Who /slowly losing it/ here?
I've already /lostit/ my nigga. I'm looney tunes.
Slowly slipping into depression since a few weeks
>Constantly hear people talking shit about me even when the people in question are asleep/too far away for me to hear/in another geographic location
>Growing bored with old hobbies, need to get fucked up every weekend to dull the monotony
>Keep crashing my car
>many guys have small tit fetish
>no girl has small penis fetish
Explain this, gender equality tards
>>39235441
Just learn to eat pussy you'll be fine
>>39235441
many guys are pedos but very few women
>>39235441
>>no girl has small penis fetish
are you sure?
did you only check Jewish-made propaganda?
Ayy Bois is bum bum big? And tips how to get it bigger
fucking kill yourself you mentally damaged and useless person
>>39235221
spread boybucci?
Hairy bussy Cx
How do I get someone to buy me cute clothes?
>>39234873
You should try sending them lewd pics and being real real nice to them~
>>39234958
>the
But who are they, anon?~
Just order online and measure yourself beforehand, pick things that are relatively "safe" and kind of hard to fuck up size-wise aka clothes that aren't reliant on being extremely form fitting and exact to look good
Take politics to /britpol/ edition
second for ebin's chin
>>39234765
Not on some corkboard with string connecting pins, but a rough mental idea
Alright lads what's for din dins?
I have to go to for my weekly shop which is really uncomfy
Do any of you use a VPN and which one?
I have a lifetime pass for VPN unlimited.
Private Internet Access
They're good because they don't suck.
>>39234746
Get tails on a usb and use that instead its way better than any vpn
I don't understand. Why would THIS numale ethnik have a gf this fucking tip top qt and I don't?
>>39234672
Because he's a famous youtuber and you aren't.
>>39234685
famous jewtuber? what?
link please.
>white males are entitled autistic racist sociopath dicklets
gee I wonder why everyone hates you
ITT: post YOUR personal 10/10
bonus points if they are an internet personality
>>39234657
emily rudd desu calle calle
>>39234657
>feminine boy
>nice feet
>pale
>shaven (of course)
where do i sign up to get someone to worship my feet???
the sunbeam through my window makes the motes of dust kind of beautiful, original.
Femanons, would you rather your boyfriend/husband to be a liberal or a conservative?
gee I dunno OP
>>39234620
Boyfriend should be liberal so he'll let me be free and fuck around.
Husband should be conservative so he'll practically worship the ground I step on and spend money and time on me.
>>39234659
Yes, of course you're a female.
You're right tho, women will go for liberal boyfriend but husband has to be conservative to take care of them and pay for everything.
Can we start a discussion, what makes the biggest men's red flags? I suppose it could help you robots, if you find one of this traits in yourself you could work on it to get rid most of them.
>don't have any job
>do not have any real interests beside entertainment (not only vidya, but also tv series, listening to music, podcasts, youtubers etc.)
>do not exercise on regular basis
seriously, if I can wrap my hand around your wrist, it's really off-putting
>he responds every message immediately
>he can't go 2 weeks without sex or masturbation
>without computer he's bored
seriously, if I can wrap my hand around your wrist, it's really off-putting
>has any criminal record
>play videogames
>has his exes' nudes
>has poor relationship with his parents
>has strong, outright political beliefs
>live with parents after hs
>writes elaborate messages
>had to pay for sexual services
>he has a problem with women asking guys out
>can't cook
>can't take care of technical stuff
>he's ashamed to admit he watches porn
>reluctant in making contact more physical
>never had any romantic relationship with a girl
seriously this is even more implying that your attitude preclude any serious contact with females than not getting laid, especially if you are 20+
>he can't order anything from a restaurant without requesting an alternation (for non-medical reasons as allergies)
>poor hygiene, not showering daily, not brushing teeth daily
>unkept facial hair
>have 'chronic depression'
>says that feminism is 'just stupid'
>puts all of his money into his car, computer or sport equipment
>or do not have any valuable belongings
>is impulsive
>do not like spend time outdoors
>blank browser history
>a NEET
>do not travel
>fan of cartoons/comics/manga/anime or other child media
>do not have any friends
>do not have any female acquaintances
>do not have any social media
>piercing
>adverse to play with pets or even caress them
>>39234511
>didn't read any book recently
>addictions/bad habits
>irrational phobias and habits
yeah, I added them having in mind all this germaphobics, unjustified belief that 'people is looking at him', being afraid of sun, 'government surveillance' over his collection of hentais on his computer
>blank browser history
Wut.
