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tfw stupid
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>>35138383
thread deserves to die.
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>>35138383
scott? is that you?
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a colleague from the school years called me yesterday and invited for a beer
I heard plenty of Chad stories about him fucking some guy's wife etc. and it made me believe even harder in - out of sight, out of mind
>stay home, in your bubble, live your life and have your own thoughts on things, feel comfortable with only a handful of people on rare occasions you leave the house - life's good
>contact with the outer world through a chat or a unfortunate event - feels like I'm a stranger to the world and it makes me think about the future
I don't recommend realising how detached you are from the reality of normies, it's better to live in the bubble, but at the same time living in it can kill you if you don't develop ways to deal with acknowledging the hard reality
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no-one has anything to say?
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If that's what it takes, keep it up.
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everyone, in one way or another, is living in a bubble. there's no way to be a part of the world as a whole. stick to the people who make you happy, no matter how few people that is.
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Have any of you ever put your virgin son inside a girl?
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man I fucking love that doujin
great shit
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>>35138350
no, but maybe my wifes son
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>>35138365
I'm talking about your penis, boy.
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>someone on the internet wants to be my friend
Guess I'm not a fucking robot anymore, I'm off to do other normie shit.
See ya later loser
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See you tomorrow when your social anxiety kicks in when they ask to add you to social media
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>>35138340
*BRRRAAAAAPPPPP* oh, sorrry anon, i think i just sharted my sphincter loose. would you mind picking that up for me?
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What happened to the Comb Sissy Prince and Ediz?
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Never mind. Just remembered he went to be a ugly cunt
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>>35138406
it's not his fault, his dad shaved his head after his facebook was getting stalked by you weirdos
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>can binge watch/read for 40 hours straight
>can lie idle in a tree in Arma for 4 hours straight to hide from enemie helicopter
>can spend 24 hours straight fixing something/ricing my computer
>can stare at a wall for 6 hours in the dark with some music
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>can't FUCKING WORK FOR 2 HOURS WITHOUT QUITTING AND GOING STRAIGHT HOME
WHAT HTE UFCK THIS WRONG WIHT ME
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>>35138168
>can lie idle in a tree in Arma for 4 hours straight to hide from enemie helicopter
I must have spent 7000 hours doing this
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>>35138168
Same here 6 hours a week was to much somehow
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Join this discord https://discord.gg/DeEQqbu
subject: Robot discord
name: We love robots
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Join mine
https://discord.gg/fGvtGQk
Or not, it is your decision not mine.
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Don't ever join r9k discords. most of the time they're full of fucking close friend cliques who absolutely deny any newcomer and just shove them off and ghost them. Or everyone is too socially autistic to even talk to eachother.
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Who else here still lost at life? Whats your story?
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not lost really. i would like to be lost at sea though
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i envy those who are "lost" in life lol
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>>35138140
Everything is super boring and always has been ever since I can remember, even back to when I was a child. It's made me not want to really do anything but bring in enough money to stay alive and sort of shitpost.
I can't wait until VR becomes good enough to become the ultimate give-up machine.
>bf didn't take me anywhere for his birthday
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>gf dumped me a week before valentines day
Fucking whore.
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>>35138117
Why does this picture remind me of Marky? Especially when she was pissed with me.
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>>35138117
Wow, typical guy, only thinking about himself, what a jerk, dump his ass!
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>Have ADD
>severe allergic reaction to all ADD medication. It gives me hallucinations and suicidal thoughts
>6'3"
>4 inch dick
What did god mean by this?
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>>35137977
>What did god mean by this?
kill yourself
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ADD is something Jewish doctors invented so they could swindle you for more of your shekels
t. Someone who was diagnosed
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Thinking about pranking my best friend
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My roommates (best friend and her boyfriend) have been on a 2 week vacation to Cuba. They are returning home tomorrow. I'm thinking about sending flirty texts and raunchy pictures to the boyfriend telling him how I much I miss him and how I can't wait for him to get back home. Then if her boyfriend is willing to cooperate he can jokingly flirt with me back. I'm hoping that my friend will see the texts and she will think that her boyfriend and I have a thing going on.
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>>35137932
>Thinking about pranking my best friend
>When he comes back in the room I'll suck his dick
>if he is willing to cooperate he can jokingly cum in my mouth
>I hope I can prank him and think I'm gay for him
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>>35137932
>having a friend
Get the fuck out normieee
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what is consideres chronic masturbation? is 3 times a day worthy of the title
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>>35137863
How many hours per each of the 3 sessions?
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>>35137863
if you shirk or delay responsibilities, or defer social contact in favor of masturbation, perhaps spontaneously without regard for circumstance or context, then you're likely a chronic masturbator with some serious issues.
men generally have higher libidos than women (although women are aroused for longer periods of time) and masturbate more frequently. the frequency is irrelevant if it doesn't interfere with day-to-day life.
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It's enough but not particularly impressive.
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That feel when you hire a hooker to peg your ass but she tells you she used to be a dude so you punch her because if she was a dude fucking you in the ass that would be gay.
Any other robots have this feel?
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>>35137851
this is a suspiciously specific feel...
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>>35137851
that happened to me once, be careful what you ask for
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>sexually abusive drunk father who did some drugs
>mildly narcisistic but loving mom
>be me gifted student but small feminine and kind of sickly
>dad verbally berates me calling me a pussy and a faggot
>younger brother normie, borderline chad
>dad leaves when Im in 3rd grade
>mom goes from mildly religious to devout "non-denominational" (evangelical protestant
>starting to develop gay thoughts
>join weird slightly culty masonic youth group with one of my few friends
>its super antigay
>repress even more
>hate myself for being gay
>fall out with christianity because of it
>my mom marries a financial criminal unknowingly
>he dislikes me from the start (spergers rub eachother the wrong way I guess)
>plans on moving to costa rica with family
>we mive like 4 times in a year because if him
>at this point ive moved like 15-18 times between several states
>step dad gets arrested
>mom starts dating again and is remarried with 2 years
>hardworking blue color son of an american and a nazi woman
>hes borderline redpilled
>at this point im barely functional as a person
>im a neet
>go between depression and manic adhd type moods
>hate my life
whats your life like anons?
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>dad took off at birth
>mom's an alcoholic druggie
>dad came back but worked 15hrs a day
>still poor as fuck because mom used it all on drugs
> dad gets stressed and beats the shit out of me, locks me in my room from the outside in a basement
>call cops one day thinking I can emancipate myself because I worked hard to keep my grades up and can work
> nope, not an option in my state, they offer kid jail unless my parents sign for me to live alone which they didn't.
>hold out until I'm 18 and gtfo
>try to access my work money at the bank but my mom took it all
>become homeless from that.
> find crackheads to live with.
>try for fasfa so I can attend school
>need parents to say I don't live with them but they refuse
>iguessillwaituntilim22.wav
>acquire a neurological disorder, apparently my spine is fucked from the beatings and my nervous system keeps fucking up
>college is out of question
>pc repair tech for life I guess modest income, but not poverty
I want to die
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>>35138028
FUCK man. Just....Fuck.
why do I want to be tickled by a big strong guy while my feet flail so badly?
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>>35137705
Why do I want to strangle little anime girls while their feet flail wildly?
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>>35137705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xT6EUqNxst