>sperg gf keeps making plushy versions of me
at least she's generous with the penis
>>35136640
does she give you a lot of her penis?
>weeb gf keeps making drawings of me as an anime
Act your race goddammit
>>35136640
my gf does this too
they're kinda cute but creepy
>I have a ton of work due monday or I lose my cuckwage miserable job
>can't stop wasting time in retarded shit
>coming to /r9k/ to mention your impending NEEtdom
Leave this board and do your work, fellow wagie. Don't fall down the rabbit hole again, being NEET is suffering and you know it
Well, take the Bogpill and your work will practically finish itself.
Now, can we get to the real business with a quick rundown?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzdEvWN7lyM
Jesus Christ! I can't believe people supports this.
>>35136466
I think we finally found a name for black stacey
>>35136503
>Sweet and lovable
Nah she's lying. in her head she's probably thinking "Eww, look at this pig, so disgusting XD."
>looked at her Facebook again
>>35136432
She knows you looked at it. She gets notifications everytime you like, download, or even view her pictures. Stop being cucked by richboy Mark Suckerberg. Liberate yourself from the machine! Fuck Facebook.
>>35136493
I never said I had an account.
>Ugly women
Mean
>Average Women
Conceited
>Beautiful women
Batshit
Why is this?
>>35136405
women suck
unsurprisingly unoriginal
>Ugly men
Bitter
>Average Men
Stupid
>Beautiful men
Egotistical
Why is this?
>>35136405
Damn that's actually really accurate i never realized that
>tfw just watched cyborg friend get friendzoned
>tfw it reminds you of yourself and your past relationship with a femanon and how she only wanted you for sex (still a KHV it was long distance), then fucked someone else and friendzoned you
why is it us cyborgs get the shit end of everything
"jus b urself" doesnt even work, we even act like normies to people and seem like normies. But when we deny sex they immediately go and hop on Chad or Tyrones dick and basically tells us to fuck off. I can't keep going on like this.
>>35136300
i understand how you feel
it feels like i should be human, but it just feels like most of my humanity was striped away.
>>35136300
Gonna need a greentext of your friend's SOCIALMMMM DEATH
also wait so someone used you for the webbies and you denied them?
you turned down the scootch shuffle? when?
>>35137697
>also wait so someone used you for the webbies and you denied them?
yes. exchanging webbies of cummies is probably fun, im not an immoral degenerate
Take the 1% and the "bunge" and SMASH their fucking heads in with ball pein hammers
Racists, homophobes, and other close minded biggots time for redemption has passed, they need to be dragged into the street and SMASH their kids fucking heads in
SMASH THEIR FUCKING HEADS IN!!!
Go to bed Mr. Sorts, you're drunk.
>>35136288
Nice hate dubs dum-dum.
Causes one to think.
>>35136288
lol nigger faggot
>mfw when I informed my co-workers that I am indeed a virgin
>>35136286
but why would you do that?
original post number one
>>35136391
Two of them were nearby me, I was working the grill, one was chopping lettuce and the other was just loafing about.
We start talking about this fat chick who came in the store, she was fucking huge and the worker loafing about said "having sex with fat women is tough"
And I said, "you would know"
He said, "Yeah I would know, unlike you, you never get laid."
I said, "That's right, I've never had sex."
He laughed and said, "really" I nodded and he laughed again. The worker chopping lettuce said nothing, nobody cared.
This is the only female who will ever love me.
Fuck this gay earth.
>>35136253
Don't worry cats are companions than actual women you are not missing out
>>35136253
What is this, a cat for ants?
>>35136311
Whoops I meant are better companions.
Hey give yourself a chance to come through
Tell yourself I can do what you can do
https://youtu.be/C_trsH1QMBw
>>35136192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7vA-qlS_M
Nigger
Good night and good luck /r9k/
y-you too
originalposterino
Goodnight anon
Maybe tomorrow will be better
>>35136150
>tfw can't even sleep comfortably like this because I know tomorrow will be exactly the same and it just gets closer to the end while becoming sadder and sadder
You guys just need to "get the hints"
I mean duuhhh how much more obvious can us grils be xD
http://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2016/10/how-do-you-know-she-likes-you-22-girls-reveal-the-hints-they-drop-to-let-a-guy-know/
>>35136144
Most of these behaviors I never see girls do and the rest seem like mannerisms everyone does. Why can't girls just ask a guy out?
>>35136263
Because they'll feel slutty for making the first move, this is just a bullshit cop out to get the guy to do it so they can act out their slutty fantasies.
My problem with this article is I've met so many girls who do 95% of this shit in a "friendly" way, so even the "obvious" signs are not so obvious.
Can we have a sad thread? Tell me your past and your pain. Let us gather together in sympathy.
>>35136035
It's sad to see these type of threads die.
But hey atleast you tried.
Life is an eternal prison. It gives me just enough fake happiness to not die, before fading back to the standard misery and hatred of existance itself.
I don't want to die, I just want to have never existed. Even when I was very, very young I knew how shit this meaningless existance is. Life won't even give me release, as just before I'm about to give up, it gives me some small reason to continue this meaningless existance.
If hell exists, we live in it.
All the things I've ever enjoyed have been ruined. Gaming by shitty devs, shitty communities and shitty players. 4chan by normalfags and trap posters. Even old /b/ wasn't this shit. I could go on and on, but I'll leave it here.
I don't want sympathy - I just want to know why existance is torment. What the fuck did I do to deserve this shit?
>touch my armpits
>smell
>feel sad
>"Boy, we are concerned about the way you live. We want you to live your life close to family even though you hate this entire state and be the honest hard-working man of God we raised you to be. We want you to find a wife and give us many grandchildren, we want you to live a humble conventional life in the suburbs, support your family, and do nothing adventurous or impulsive ever. We want your life to be one of morals, tradition, 'murican values, family obligations, and honor! You OWE it to us."
>>35136022
very few people grow up like that anymore. maybe this would be relevant in the 1950s but not anymore.
>>35136022
Living in the suburbs, your parents are "rich" that inherently means you are, because its your money.
What a stupid thing to say.
>>35136022
"ok that's cool"
>*moves out of state and never talks to them again to the live an adventurous bachelor's life*
>whip
>maymay
>whip whip
>maymay
>you already know who it is
>Silentoad
>Silentoad
>Silentoad
>gonna do it for me
>now watch me whip
>now watch me maymay
>now watch me whip whip
>watch me maymay
MAN I BEEN WA:ITIN ALL FRIGGIN YEAR FOR YA TO BE POSTIN THAT SKEETER
GOD DAMN THAT S A GO
These are the best threads of /r9k/
>>35135920
>Dont you be throwing shade on OPs post. That wont go so well