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>>35131129
Fuck off

Trigonometry

>covering up the monstrosity instead of denying it through self-destruction

>tfw no eye make-up caked gf

>tomato girl poster making shit threads
how do I make him fuck off

>friend just jumps into my game without saying anything and then runs around me trying to get attention
>completely ignore him until he leaves or actually says something like a normal person

>>35131036
Ugh I know they're the fucking worst.

>>35130989

I despise this question. It's not nearly specific enough

Kys k? Bye!

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>>35130974
WELL SPOKEN BROTHER , I TOO HAVE GONE TOO LONG WITHOUT THE TASTE OF NORMIE BLOOD LACES MY TONGUE

TOO TEAR A CHAD'S ARMS OFF, AND TO WATCH HIM BLEED TO DEATH BEFORE CRUSHING HIS BODY WHOLE, THAT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO INDULGE IN TORMENT, TO WATCH A HOSPITAL BURN IN FLAMES AS CHILDREN SCREAM IN AGONY, THAT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO INDULGE IN SADISM, AND TO LEVEL A PLANET WHOLE, LEAVING NOTHING BEHIND BUT A SMOLDERING BALL OF ASH AND THE CHARRED SKELETONS OF NORMIES, THAT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO INDULGE IN CHAOS MY BROTHER

EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT NOW EXCITES ME, I TOO SHARE YOUR IMPATIENCE! BRING ME MORE NORMIES! I MUST FEAST ON THEIR HOPELESSNESS!

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>>35130974
>>35131195
YOU NEED NOT WAIT MY BROTHERS, LOOK AROUND, THE NORMIES YOU SO DESPISE INFEST THE VERY GROUNDS WE WALK, THEY HAVE INFILTRATED OUR RANKS, MASQUERADED AS OUR OWN AND HAVE DEFILED OUR DOGMA, SOME OF BRASH ENOUGH TO NOT EVEN HIDE THEIR INCONGRUENCE

WE MUST PUNISH THEM FOR THEIR FOLLY! AND WE MUST TORMENT THEM FOR OUR LUST! COME NOW MY BROTHERS, LET US ERADICATE THESE INTERLOPERS!

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>>35131279
WHAT!?!?!?! THIS CANNOT BE! HOW DARE THEY, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! THE RAGE, IT IS CONSUMING ME, MY ENTIRE BODY IS ENGINE OF ETERNAL CARNAGE, I MUST KILL!!!!

NORMIES GET OUTTTTT!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>35130777
>anon-kun
>naruto
Real wonder why nobody wants to date you

>>35130777

That's not flaking that's canceling.

At least you got a response.

Probably because she had better things to do.

Like Chad .

It may be some kind of test or she just changed her mind. Don't over think this, it's either one of those.

Giver him the D covered in peanut butter

>>35130572
Not a "family member" but a very close friend who was once someone I called my best friend. He was like family. He didn't become gay but he did come out as a cross dresser who wanted to live as a woman. Wanted to accept it but it was like the friend I once knew was gone and therefor dead so that's the way I've been treating the situation.

>>35130572
Stopping loving your family member because you don't agree with his sexual preference is kinda hypocritical.

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What if my superpower is being a lonely, kissless, handholdless, complimentless, shitposting virgin?

>>35130540
That s wht you think

comfy bump
My day has been good so far, got up early and the morning was really nice. Had a good breakfast at a nice place, and I came home and played a bit with zsh and discovered some nice features. It's also my first attempt in a while to start doing computer stuff again, this time without artificially held standards (well, just some).
Now I probably brew me a coffee, and I don't know, either read the book I've been reading or keep hacking at zsh.

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>>35130437
Hi, OP.

My day just started, but so far it's alright. My kid's still asleep, nobody really up and about yet, so i had a chance to prepare some breakfast and and smoke a nice kush bowl. Gonna probably head out and train today, after that get home, clean, spend time with kid, prepare food, and play some red dead redemption and wait till everybody falls asleep so I can hit more weed.

Just another comfy day.

>Wife

I could if I want one, but I don't want any kids and if I/she decided that we should divorce then I have to deal with bullshit alimony.

>>35130422
>Why don't you have a wife?

Another guy would be a better husband than I would.

If you do sympathize with him, you're unintelligent.

>>35130399

How so, what's unintelligent about it?

I don't condone the killings, but I sympathise with him as a person.

>>35130202
>this is what gay people are

Disgusting desu

OP is stick in 2001

>>35130202
To think, there was a time I was shocked by goatse.

>>35130198
Oh OK I guess I'll never know

>>35130271
Maybe this wasn't the best place to ask about making friends

>>35129946
Hey so i noticed you post with the same IP address every time you post this thread.
Which isnt smart if youre gonna shitpost on 4chan.

Ill let you have your fun ok, but stop posting on this board, go to /pol/ or r/donald alright?

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>>35130007
When have I ever posted this thread before?

>>35129850
>Where did I miscalculate?
When you thought not masturbating would improve your life in any way.

>>35129850
>finish fapping
>no longer horny
>fapping is easy to resist
>get horny
>body now telling you over and over again to fap
>can't help yourself
>fap
And the cycle begins anew.

>>35129850
Idunno. Probably at the stop fapping part. Im gonna fap in about 10 minutes from now and none of you is gonna stop me.

>>35129842
Stop humble bragging you piece of shit. You're just as bad as the normies. Go suck on a hand grenade, cunt.

>>35129842
Jave a (You) and kindly fuck off, anon.