send them all.
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>>35127873
>Pseudo-robot teenager
explain
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>>35127914
When I was a teen I was the lanky long haired guy with poor hygiene and a trench coat. I slept through class 99.9% repeating of the time and barely had even a single friend. I spent almost all my time at home playing Ultima Online and I would sleep during school.
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>tfw girls you know smile and wave when they see you
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they can smell that you're a fucking normie
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>>35127951
>implying I'm a normie
I'm a cyborg at best.
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>then you find out they only do it because they think you're going to be a mass shooter and they want you to spare their lives
>tfw life is really falling apart now
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>>35127773
must be time for a change
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Hey it's that dead guy's end table with a pack of smokes he never got to finish.
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>Thanksgiving last year
>getting drunk alone
>friend calls me and says I can join his family for dinner and black friday shopping
>his sister's Jap friends are in town and staying at his house
>a little drunk but decide to go
>talking to everyone and shit, sobering up slowly
>the girls are sort of cute, one with glasses that's nicer and one without that's cuter
>speak a little japanese to them and they're impressed and laughing at jokes and shit
>think nothing of it since I wasn't trying to seduce them and was just drunk
>fast forward to yesterday
>playing Resident Evil 7 with friend
>somehow those girls are brought up
>friend says they were asking about me after I left, said I was funny, and that the glasses one seemed to be a little fobd of me
How do I take advantage of this? They are rarely in town and my friend's family will move away in a few months. The girls live in a nearby city, but I am not in a position to contact them. I have only met them that one time.
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>>35127640
Just go to college and fuck an Asian exchange student like I did, it tastes and feels like any other pussy
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>>35127812
>just seduce a girl
Get the fuck out, Chad.
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>tfw no hanfu-wearing, high iq weiqi-playing, dragonboat-rowing, hongbao-giving, firecracker-lighting, traditional chinese writing, noodle shop frequenting, lantern flying, classical chinese literature reading Taiwanese gf
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Is this the start of a new era?
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>>35127619
Ahhhh. Taiwanese. Perfect mix of Japanese/Chinese culture and the inventors of Bobba.
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Can a girl be marriage material if she posts shit like this on her Facebook?
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A relationship is about two people improving together.
You post on /r9k/. Are you marriage material?
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>>35127557
Oh Snap.
Originalisamadingdongting.
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>>35127557
>A relationship is about two people improving together.
>You post on /r9k/. Are you marriage material?
Should we tell him fellas?
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Just let go of attachment, Anon. The pain will go away if you do, I promise.
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As someone who has let go of attachment, telling people to "jus let go bro" is on the same level as "jus b urself"
It isn't even 1/10th as easy as it sounds
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>>35127221
Fucking this.
If you meditate and do yoga just for the sake of doing it and without great expectatives your depression will be over within a month or so.
I always give that advice to anons in this board but it seems that its easier to feel bad for yourselves and Post frogs instead of doing something useful.
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>>35127221
also be nice to people, someone will notice if you do and you'll feel better
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Generation X, Y, Z, millenials BTFO 2017-02-25 09:50:06 Post No.35127108
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Generation X, Y, Z, millenials BTFO
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Reminder that a baby boomer could buy a mansion and stock portfolio for $10,000 in 1980 and have the change left over to buy a new Mercedes
Meanwhile you're slaving away at your wageswlave job and they enjoy DECADES of retirement
How does it feel?
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Don't care desu, I'm comfy in bed at the mo.
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>>35127108
What is original inflation?