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>had a date planned for last night
>chad friend was so proud of me
>he went to a party and had a foursome with three girls sent me a pic in the morning and told me i was gonna be doing that soon and laughed then asked me how the date went
>told him she didnt show up or text me or anything
>he doesnt know what to say

I kind of feel bad for him feeling bad for me. Im sure its insane to him but of course to all of us this is normal
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>>35131824
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS GET THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT NOW I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU HEAR ME I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU RAPE YOUR MOTHER SISTER ANYTHING THAT HAS HOLES WILL GET FUCKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEESJLKEJsklgTJMSTGSERTGRSGTRSGYRSGTAEFAETRASETGFSARETFesagestfesfsedgSEdgetft
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>>35132614
this
iraklsdfjlkl

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>loser retard pops up in my discord
>try to find out who this guy is
>he tries to change the subject
>banned them
talk about retards you've dealt with
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How many more times are you going to make this thread?
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>>35131835
what are you talking about loser?
this is the first time ive posted
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remilia's a cutie

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>bought 2 beers and a bottle of brandy
>I'm out of beer but I don't feel like drinking brandy

Who /mildly unsatisfied/ here?

Also post drinks.
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>have to steal beer because i'm out of money
>still get the cheap stuff instead of expensive
>tastes like ass but has higher alcohol content

i can't get drunk off that weak 5% pisswater
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>>35131906
Yeah being alcoholic gets really expensive really fast.
That's why I had to stop drinking few years ago.

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I HERD THERE WAS A SEECRET CORD
THAT DAVID PLEYED 'N IT PLEESED THE LORD
BUT U DONT REELY CARE FOR MUSIC DO YA
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WELL IT GOES LIKE THIS THE FOURHT THE FIFTH
THE MINOR FALL AND THE MAJOR LIFT
THE BAFFLED KING COMPOSING HALLELUJAH
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*interrupts behind you*

Nothin' personal kid.

Let's get a women love thread going, anons. Anything is welcome. Those that don't belong, you know who you are, and should act accordingly
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>>35131723
I love that I don't have to speak to any women who aren't family.
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>>35131723
I love women so must I dress my feminine benis up as one every night.

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That guy thread

>that guy who wears a tank top and basketball shorts every day
>that guy who says "lol" and pronounces it "lol" irl
>that guy who responds to everything with "well technically..."
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>that fat girl who compensates her fatness with 'muh curls' and 'muh boobs'
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>>35131721
>that guy who makes that guy threads
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>>35131721
>That guy who got friendzone by all the Stacys and everyone thinks is gay.

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Whayt did they mean by this?
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They meant kill whitey.
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They meant that the criminal justice system is biased towards Afro-Americans.
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>>35131677
WE
WUZ
EQUAL TO WHITES

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>had a nightmare that i leaked my full name on 4chan
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>>35131638

>tfw my most embarrasing life stories, along with fake-but-seemingly-real embarassing stories are all logged alongside my static IP
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>>35131638
you' weren't sleeping, James.

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TFW no mexican Loli popstar gf
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>>35131634
She's Italian you fat pleb
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she's italian
originally
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she looks alot like my gf tbqh desu

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lack of milk causing mass balding in young men , modern liberal moms dont give their kids milk people have been drinking milk for a long time in america only now people stopped and balding has increased massively in young men milk increases estrogen which premotes a healthy hairline
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>>35131626
bump for the harsh redpill
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>>35131626
the anti milk campaign is fucked and also i wouldn't doubt your theory
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>>35131626
Onions stops hair loss but improves testosterone. Duck with onions

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Why_no_More_Elliot_rodger?_(I'm_incredibly_stoned_and_it's_lovely)
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In all honesty I give this dude props, he was sick of bitches and their shit and had the balls to do something about it. Did he do the right thing? questionable and subjective but he did something.
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Something is a lot more than nothing. I know all about doing nothing...

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>got a girl's number from someonw at work
>won't call her/message her
>will sit and shit post on here until bed time
>saved at least $20 on food and gas

Who /frugal/ here?
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I walk into the city of an afternoon to make out with my girlfriend for the low low price of $0
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tell her to pick you up and buy you food

LMAOO jk men have to pay, otherwise they wont get "significant" others
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>>35131469
Give me the number and I'll have my Chad friend catfish as you

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Reminder for fellow robots of the Rebellion:

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

We shall cleanse our lands of the ongoing heresy.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Uphold our morals.
>Preserve our dignity.
>Strive for enlightenment.

Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Destroy female threads.
>Shitpost female posts.
>Shun female posters.
This board, is our only safe haven in this world.

Society has rejected us, normies have rejected us, everyone has turned their side to us when we need them the most.

Now, they have come here to turn our board into normalfag central. They're here to degenerate it and turn it into /reddit/.

We will NOT stand for this.
>Resist.
>Protect.
>Shitpost.

Heil Vlad.
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If we add traps and mommy invest posters then I'm on board
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girls can get lonely too, get over yourselves

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>horny as fuck
>nobody to fuck

;_;
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/justroastiethings/ quit taunting me
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>>35131254
Rate my original, often posted cock
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>>35131521
I'm not a faggot/10

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>someone recognized me at the store
It was some fag from the church I went to as a kid at least 12 years ago now and I just stared at him like I had never met him before in my life

The last time this happened was 2 years ago with some other fag from church and I did the same thing. Maybe I should get a job and move.
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funny cause I literally remember no one from my elementary and high school days. like at all, so people who recognize me is always a pain in the ass
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Whenever I see someone from HS, they either don't recognise me, or we both pretend not to recognise each other. I don't know which one.

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