Those are green flag to me. If you don't apply to any of these, you're pretty much gay. Women want gay boyfriends?
How do you stop assuming that your boyfriend is cheating with you when he doesn't or barely replies to your text messages for 1-2 days?
He's my first boyfriend so I don't have any experience.
roastie toastie don't frogpostie
saging this because why not? All females and faggots can fuck off.
Gays don't have boyfriends, only fuckbuddies.
So robots, what DO you do all day? For me it usually goes like this:
>wake up at 12pm
>go online with the intention of checking the news
>3 hours still on 4chan
>have lunch around 3.30
>make token effort a job hunting
>back online from about 5 until 9pm
>have dinner around 10pm
>browse youtube and drink until about 3pm
>sleep
>repeat next day
Such is the life of 30 year old neet.
>>39234301
How do you survive without a job?
>>39234301
I do this Everytime on free time and weekends
>Wake up at 10 am
>Browse YT or 4chan in bed
>Eat some random shit from fridge around 12 am
>Watch some TV
>Go out to buy food and drinks
>Ring to my mates
>Ride a bike and meet with them around 3 pm
>Open a beer and hit 2 waterfall bongs
>Come back around 12 pm
>Sweet sleep
>Wake up at 6 am
>Cold shower
>Go to work until 1 pm
>Go back home, eat lunch, lurk wherever, maybe play some vidya
>4 pm, back at work
>7 pm leave
>Go back home, eat dinner, lurk wherever, maybe play some vidya
>Go to bed
>Life sucks until friday
I'm pretty sure I have a urinary tract infection, but i'm too scared to go to a doctor. My dick hurts. Am I gonna die?
Start drinking a shit ton of water.
>>39234277
>i'm too scared to go to a doctor.
You should be. They have to snake a camera up your pee-hole to find out what's wrong.
Medfag here, I can help you with your faggotry of benign too scared to go to the med.
But before I need to know what are your problems have had fever? If so how many grades, do you have pain when peeing? Do you go often to the bathroom? Like more frecuently than usual, pain in lower back, or low ab? Have you puked? Have nausea? Be specific
Do non black guys prefer weave or braids on black girls???
>>39234221
no one prefers wigs. No one prefers black women either. just go gay already.
Weave is horrible. Why don't you grow your own hair?
Straightened natural hair is fine, even if it gets a little bit frizzy.
I'm giving western life one last try.
I'm almost done with my diet and fitness, have impeccable wardrobe, nice hairstyle etc.
By mid September I'm gonna try dating using the whole array of apps and websites.
If by 6 months I don't find anyone interesting *enough* I'm moving to either Thailand, Vietnam or the Philippines to try expat life out.
At first on a trial basis for as long as the tourist visa is.
And yes I am currently unemployed, quit my job back in the Spring.
I see no reason to work as I have no stimuli or career path anyway.
The nice thing about SE Asia third world countries is I could support myself via my internet shenanigans seeing how the cost of living is so cheap there (600$ Thailand-500$ Philippenes-350$ Vietnam).
I'm talking about a small studio apartment with wifi, a basic scooter, and decent amenities (NO luxury living, basically how I am living right now) while in any WESTERN country that's unthinkable.
What do you think?
>>39234115
go for it me laddo
Sounds good. I am going to do something similar after I am done doing my military service here in America. Society doesn't want me here and neither do most of my immediate family so why should I stay? Good luck man.
>>39234115
DONT GO TO THOSE SHITHOLE COUNTRIES
Go to Taiwan instead (or Hong Kong). I am speaking as someone who has lived in Asia for 5 years