These niggas really really ain't trappin
I was broke had to make it happen
>>35134948
Seein the preview of the pic in the catalog, I thought this was a couple of emo bois giving each other bedroom eyes.
>>35134948
Get yo bands up lil bitty boy
Daryl just killed himself. He was very respected in the magic community. This makes me very sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4iu5FMaR2o
>>35134941
Are you sure it's not an illusion?
I guess for him, life finally lost its magic.
poor daryl, rest in autism
>>35134962
KEK
How many new things did you learn on /r9k/ today?
three fifty
I learned that women are bad.
>>35134835
chicks are hard to find and also dudes can ejaculate up to 20 times
>tfw you feel out of place everywhere
Anyone else feels like an impostor, no matter where you go or what you do?
You need to ground yourself. Breathe deeply and meditate on your root chakra.
Do you feel like gondola all the time?
Just an observer, always detached from the scene he experiences
Know that you are not alone, anon. There's many of us. Modern culture makes it seem like everyone is outgoing and charismatic and "into life" but this is not the case and has never been throughout humanity's history
My advice: seek immaterialism. Reject the physical world. Reject physical pleasures and pains. Seek the sublime. Seek truth. Look within yourself for answers
>>35135373
>Look within yourself for answers
I think too much introspection might be my problem though
https://www.rt.com/viral/378558-japanese-man-stab-work/
>The disheartened employee, 54-year-old Masaru Miura, of Kasugai in Japan's Aichi Prefecture, reportedly stabbed himself in the hip in a subway station bathroom in the Nagoya Municipal at about 7:20am Wednesday.
>Miura then went to a nearby police station and filed a false police report saying, "An unknown man stabbed me from behind," Asahi reports.
>While he was awaiting treatment for the stab wound, police began questioning him further, leading Miura to cave and tell the officers that he had lied and stabbed himself to get out of going to work.
>"I didn't want to go to work, so I did it. If I got hurt I thought I would not have to go to work,"
>Miura explained to officers that he found a knife near the subway ticket station and took the drastic measure because of the severe stress he was under at work. He was subsequently arrested for interfering with police duties.
this is what life is like for the average wagecuck.
just lmao at wagies. it almost makes you feel bad for them, ALMOST.
That is Japan. They're literally treated as slaves working 12+ hours a day. Most places in the western world isn't nearly as bad as that.
>>35134781
It's like a total slave mindset. 54 and still feeling like he "has" to go to work. No one is forcing him, he can quit, he can find a new job, but he has internalized this terrible mindset.
>>35134781
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/out-the-darkness/201401/working-our-lives-away
The world we have created is NOT how we are designed to live.
>friend request
Stop, please.
>>35134752
>he still gets those
>>35134752
>sends friend request
>>35134752
can i be your friend bby? ;3
captcha: Lincoln park
1. Put your finger in your mouth
2. Move it past your back molars until you come to a weird hole-feeling area
3. Press down
4. Smell finger
5. ???
6. Profit
Doesn't smell like anything, presumably because I practice oral hygiene.
Can't find holes. All of my wisdom teeth have grown in if that's any indicator.
post shit that will make me cry
please
i want to feel something
>>35134638
You're a queer talking about emotions on the internet and clearly your dad failed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpJcG2jrdBg
>And the night's getting longer
>And your skin's getting colder
>And you won't get much older
>>35134638
just think about your life for a while, i'm sure the tears will flow.
daily reminder that government issued gfs used to be a thing.
unfortunately you usually still had to pay in most cases.
I don't care. I would pay for a wife.
They still are in Europe, you have to be a muslim child though.
What did he mean by this, robert9001?
>>35134514
>Canada
That's probably all he has to do for fun
>>35134514
Canadians are obsessed with eating various kinds of poop. I don't get it.
I'm really stoned. It feels like I'm living in an alternative reality, like a dream. Or it feels like what other people must feel like with emotions, nothing feels real, l feel feelings I've never felt before, like distant familiar memories of another life, a childhood memory perhaps
whut else anon?
>>35134472
I finally have some introspection, I can finally see myself outiside my body as others truly see me, the real me, my facades and delusions down, not the person I percieve myself to but me as I truly am, the shell that people see. And I realize thag unlike all the people I hang around who are Normal and can relate to eachother, I have an empty core. I am a conscious og abstract ideas that are gathered from the personalities of others. Unlike other people, there is no true me, I am truly one and alone, noticed now and again, but rarely. I am a ghost, I will be forgotten. Alas, I am aware of my thoughts and feeling, why do I live in this so perfectly constructed state of awareness, so alone, an outsider watching in on everyone else,
And as I pass through this seemingly ancient flow of forgotten memories and feelings of a younger self, I wonder if this is my true self, no feelings repressed, my life had not come into contact with the cruel exterior stimuli. Whaf have people made me? I am not supposed to be like this. Who was I supposed to be?
>Come on bro your tendies are done!
>>35134415
When a woman calls me "Bro" she automatically loses about 45 attractiveness points. You're fucking shit at immersion, OP. Kill yourself.
tfhabks
>>35134451
>implying you're the audience I'm trying to attract with this particular picture
>implying I'm trying to get you off
Shoo shoo
>stacy at work made me laugh so hard I farted
>she laughed so hard at my fart that she peed her pants
roastie BTFO
>>35134397
uh, leave. you spoke to a female entity.
>stacy at work
>roastie BTFO
What did he mean by this?
Just saw the earlier thread. Usually I'd say thanks to those who voted, but holy kek. This coming year should be fun, anyway.
First off, I plan to renew my old anti-shitpost strategy. Needs some updates to deal with some of the new stuff plaguing the board.
Second, I'm still going at /qa/ for their shit. I'm not going to let go of this, as I have stated earlier.
Other news on plans should come soon. Great to be back another year!
>>35134378
i don't know who you are or what you do, i just told that faggot who kept asking about elections to make you our rep since no one else wants to do it so we can be done with it already
>>35134654
That faggot was pretty vigilant in noticing, actually. I should have thanked him.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I try to be nicer but I just can't keep my positive vibes rolling.
Sometimes I just feel like ruining something.
How can I turn these into positive feelings?
>>35134046
get a pet that you can love, so you get used to it being a bitch and having to be nice to it anyways. then do art when the feelings start again.
>>35134046
There can be a lot of trauma stored up from years of living. You can clear out a bit but then more and deeper stuff comes out.
It can help to stay positive if you keep a journal or have somebody neutral to talk to like a coach or counselor. Either way can help you start to get an idea of how to stay positive.